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@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ A user running bloatbrowser that implements CSS and has it turned on by default
- Make the site work only without CSS :D For example: `body * { display: none; } body:before { content: "This site only works without CSS." }`.
- CSS can do animation! This can be used to induce seizures. E.g.: `@keyframes lul { 0% { background-color: red; } 100% { background-color: green; } } body { animation-name: lul; animation-duration: 0.1s; animation-iteration-count: infinite; }`.
- Animate `<body>` size so that the scroll bars keep resizing.
- `a:hover { display: none; }`: Makes links disappear when their pointed at with the cursor :D Can also be used for buttons etc.
- `a:hover { display: none; }`: Makes links disappear when they're pointed at with the cursor :D Can also be used for buttons etc.
- Make some huge clusterfuck of divs that get arranged in some intricate way, then make each div change its size with `:hover`, or better yet use `transform` to rotate or skew it, triggering a spectacular domino effect. You have to make it so that if one div reshapes on mouse over, another one gets under the cursor, triggering reshape of that one, which pushes another one under the cursor etc.
- Alternative to the previous: make one huge ass div covering the whole screen and make it resize to 1x1 pixels on `:hover`, this will cause some vomit inducing blinking whenever mouse is moved.
- Use animation to very slowly alter the site, e.g. keep making text more and more transparent, so that it can't be noticed immediately but will become apparent after having the site open for 15 minutes, or maybe just have the site normal but after 10 minutes just immediately rotate it 180 degrees, the user will be like WTF :D or maybe instead of this after 10 minutes just replace the site with some porn image -- there is a chance someone will open the site, then leave the computer for a while, leaving the innocent site open but in the meanwhile it will change to porn and suddenly he will look like the biggest pervert :D