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- Difference between a beginner and pro programmer? Pro programmer fails in a much more sophisticated manner.
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- What's a [computer](computer.md)? A device that can make a hundred million mistakes per second.
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- Cool statistics: 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang [rape](rape.md).
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- `int randomInt(void) { int x; return x; }`
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- Boss: "We're going to need to store additional information about gender of all 1600 people in our database." Me: "OK that's only 200 extra bytes.". Diversity department: "You're fired."
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- the [downto](downto.md) operator
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