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*"I'm not glad he's dead, but I'm glad he's gone."* -- [Richard Stallman](rms.md)
Steve Jobs (AKA Steve "more jobs for everyone" and Steve Jewbs) was the prototypical evil [CEO](ceo.md) dictator and co-founder of one of the worst [corporations](corporation.md) in the world: [Apple](apple.md). He was a psychopathic entrepreneur with a [cult of personality](hero_culture.md) that makes [Americans](usa.md) cum. He was mainly known for his ability to manipulate people (euphemistically called "reality distortion field") and he worsened technology by making it more [consumerist](consumerism.md), expensive, litter with spyware, less repairable and incompatible with other already existing technology. He was so stupid that he became a role model for most americans -- in fact all americans masturbate daily to Steve Jobs so he can also be considered the most famous US porn star. Someone once said that there are essentially two types of men in technology: those who understand what they don't manage and those who manage what they don't understand. Jobs was the latter.
Steve Jobs (AKA Steve "more jobs for everyone" and Steve Jewbs) was the prototypical evil [CEO](ceo.md) dictator and co-founder of one of the worst [corporations](corporation.md) in the world: [Apple](apple.md). He was a psychopathic entrepreneur with a [cult of personality](hero_culture.md) that makes [Americans](usa.md) cum. He was mainly known for his ability to manipulate people (euphemistically called "reality distortion field") and he worsened technology by making it more [consumerist](consumerism.md), expensive, littered with spyware, less repairable and incompatible with other already existing technology. He was so stupid that he became a role model for most americans -- in fact all americans masturbate daily to Steve Jobs so he can also be considered the most famous US porn star. Someone once said that there are essentially two types of men in technology: those who understand what they don't manage and those who manage what they don't understand. Jobs was the latter.
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