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@ -78,6 +78,7 @@ Also remember the worst thing you can do to a joke is put a [disclaimer](disclai
- The latest [gender studies](gender_studies.md) paper concluded that if God exists, he is both man and woman, black and white, child and adult, straight and homosexual. Basically imagine Michael Jackson.
- Why does a [woman](woman.md) laugh before you tell her a joke? She just got the one you told her last year.
- What's a [black](black.md) sprinter called in [America](usa.md)? Guilty.
- Which argument fallacy is best used against an [LGBT](lgbt.md) [soyentist](soyence.md)? Ad homosexual.
- Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, [do business](entrepreneur.md).
- How do you accelerate a [Windows](windows.md) PC? By dropping it out of the window. (Hence the name?)
- Shakespeare for programmers: `0x2b || !0x2b`. { This one is a bit lame but at least it's not so common :D ~drummyfish }