Update

2024-01-31 00:35:22 +01:00 · 2024-01-31 00:35:22 +01:00 · cafa9c826c
commit cafa9c826c
parent e4ac7bfe6e
8 changed files with 141 additions and 10 deletions
--- a/pimp_my_lrs.html
+++ b/pimp_my_lrs.html
@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ function placeCSS(name, file)
 {
  var link = document.createElement("a");
  link.href = thisPage + "?p=" + page + "&s=" + file;
-  link.innerHTML = "~" + name + "~";
+  link.innerHTML = "_" + name + "_";
  var elem = document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0];
  elem.prepend(link);
 }
@ -48,6 +48,7 @@ function load()

      placeCSS("$$$","style_gold.css");
      placeCSS("gay","style_gay.css");
+      placeCSS("lol","style_lol.css");
      placeCSS("90s","style_90s.css");
      placeCSS("unix","style_unix.css");
      placeCSS("dark","style_dark.css");
--- a/style_90s.css
+++ b/style_90s.css
@ -28,6 +28,7 @@ h1, h2
  background-color: #aba;
  text-align: center;
  color: #300;
+  text-shadow: 1px 1px 0 #fff;
 }

 h3
@ -47,7 +48,7 @@ pre, code

 pre
 {
-  font-size: 15px;
+  font-size: 14px;
  max-width: 800px;
  overflow: hidden;
 }
@ -70,6 +71,7 @@ td, th
  border-right: 2px solid white;
  border-bottom: 2px solid #444;
  border-left: 2px solid #444;
+  cursor: cell;
 }

 th
@ -79,6 +81,7 @@ th

 a
 {
+  cursor: zoom-in;
  color: #00c;
  text-decoration: underline;
  text-decoration-style: wavy;
--- a/style_gay.css
+++ b/style_gay.css
@ -126,6 +126,11 @@ ul li:before
  color: red;
 }

+a:hover
+{
+  background-color: yellow;
+}
+
 hr
 {
  border-top: none;
--- a/style_gold.css
+++ b/style_gold.css
@ -12,6 +12,11 @@ i, em
  color: #20777b;
 }

+i:hover, em:hover
+{
+  background-color: #ddd;
+}
+
 h1:before, h2:before, h3:before, h1:after, h2:after, h3:after
 {
  content: " $ ";
@ -57,7 +62,16 @@ h1, h2, h3
  border-radius: 10px;
  padding: 20px;
  text-align: center;
-  background-image: linear-gradient(119deg, rgb(236, 220, 136) 0%, rgb(183, 149, 120) 36%, rgb(244, 220, 165) 69%, rgb(183, 138, 80) 100%)
+  background-image: linear-gradient(180deg, rgb(236, 220, 136) 0%, rgb(183, 149, 120) 36%, rgb(244, 220, 165) 69%, rgb(183, 138, 80) 100%)
+}
+
+h1:hover, h2:hover, h3:hover
+{
+  background-image: linear-gradient(119deg, rgb(236, 220, 136) 0%, 
+rgb(183, 149, 120) 36%, rgb(244, 220, 165) 69%, rgb(183, 138, 80) 100%);
+
+  color: #ba7;
+/*  text-shadow: 1px 1px 0 #fff, -1px -1px 0 #370b0b; */
 }

 table
@ -91,6 +105,12 @@ a
  text-decoration: none;
 }

+a:hover
+{
+  color: blue;
+  text-shadow: none;
+}
+
 .dead
 {
  color: #ff2121;
--- a/style_lol.css
+++ b/style_lol.css
@ -0,0 +1,101 @@
+@keyframes anim
+{
+  0%   { margin-left: 0px;   }
+  50%  { margin-left: 200px; }
+  100% { margin-left: 0px;   }
+}
+
+@keyframes anim2
+{
+  0%   { color: red;   font-size: 20px; }
+  25%  { color: black; font-size: 20px; }
+  50%  { color: green; font-size: 21px; }
+  75%  { color: white; font-size: 30px; }
+  100% { color: blue;  font-size: 20px; }
+}
+
+body
+{
+  background-image: url("https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/26/Cat_8.jpg/180px-Cat_8.jpg");
+  cursor: not-allowed;
+  width: 200%;
+}
+
+p
+{
+  background-color: red;
+  font-family: cursive;
+}
+
+h1 
+{
+  animation-name: anim;
+  animation-duration: 1s;
+  animation-iteration-count: infinite;
+  animation-timing-function: linear; 
+  cursor: zoom-in;
+  color: brown;
+}
+
+h2, h3
+{
+  animation-name: anim2;
+  animation-duration: 0.1s;
+  animation-iteration-count: infinite;
+  animation-timing-function: linear;
+  background-color: yellow;
+  cursor: zoom-out;
+}
+
+pre, code
+{
+  font-family: fantasy;
+  background-color: rgba(255,255,255,0.7);
+  color: green;
+  cursor: none;
+}
+
+em, i
+{
+  animation-name: anim2;
+  animation-duration: 2s;
+  animation-iteration-count: infinite;
+  animation-timing-function: linear;
+}
+
+b, strong
+{
+  color: #00f;
+  font-family: emoji;
+}
+
+h1::before, h2::before, h1::after, h2::after
+{
+  content: '';
+  background: url("https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/Anarcho_pacifism_animation_2.gif?20190915203531");
+  background-size: cover;
+  display: inline-block;
+  width: 64px;
+  height: 64px;
+}
+
+a
+{
+  color: #0f0;
+  cursor: row-resize;
+}
+
+a:hover
+{
+  display: none;
+}
+
+p:after
+{
+  content: "😀😁😂😃";
+}
+
+p:before
+{
+  content: " 𒐫 𒈙 ﷽";
+}
--- a/trolling.md
+++ b/trolling.md
@ -11,5 +11,6 @@ Here are some potentially [fun](fun.md) ways of trolling (they'll be written fro
  - **Irrational crime**: similarly investigators usually suspect some basic rationality even of the most stupid criminal -- you want to behave even stupider than that. For example I break into two stores and then just relocate goods from one to the other, then leave :D
 - **Seizure troll**: when in some kind of lecture where the students are allowed laptops (typically in a compsci uni) I take a seat somewhere in the front row, near the lecturer, open my laptop and start a program that just rapidly flashes wild colors in fullscreen -- I leave it like that for the whole lecture so that everyone sitting behind me is forced to watch the flashing and can get an epileptic seizure. For educational purposes code for such a program can be written in a few lines of browser [JavaScript](javascript.md) (it may coincidentally possibly even be found in that JavaScript article).
 - **Creative [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md) vandalism**: for example funny redirects or categorizations (put [Bill Gates](bill_gates.md) to "famous homosexuals" category or something), also consider vandalizing other wikis that usually don't have as much protection.
+- `a:hover { display: none; }`
 - Classic trollz revolve around creating [drama](drama.md) on forums -- this is kind of an [art](art.md) as you have to keep the right balance of seriousness and stupidity; too much of the former and you're not trolling anyone, too much of the latter and you're just spotted as obvious troll. It's definitely not about logging on a starting to drop the [N-words](nigger.md) and insulting everyone, that's just an instant ban that ends the fun; you rather want to start slow, get many people seriously involved in the discussion, be polite and then slightly steer the talk towards something controversial (nice if you pretend to be part of some "oppressed minority"). Then you just make it look like you're just an uneducated simple minded individual who kind of happens to lean towards an opinion the others truly hate, but you have to keep their hope that they can convince you to change your opinion, so still try to be polite, just so you keep arguing with them and wasting more and more of their time until they start losing their shit and the thread explodes into [hitler](hitler.md) arguments etc., then just watch and enjoy.
 - ...
--- a/wiki_pages.md
+++ b/wiki_pages.md
--- a/wiki_stats.md
+++ b/wiki_stats.md
@ -3,8 +3,8 @@
 This is an autogenerated article holding stats about this wiki.

 - number of articles: 542
- number of commits: 673
- total size of all texts in bytes: 2807651
+- number of commits: 674
+- total size of all texts in bytes: 2820110

 longest articles:

@ -24,6 +24,10 @@ longest articles:
 latest changes:

 ```
+Date:   Tue Jan 30 22:35:23 2024 +0100
+cpu.md
+wiki_pages.md
+wiki_stats.md
 Date:   Tue Jan 30 19:43:23 2024 +0100
 fascism.md
 wiki_pages.md
@ -33,10 +37,6 @@ Date:   Tue Jan 30 07:54:47 2024 +0100
 wiki_pages.md
 wiki_stats.md
 Date:   Tue Jan 30 00:32:40 2024 +0100
-fun.md
-jokes.md
-wiki_pages.md
-wiki_stats.md
 ```

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