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 - { Once a friend had trouble compiling something, so I asked what error the compiler gave. He said it printed this: `error: too many errors`. Thank you very much compiler :D ~drummyfish }
 - God's miracle caught on stream! On April 5th 2013 a "disabled" twitch streamer ZilianOP who was supposedly paralyzed and couldn't walk forgot for a while during live stream that he was paralyzed, he stood up from the wheelchair and went for something, revealing he was in fact just faking the disability so as to be considered an American [hero](hero_culture.md) and get more of those viewers seeking inspirational motivators or something :D I'M DISABLED BUT STILL PLAY VIDEO GAMES, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE! He then hilariously tried to cover it up along with his girlfriend, saying shit like "nonono, I fell from the chair" and then switching to "I could walk a bit thanks to therapy but I was keeping it secret because I wanted to surprise my girlfriend", you wouldn't believe to what lengths they went lol. On the other hand if you're white and not a [female](woman.md) with large breasts, being disabled is the only chance to ever get any views, so can we really blame him?
 - On occasion [reddit](reddit.md) offered its fair share of quality material as well, for example one TIFU (today I fucked up... might actually even have been the TIL subreddit lol) thread recounted a true story of a guy who grew up well into adulthood thinking that toilet seats were ONLY MEANT TO BE USED BY [WOMEN](woman.md) and that men simply sit on the cold toilet edge when they shit :D Apparently no one ever taught him and he only learned about the fact that men can use the seat too when he was buying a new toilet seat and joked with the salesman by saying something along the lines of "haha, if I didn't have a wife I wouldn't have to be spending money on toilet seats" -- then when the guy just stared in confusion all came to be revealed.
-- Absolutely epic trollz were performed sometime in early 2020s by tinyviolin69 in [World of Warcraft](wow.md), most notable of them was probably the following. He played on the hardcore server where character deaths are permanent, i.e. if you put 10000 hours into leveling and gearing up an epic character and then die in any way, even by slipping on a slightly higher cliff, it's all lost, you must start over. The guy leveled up a high level character, entered a guild, gained their trust and then, in a raid that was carefully planned and discussed for hours so that no one would die, he deliberately fucked up so that basically everyone died :D He practically destroyed years worth of "work" of many children that day, they all cried like little babies. We applaud this, it's very stupid for anyone to attach to a video game like these children, AND especially to a permadeath game. The game is also gay as fuck, this is the only fun that can be had in it nowadays.
+- In 1991 Gerald Ratner, an incredibly stupid [CEO](ceo.md) (just like every other CEO) of some kind of "big game" jewelry company, delivered what is generally regarded to be the worst speech in [history](history.md). In it he awkwardly attempted
+to deliver prepared [jokes](jokes.md) (see also [humorwashing](humorwashing.md)) that were not just poor but downright retarded, for example he stated: *People ask me "How can you sell for such low prices?" I say "because it's total crap".* This backfired so much that the company's value fell down by 500 million pounds lol.
+- Epic trollz were conducted sometime in early 2020s by tinyviolin69 in [World of Warcraft](wow.md), most noteworthy of them was probably the following. He played on the hardcore server where character deaths are [permanent](permadeath.md), i.e. if you put 10000 hours into leveling and gearing up an epic character and then die in any way, even by slipping off of a slightly higher cliff, it's all gone to shit, the character's gone and you need to start over. The guy leveled up a high level character, entered a guild, gained their trust and then, in a raid that was carefully planned and discussed for hours so that no one would die, he deliberately fucked up so that basically everyone died :D He practically destroyed years worth of "work" of many children that day, they all cried like little babies. We applaud this, it's very stupid for anyone to attach to a video game like these children, AND especially to a permadeath game. The game is also gay as fuck, this is the only fun that can be had in it nowadays.
 - Soyjak.party is a bunch of cringey [zoomer](zoomer.md) children, but it must be admitted their raids are very funny, for example the **Jackbox raids** (documented at https://wiki.soyjak.st/Jackbox_raiding) in which they troll tranny Twitch stremers via shitty Twitch minigames by spamming [niggers](nigger.md), swastikas, [gay](gay.md) porn and stuff alike :D Imagine audience of thousand little kids suddenly seeing someone win a shitty marble race with a profile picture of hanged tranny or a guy in Team Fortress putting a sign with stretched male anus right in front of the streamer's camera :D All the videos of this are available on their wiki.
 - The most humiliating defeat in [Warcraft III's](warcraft3.md) history was probably the match of WEG 2005 between Moon (Korea, considered by some the GOAT) playing as Night Elf [race](race.md) and Tod (France) playing as Human. The game is known for allowing a lot of cheesy strats and trolls, but on the highest levels it's still rare to win with a lulzy strat. Still Moon was so incredibly good he managed to do the following: he reached the ultimate spell which allows to steal the enemy units, he then stole Tod's worker which enabled him to start creating buildings of the human race, i.e. buildings that for him as an elf aren't normally available, then built a human town, trained human units and beat Tod with the units of his own race. To this day Tod gets quite irritated when asked about this in interviews.
 - Some parents [trolled](trolling.md) their children by giving them the same name lol, see [this](https://old.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/5wltvf/same_first_name_for_siblings/?rdt=42972).
+- There is some crazy ass Irish priest called Neil Horan, now stripped of his priesthood (:D), that could hold the world record for most IRL trolls and just being weird as fuck in general. Of course he's done all the usual business like walking in streets with antisemitic banners and "sexually harassing" children, but he dared go much further and even ran onto a formula one track during the race, literally risking his life. Very funny was his stunt during 2004 Olympic gaymes where he ran on the marathon track and pushed the guy who was leading the race into the spectators, just for the lulz :D The runner was shaken and finished third. He actually tried to appeal for a gold medal in court but the court said nope :D
 - In 2024 the twitter account of Greta Thunberg's father, Svante Thunberg, was hijacked by soyjak.party and started posting some funny stuff about [niggas](nigger.md), telling Greta she was adopted, offending journalists in DMs and so on.
 - Some trollolo gentleman in 1810 London fucked up some random guy from his street by ordering thousands of services to his house, he just sat and watched the madness as coal deliveries and sweep services and even piano deliveries flooded the poor man's door lol. He did it for a bet.
 - In 2022 a [chess](chess.md) playing robot was playing a 7 year old child, the robot wanted to grab a piece but instead took the kid's finger and broke it lol. WHAT A MARVELOUS DAY.