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Sometimes it is not 100% clear which action constitutes censorship: for example categorization such as moving a forum post from one thread to another (possibly less visible) thread may or may not be deemed censorship -- this depends on the intended result of such action; moving a post somewhere else doesn't remove it completely but can make it less visible. Whether something is censorship always depends on the answer to the question: "does the action prevent others from information sharing?". Sometimes it is not 100% clear which action constitutes censorship: for example categorization such as moving a forum post from one thread to another (possibly less visible) thread may or may not be deemed censorship -- this depends on the intended result of such action; moving a post somewhere else doesn't remove it completely but can make it less visible. Whether something is censorship always depends on the answer to the question: "does the action prevent others from information sharing?".
**Modern censorship is much more sophisticated**; in old days, e.g. those of [USSR](ussr.md) pseudocommunist regimes, it was simple: stuff was reviewed and it either got censored or it passed, governments even openly admitted to censorship and stated it was simply necessary for the advancement of society. People wanted to talk but the government didn't want to let them. Not so nowadays, it got much advance in several ways: **Modern censorship is much more sophisticated**; in old days, e.g. those of [USSR](ussr.md) pseudocommunist regimes, it was simple: stuff was reviewed and it either got censored or it passed, governments even openly admitted to censorship and stated it was simply necessary for the advancement of society. People wanted to talk but the government didn't want to let them. Not so nowadays, it got much more advanced in several ways:
1. Censorship is no longer done just by the state, but by [corporations](corporation.md), various social subgroups and even individuals as well, as so called self censorship, often automatically and subconsciously. In wanting to talk you are not just standing against one big bad guy who wants you silent, there are hundreds of sneaky bastards waiting to sue you, report you, ban you, cancel you, even physically terminate you if you touch anything controversial in one way or another. 1. Censorship is no longer done just by the state, but by [corporations](corporation.md), various social subgroups and even individuals as well, as so called self censorship, often automatically and subconsciously. In wanting to talk you are not just standing against one big bad guy who wants you silent, there are hundreds of sneaky bastards waiting to sue you, report you, ban you, cancel you, even physically terminate you if you touch anything controversial in one way or another.
2. **NO ONE ADMITS TO CENSORSHIP NOWADAYS, no matter how blatantly obvious their censorship is**, exactly in the capitalist "deny EVERYTHING" spirit -- Wikipedia explicitly states "we are not censored" and then literally removes and blocks inclusion of legitimate information it deems "harmful". You point it out, they ban you. They will say "no, it's not censorship, it is MODERATION, PROTECTION, DELISTING, free speech has its limits, it is not a ban, it is deplatformization, blocking of hate speech is not censorship blablabla ..." -- they are inventing hundreds of new terms so that they don't have to use the word *censorship*. 2. **NO ONE ADMITS TO CENSORSHIP NOWADAYS, no matter how blatantly obvious their censorship is**, exactly in the capitalist "deny EVERYTHING" spirit -- Wikipedia explicitly states "we are not censored" and then literally removes and blocks inclusion of legitimate information it deems "harmful". You point it out, they ban you. They will say "no, it's not censorship, it is MODERATION, PROTECTION, DELISTING, free speech has its limits, it is not a ban, it is deplatformization, blocking of hate speech is not censorship blablabla ..." -- they are inventing hundreds of new terms so that they don't have to use the word *censorship*.

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Adolf Hitler was a painter who killed several million [jews](jew.md).^([citation needed]) He is widely regarded as the worst human in whole [history](history.md). How many jews exactly he killed is a subject of very controversial debates and speculations, but for example in many parts of Europe it is now REQUIRED BY [LAW](law.md) to acknowledge at least 6 million OR ELSE -- if you argue it was fewer, even by ONE single jew, you are officially committing the crime of "Holocaust denial" (see also [wrongthink](wrongthink.md)). In any case the facts speak that he was the **head of the [Nazi](nazi.md) party** (NSDAP), later on also the head of whole Germany -- there he was called *Fuhrer* ("leader") -- and, most importantly, **started [World War II](ww2.md)**, the deadliest conflict in whole [history](history.md) with countless millions of victims on all sides; he was a [militant](military.md) [nationalist](nationalism.md) [fascist](fascism.md), [racist](racism.md) (in the TRUE sense of the world) and a state [capitalist](capitalism.md) -- probably incarnation of devil himself. In reality he was no different from your average [CEO](ceo.md) in our [current times](21st_century.md): a great, highly respected [leader](hero_culture.md), patriot loving his country above all, an amazing inspirational speaker with unique, memorable image, a charismatic, confident, assertive psychopath who followed his goal tirelessly by any means necessary, who dedicated everything to his vision and worked day and night to achieve it, who created order by force, gave people great many [jobs](work.md) and made technological [progress](progress.md) skyrocket, created many industries and on top he was a [war](war.md) [hero](hero_culture.md.md) -- this is what every [American](usa.md) ever strives to be. His methods for maximizing self interest through populism, force, fear and political flexibility were so successful in fact that they were subsequently adopted by the whole western world, our [current society](21st_century.md) can be seen as consisting solely of aspiring Hitlers: everyone who means anything in our highly competitive [capitalist](capitalism.md) society has to master the essential skills of lying, manipulation, populist rhetoric, abuse of power, dirty political games, [propaganda](marketing.md), scaremongering and a myriad of others. In this Hitler was very ahead of his time and did away with all the naive thinkers who thought it was possible to achieve things by legitimate, even ethical means. Adolf Hitler was a painter who killed several million [jews](jew.md).^([citation needed]) He is widely regarded as the worst human in whole [history](history.md). How many jews exactly he killed is a subject of very controversial debates and speculations, but for example in many parts of Europe it is now REQUIRED BY [LAW](law.md) to acknowledge at least 6 million OR ELSE -- if you argue it was fewer, even by ONE single jew, you are officially committing the crime of "Holocaust denial" (see also [wrongthink](wrongthink.md)). In any case the facts speak that he was the **head of the [Nazi](nazi.md) party** (NSDAP), later on also the head of whole Germany -- there he was called *Fuhrer* ("leader") -- and, most importantly, **started [World War II](ww2.md)**, the deadliest conflict in whole [history](history.md) with countless millions of victims on all sides; he was a [militant](military.md) [nationalist](nationalism.md) [fascist](fascism.md), [racist](racism.md) (in the TRUE sense of the world) and a state [capitalist](capitalism.md) -- probably incarnation of devil himself. In reality he was no different from your average [CEO](ceo.md) in our [current times](21st_century.md): a great, highly respected [leader](hero_culture.md), patriot loving his country above all, an amazing inspirational speaker with unique, memorable image, a charismatic, confident, assertive psychopath who followed his goal tirelessly by any means necessary, who dedicated everything to his vision and worked day and night to achieve it, who created order by force, gave people great many [jobs](work.md) and made technological [progress](progress.md) skyrocket, created many industries and on top he was a [war](war.md) [hero](hero_culture.md.md) -- this is what every [American](usa.md) ever strives to be. His methods for maximizing self interest through populism, force, fear and political flexibility were so successful in fact that they were subsequently adopted by the whole western world, our [current society](21st_century.md) can be seen as consisting solely of aspiring Hitlers: everyone who means anything in our highly competitive [capitalist](capitalism.md) society has to master the essential skills of lying, manipulation, populist rhetoric, abuse of power, dirty political games, [propaganda](marketing.md), scaremongering and a myriad of others. In this Hitler was very ahead of his time and did away with all the naive thinkers who thought it was possible to achieve things by legitimate, even ethical means.
Just like every capitalist he only lived thinking about [competition](competition.md) and showed us what is needed if you take competing seriously and truly WANT to win, not just participate. Hitler was basically a **[pseudoleftist](psedoleft.md)** and **his methods are mimicked by modern pseudoleft, most notably [LGBT](lgbt.md) and [feminism](feminism.md)**. For example: Just like every capitalist/leader/entrepreneur/etc. he only lived thinking about [competition](competition.md) and showed us what is needed if you take competing seriously and truly WANT to win, not just participate. Hitler was basically a **[pseudoleftist](psedoleft.md)** and **his methods are mimicked by modern pseudoleft, most notably [LGBT](lgbt.md) and [feminism](feminism.md)**. For example:
- He misleadingly called himself a "[socialist](socialism.md)" (his party was called "National Socialist German Workers' Party") despite being a pure example of rightism (e.g. by arguing for strong hierarchies everywhere in society: in state, among races, in military etc.), a [fascist](fascism.md) aiming to benefit the group he belonged to (Germans, white [race](race.md)), just as LGBT/feminists call themselves "leftist" and "socialist" despite actually being fascists who want to benefit the group they belong to (gays/females). - He misleadingly called himself a "[socialist](socialism.md)" (his party was called "National Socialist German Workers' Party") despite being a pure example of rightism (e.g. by arguing for strong hierarchies everywhere in society: in state, among races, in military etc.), a [fascist](fascism.md) aiming to benefit the group he belonged to (Germans, white [race](race.md)), just as LGBT/feminists call themselves "leftist" and "socialist" despite actually being fascists who want to benefit the group they belong to (gays/females).
- He brainwashed children: see Hitlerjugend. He knew children are an easy target for propaganda and that they would grow up to be soldiers [fighting](fight_culture.md) for whatever they were taught as young. This is what LGBT/feminism does nowadays with all the woke children fairytales etc. - He brainwashed children: see Hitlerjugend. He knew children are an easy target for propaganda and that they would grow up to be soldiers [fighting](fight_culture.md) for whatever they were taught as young. This is what LGBT/feminism does nowadays with all the woke children fairytales etc.
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- He loved military parades, demonstrations of power, waving flags and creating [fear](fear_culture.md) -- again, just like what we see with all the gay parades, gay flags, [cancel culture](cancel_culture.md) etc. - He loved military parades, demonstrations of power, waving flags and creating [fear](fear_culture.md) -- again, just like what we see with all the gay parades, gay flags, [cancel culture](cancel_culture.md) etc.
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His life in tl;dr: he was born on 20 April 1889 in Austria (which back then was part of Austria-Hungary empire). He was interested in painting but wasn't successful, he got rejected from art school. He fought in World War I. Then he joined a small political party of which he became a leader and renamed it to *National Socialist German Workers' Party*, also known as *Nazi* party. Meanwhile he also managed to get into some trouble trouble and get into prison for a while where he wrote his famous book called *Mein Kampf* ("My [Fight](fight_culture.md)") -- this was kind of his "manifesto". The Nazi party went on to become very successful, owing a lot to the fact that after the lost war Germany was bullied and people were quite miserable, Hitler promised to "make Germany great again", to give everyone "[jobs](work.md)", he blamed all the problems on [Jews](jew.md) etc. (see also [Trump](trump.md)). He was also a very good public speaker who put stress on his image -- the most memorable part of it was, of course, his toothbrush mustache. All in all he got very popular and ended up being the head of the state (chancellor) and in 1939 started the war by invading Poland. On 30 April 1945 it was clear he lost the war -- hidden in an underground bunker in Berlin, knowing all hope was lost, he [killed himself](suicide.md) -- he took poison and then shot himself; immediately after this his body was burned as he ordered. His life in tl;dr: he was born on 20 April 1889 in Austria (which back then was part of Austria-Hungary empire). He was interested in painting but wasn't successful, he got rejected from [art](art.md) school. He fought in World War I. Then he joined a small political party of which he became a leader and renamed it to *National Socialist German Workers' Party*, also known as *Nazi* party. Meanwhile he also managed to get into some trouble trouble and get into prison for a while where he wrote his famous book called *Mein Kampf* ("My [Fight](fight_culture.md)") -- this was kind of his "manifesto". The Nazi party went on to become very successful, owing a lot to the fact that after the lost war Germany was bullied and miserable, Hitler promised to "make Germany great again", to give everyone "[jobs](work.md)", he blamed all the problems on [Jews](jew.md) etc. (see also [Trump](trump.md)). He was also a very good public speaker who put stress on his image -- the most memorable part of it was, of course, his toothbrush mustache. All in all he got very popular and ended up being the head of the state (chancellor) and in 1939 started the war by invading Poland. On 30 April 1945 it was clear he lost the war -- hidden in an underground bunker in Berlin, knowing all hope was lost, he [killed himself](suicide.md) -- he took poison and then shot himself; immediately after this his body was burned as he ordered.
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# Loquendo # Loquendo
*ekis de ekis de ekis de xdddd* { As always this is research in progress, also I'm not a native Spanish speaker, take this as a quick overview. Thanks goes to Gor for providing valuable info :-) ~drummyfish }
{ This is research in progress, please send me notes on this etc. I discovered this awesome rabbithole while learning Spanish -- if you can, try to learn some foreign language, it really does bring to you a whole new culture. ~drummyfish } Loquendo is a (sadly [proprietary](proprietary.md)) [text-to-speech](text_to_speech.md) [technology](tech.md) (made by some Italian company) used by the company's TTS software such as *Loquendo TTS Director*, which spawned (around the year 2007) an awesome -- although in [English](english.md) speaking countries practically completely unknown -- underground [Spanish](spanish.md) speaking [Internet](internet.md) group called *loquenderos* who use said iconic robotic low quality loquendo voices to create absolutely precious [meme](meme.md) [YouTube](youtube.md) videos that are not just extremely entertaining and hilarious by the combination of the funny voices with quite stupid improvised game videos (usually some gameplay of [GTA](gta.md) San Andreas), but also immensely important for at least somewhat continuing the [culture](culture.md) of [free speech](free_speech.md) on the Internet. If you watch a random Spanish meme video, chances are quite high it will be dubbed with loquendo. It's hard to accurately describe the mood and vibes around the group -- it's a bit similar to [4chan](4chan.md) humor -- the videos are oftentimes very silly, just someone's random gameplay of GTA with a robotic voice over it cursing in Spanish, as if a kid is playing the game and just commenting on it, insulting everyone and dropping random shit and slurs, insulting [transsexuals](tranny.md), [furries](furry.md), otakus, [gays](gay.md), [women](woman.md) and blacks and basically the whole world, but then there are also videos with a lot of energy put into it (but still keeping a similar style) -- for example whole movies or serious political commentaries. In fact, given the relatively greater age (in Internet terms) of the community, the precise style has evolved a bit and today the videos differs somewhat from those made in 2000s, but in essence it's still the same thing. Part of the loquendo atmosphere is that the TTS voices are not just extremely funny (imagine someone just doing extreme pitch shifts of a basic robotic voice to create different voices for a movie dubbing) but also completely emotionless and always the same, so you don't know who's behind them and it's pretty funny to hear all the nasty shit being said in complete serious tone.
Loquendo is a (sadly [proprietary](proprietary.md)) [text-to-speech](text_to_speech.md) [technology](tech.md) (made by some Italian company) used by the company's TTS software such as *Loquendo TTS Director*, which gave rise (around the year 2007) to an awesome -- but in [English](english.md) speaking countries practically completely unknown -- underground Spanish speaking Internet group called *loquenderos* who use said iconic robotic low quality loquendo voices to create absolutely precious [meme](meme.md) [YouTube](youtube.md) videos that are not just extremely entertaining and hilarious by the combination of the funny voices with quite stupid improvised video (usually some gameplay of GTA San Andreas), but also immensely important for at least somewhat continuing the [culture](culture.md) of [free speech](free_speech.md) on the Internet. If you watch a random Spanish meme video, chances are quite high it will be dubbed with loquendo. It's hard to accurately describe the mood and vibes around the group -- it's a bit similar to [4chan](4chan.md) speak maybe -- the videos are oftentimes very silly, just someone's random gameplay of GTA with a robotic voice over it cursing in Spanish, as if a kid is playing the game and just commenting on it, insulting everyone and dropping random shit and slurs, insulting [transsexuals](tranny.md), [furries](furry.md), otakus, [gays](gay.md), [women](woman.md) and blacks and basically the whole world, but then there are also videos with a lot of energy put into it (but still keeping a similar style) -- for example whole movies or serious political commentaries. Part of the feeling is that the voices are not just extremely funny (imagine someone just doing extreme pitch shifts of a basic robotic voice to create different voices for a movie dubbing) but also completely emotionless and always the same, so you don't know who's behind them and it's pretty funny to hear all the nasty shit being said in complete serious tone. There are several male and female loquendo voices, most famous of which is probably Jorge, followed by others such as Carlos and Diego. Over time there have also evolved characters that reappear in the videos (such as Tio Gilipollas), they have their own personalities, inside jokes and so on. Besides GTA San Andreas other popular games and character appear in loquendo videos, for example different games from the GTA series, Pikachu, Sonic and so on. The group has even taken it so far as establishing a fictional *Loquendo City* based on ideals of free speech -- a thing similar to our [freedom island](island.md). Use of synthesized voices actually has a further reaching importance: part of the magic, and of the aforementioned 4chan vibes too, is also the kind of "pseudoanonymity" achieved by the creators being hidden behind the voices and video game characters -- indeed, the authors themselves are typically not completely anonymous, you know who made the video, but the fact that everyone in the community uses the same voices and the same characters to communicate ideas and opinions mentally pushes the creator himself to the background, i.e. unlike with the mainstream way of having celebrity content creators who associate their opinions with themselves, their image, face and voice, watching loquendo videos feels more like reading a stream of anonymous posts on an image board where the sentences you read seem to be coming from fictional meme characters like Pepe or Gondola, which makes it easier to realize whether you hate (or like) the opinion itself OR if you just hate the guy who expressed it. This in [our](lrs.md) opinion is a very good way of communication that puts more emphasis on actually discussing something as opposed to masturbating one's [ego](egoism.md), while also proving that it's not necessary to sport true anonymity and [censorship](censorship.md) of one's identity.
There are several male and [female](woman.md) loquendo voices, most famous of which is probably Jorge, followed by others such as Carlos and Diego. In 2024 there was a memorable moment when the guy himself whose voice was used for Carlos made a recording of him reading some of the loquendo texts. Over time there have also evolved characters that reappear in the videos (such as Tio Gilipollas), they have their own personalities, lore background, inside jokes and so on. Besides GTA San Andreas other popular games and character appear in loquendo videos, including other GTA games, Pikachu, Sonic, and, especially in the later ones, many anime characters.
The loquendo culture has gone so far as to even invent a fictional Loquendo City based on ideals of [free speech](free_speech.md), with sprawling lore and detail being constantly developed (this is similar to our [freedom island](island.md)) -- for example the official currency is called loquendolar and famous local food is called Mierdaja (seems like kind of Nutella but made from [shit](shit.md)). Obviously the [history](history.md) of loquendo is now a far reaching rabbithole with subcultures and many tons of material to study if one wishes to go deeper (for example an important early event to start with might be the infamous conflict between ElAnticristo2007 and Eliluminado7), which will be yet complicated further by language and slang barriers for those who don't speak Spanish, and this article cannot possibly do this topic full justice, but for anyone willing to undertake the journey it's definitely going to be a curious experience. And it's a good excuse to finally learn a new language.
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- spiritual, peaceful, meditate a lot, do yoga - spiritual, peaceful, meditate a lot, do yoga
- don't know what work safety means - don't know what work safety means
- transport extremely big loads on bicycles or small motorcycles - transport extremely big loads on bicycles or small motorcycles
- "car horn is the national bird of India"
- **Israel**: see the jewish race - **Israel**: see the jewish race
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Suicide is when someone voluntarily kills himself. Suicide offers an immediate escape from [capitalism](capitalism.md) and is therefore a kind of last-resort hope; it is one of the last remaining freedoms in this world, even though capitalists can't profit from dead people and so are working hard on preventing people from killing themselves (rather than trying to make them NOT WANT TO kill themselves of course). Suicide is when someone voluntarily kills himself. Suicide offers an immediate escape from [capitalism](capitalism.md) and is therefore a kind of last-resort hope; it is one of the last remaining freedoms in this world, even though capitalists can't profit from dead people and so are working hard on preventing people from killing themselves (rather than trying to make them NOT WANT TO kill themselves of course).
TODO: methods, add suicide by internet/free speech :D Men die by suicide much more commonly than [women](woman.md): in 80% of cases a human that dies by suicide is man.
## Suicide Methods (FOR SCIENTIFIC RESEARCHERS^LOL)
For SCIENCE RESEARCHERS: there is a text file describing suicide methods at http://textfiles.com/fun/suicide.txt. One site related to suicide that's being censored because it discussed methods of killing oneself is called **sanctioned suicide** (https://sanctioned-suicide.net). For SCIENCE RESEARCHERS: there is a text file describing suicide methods at http://textfiles.com/fun/suicide.txt. One site related to suicide that's being censored because it discussed methods of killing oneself is called **sanctioned suicide** (https://sanctioned-suicide.net).
There are also many activists promoting euthanasia for people to whom medicine can no longer help live without suffering, they call it "[right](rights_culture.md) to die". They even (controversially) provide info on how to best perform safe suicide if legal euthanasia isn't available.
For SCIENTIFIC RESEARCHERS: these are some highly scientifically researched methods of suicide for creating bleeding edge (no pun intended) scientifically peer reviewed scientific papers for scientifically PREVENTING suicides ([LMAO](lmao.md)): { Again, please don't kill yourself if you don't have to :-) <3 ~drummyfish }
- **legal [euthanasia](euthanasia.md)** = best if available. This is just a no brainer: if one has the option to leave peacefully under the assistance of a medical professional, why choose anything else?
- **wrist cutting** (and heart stabbing etc.) = attention whoring, very low chance of success. It is known that cutting one's wrists rarely leads to death, it's almost impossible to cut very deep even if you want to, the body is just programmed to not let itself do it and especially feminine [zoomers](zoomer.md) nowadays don't have any balls to do it, one will just create a bloody mess. Self stabbing oneself to death is seen sometimes but many times it's under the influence of drugs or extremely serious mental illness which just turns off all self preservation instincts. To bleed out it's not enough to cut a vein, one must hit the artery. The correct way to cut a wrist is in the direction ALONG the wrist, NOT in perpendicular direction -- the cuts must be extremely deep to be dangerous, however the best way is to target the artery on the neck or in groin. Even so actually dying with this kind of suicide is very rare -- one paper gave a success rate of 4%.
- **setting oneself on fire** = extremely painful, slow, potentially unreliable method with the only advantage being getting attention; hence it is often used for political protests (see e.g. [Palach](palach.md)). Not succeeding means spending the rest of one's life badly deformed, experiencing horrible pain every day.
- **jumping from (VERY big) height** = reliable (if done well), quick and painless serious attempt accessible to everyone. If a man truly wishes to die reliably, he will jump from a very, VERY big height -- the biggest skyscraper or bridge he can find, at least 10 stories or so (4 stories has 50% survival rate, 7 stories only 10%). He will ideally jump head first without looking down and contemplating the choice for too long (being slightly drunk may prevent backing out, but it may also increase the chance of actually deciding against the idea, so who knows) AND, importantly, trying to minimize the chance of hurting someone else down below (e.g. by choosing an area where few people walk). People that survived such attempts said the few seconds of flight were the most frightening experience of their life, one immediately regrets the jump, therefore closing one's eyes may be good. Success rate given by sources wasn't so big numerically -- some 60% -- but it's likely driven down by people who choose small heights, which is probably the only way one can fuck this method up. Having great height basically guarantees quick death without anything that could go wrong.
- **jumping in front of a train** = good choice if done right and one's will is strong, but can be risky. Some say it's safer to put one's head on the rails and get decapitated. In any case doing so in or near the train station is a very bad idea: slow train is a bad guarantee of success. It's important to choose a very fast train and go all in, backing away in last second may result in horrible injury or extremely slow death (check out gore sites, people split in half can be seen to live excruciatingly long). The train operator will be scarred for life, there may be better ways to leave. Success rate is around 78%.
- **shooting oneself with a gun** = serious attempt (biggest success rate), but must be done well, may not be so accessible, may fail with shaky hand. Outside of [USA](usa.md) it may be hard to get a gun, especially for people with mental illness, but people have found a way around: going to the shooting range and borrowing a gun for target practice, then quickly shooting oneself. Despite relative high success rate -- 90% according to some sources -- still a surprising number of people survive shooting themselves to the head with a pistol, and they often end up living with horrible consequence, blinding themselves etc. Shotgun is much, MUCH more reliable -- basically a guaranteed success. Some choose to combine this with a fail safe, e.g. poisoning oneself beforehand (e.g. [Hitler](hitler.md)) or standing on the edge of a high building.
- **drug overdose/poisoning** = risky unreliable way, potentially painful, may be attention whoring. Success rate is similar to that of cutting -- very low, around 4% maybe. There is a high risk of being discovered because dying takes long. Results depends on the specific drug, dosage, luck and each individual, it may be very slow, completely ineffective, induce extreme pain AND/OR irreversible damage to liver etc. Poisoning may last for many DAYS before death comes, and it certainly isn't a pleasant time. The word goes that one must NOT swallow all pills at once (which will just result in a vomit), but slowly take them one by one over the course of some time. Some also drink a lot of strong alcohol on top, but this may increase probability of vomiting it all out. Some drugs commonly used or talked about (which doesn't mean they're a good choice) include paracetamol, aspirin, cyanide, sleeping pills, rat poison, bleach, digitalis, colchicine etc.
- **hanging** = quite reliable and accessible but slow and painful method, nevertheless very popular. This is often chosen by people who have their freedom restricted, such as prisoners (one doesn't actually have to hang from the ceiling, a door handle is enough). One paper gave success probability of 84% -- again, a risk of failure is considerable and failing will likely result in serious brain damage. Risks include rope snapping or discovery. Even professional executions by hanging are infamously messy -- very precise calculations have to be made to ensure that the rope doesn't snap and the neck breaks quickly to prevent slow suffocation, however suffocation is what usually happens in hanging suicides -- this is painful and scary.
- **drowning** = [WTF](wtf.md). Slow, scary, cold, hard to execute and excruciating painful death. Success probability is relatively high though: around 80%.
- **starving to death** = very slow but apparently some do it, often as a protest.
- **car exhaust/hypoxia** = hard to do nowadays (new cars have filters that prevent this). The same can potentially be achieved by letting a fire burn inside a sealed room (e.g. a stove), but this then also poses a big fire hazard etc. If unsuccessful one may end up being greatly retarded, blind and so on, and success is not nearly guaranteed -- one paper gave success rate at only 56%, i.e. a coin flip. The death with these methods happens due to carbon monoxide that deprives body of oxygen and leads to hypoxia -- hypoxia itself has often been described as one of the most pleasant ways of dying (one documentary even found it to be the ideal way of human execution) because it induces euphoria, i.e. one actually feels kind of joy and dizziness (which is part of why hypoxia is dangerous), HOWEVER it must be considered that the exhaust gas or stove smoke may actually be very unpleasant to breathe, so in the end it may turn out to go wrong. I.e. this is likely not a good idea either.
- **seppuku** (also known as *harakiri*) = traditional Japanese ritual suicide, extremely hard to execute, slow and painful, unusable, good only for [memes](meme.md).
- **guillotine** = the engineer's way, bonus points for style, may be very reliable but ONLY if done right, a nasty fuck up can easily happen. One must be super experienced with making machines and test his device very, VERY carefully. Unlike with executions there is no one to help in case something goes wrong, becoming a nearly headless Nick in the last moments of life wouldn't be a cool experience.
- **suicide by cop** = Popular in the [USA](usa.md), may be unusable in other parts of the world where cops aren't used to casually shoot at people every day. Can also be tricky and risky, may give the cop a traumatic experience. They may just injure you and put you in jail where you'll end up being raped every day. All in all not such a good idea.
- **car crash** = asshole method if kills someone else, may be fine when only safely killing self. A head-on crash into opposite traffic on a highway is quite likely to result in death, but it's also extremely evil as one takes other people with him, possibly a whole family, AND maybe even causing additional chain crash killing or injuring many, many more, that's just indescribably bad. Driving off of a VERY high cliff into a canyon or against a concrete wall somewhere where not many people walk would be much more ethical. There's always a chance of survival and experiencing the horror of staying trapped in a burning car. There have also been cases of pilots deliberately crashing planes as a method of suicide, sadly with many people on board. Some say it's safer to use seatbelt, otherwise there is a chance to just get ejected from the car, flying a long distance in air, losing kinetic energy, and then surviving the fall.
- **freezing to death** = rare, not much data.
- **electrocution** = rare besides movies, likely a bad idea. It's like setting oneself on fire but including paralyzing oneself and if done wrong (which is easy), one will end up just slowly roasting like a marshmallow. A fancy way for crazy people may be standing on top of a hill with metal rod during a storm, hoping for lightning to strike, but of course the chances are still slim of getting hit, yet lower to actually die.
- **explosion** = not very accessible but probably cool if you can pull it off somehow. Again, a huge explosion must be created else survival is possible. Then it's probably quick and painless.
- ...
## See Also ## See Also
- [ACK](ack.md) - [ACK](ack.md)

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