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@ -13,10 +13,12 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- countries change constantly, never ending revolutions and civil wars, extremely corrupt governments and presidents
- peak suffering: hunger, [AIDS](aids.md), malaria, no [education](education.md), no healthcare, no water, flies will eat you alive (unless elephant kills you or you step on a cobra), ...
- those who sail the seas are modern pirates
- weird fashion: bones in ears, huge discs in lips, neck rings etc.
- weird fashion: bones in ears, huge discs in lips, neck rings, crocodile scars etc.
- poverty beyond imagination, 99% illiterate, capital cities look like hobo sites on any other continent, average citizen makes a maximum of 1 cent per day
- speaking extremely broken [English](english.md)
- named probably Barak, Muntu or something like that
- can be a good sprinter or marathon runner, normal professions include: safari guide for tourists, president of the country, poacher or anti-pouching guard
- national musical instrument is vuvuzela
- named probably Barak, Muntu, Xixao or something like that
- **Egyptians**:
- DO NOT DRINK THE WATER
- Egypt basically consists of three things: the Nile river, the Pyramids and the Sphinx, otherwise it's just sand
@ -42,10 +44,10 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- wild west, survival of the fittest, they have highest tech weapons but mentality comparable to cavemen
- probably named John McDonald
- [aliens](ufo.md) always attack USA first
- **California**: weed, surfers, hippies, [SJWs](swj.md), Hollywood hype
- **California**: weed, surfers, [hippies](hippies.md), [SJWs](swj.md), Hollywood hype
- **Florida**: old people, everyone moves there for retirement, constant holidays and fun
- **Indians** (red skinned natives): one with the nature, drunk, lazy, own casinos, perform rituals involving dancing around fire, headbands of feathers, weapon of choice is tomahawk, scalp their enemies, as ghosts fuck with people who build houses on their burial grounds
- **Texas**: oil magnates wearing cowboy hats, boots and colts, only listen to country
- **Texas**: cigar smoking oil magnates wearing cowboy hats, boots and colts, only listen to country, ultra right wing
- **US south**: slow, even more stupid, ultra right, [racist](racism.md), rednecks, inbred, live in trailers, for slavery, for guns, listen to country, very typical accent
- **Antarctica**:
- no stereotypes yet, wait maybe four or five centuries
@ -56,6 +58,7 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- bearded men dressed in carpets, women walk completely covered in bed sheets just with holes for eyes
- [pedophiles](pedophilia.md), bigamists, goat fuckers
- some may be rich oil sheikhs
- obsessed with carpets, some can even fly on them
- weapon of choice is dagger or that weird curved sword, also acid to the face or bomb
- on plane make everyone nervous
- names: Ahmed, Muhammad, Ali, Abdul, Aladin, ...
@ -64,14 +67,15 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- smart, wise, have proverbs about everything
- do martial arts, able to levitate by power of will
- eat bats, [cats](cat.md) and [dogs](dog.md)
- executions are part of daily life
- firing squad executions are part of daily life
- names sound as if you throw a pot down the stairs
- somehow managed to merge """[communism](communism.md)""" with [ultracapitalism](capitalism.md), result of which is a surveillance dystopia that's a nightmare to live in
- make crappy off brands and cheap copies of western art, steal "intellectual property", manufacture cheap things at large quantities, everything is "made in China"
- don't value "human [rights](rights_culture.md)", no work safety, elevators and escalators kill everyone
- obsessed with fireworks and dragons, especially when celebrating their weird animal-named years
- ping-pong masters
- stereotypical look: wear conical hats, have large front teeth and extremely slanted eyes
- play some weirdass one-string instruments whose name no one remembers
- stereotypical look: bright yellow skin, wear conical hats, have large front teeth and extremely slanted eyes
- skin is more yellow compared to other asians
- top two [colors](color.md) are red and gold
- no one will help you emergency, if you are dying in the streets people will just walk by and not notice you { This is very well known on gore sites, it's not even a stereotype but basically a fact apparent from watching many videos of accidents, it may be related to the eastern culture of "not minding the others' business". The phenomenon itself is NOT unique to china, it's known to psychology, called *diffusion of responsibility*, however in China it is very strong and even appears in situations without crowds of people. I don't want to describe the graphic videos in detail, but it's basically the case that people will for example keep filming their friend drowning from up close, when he absolutely clearly needs helps, they just will not help. This may be important to know when traveling to China, knowing you can't rely on others helping you in emergency may save your life -- if you need help, call very clearly for help and address someone in specific to help you. ~drummyfish }
@ -87,7 +91,9 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- hentai, weird porn often involving tentacles and lolis
- can't say "l", they replace it with "r", and they end every word with "u"
- bizarre [TV](tv.md) shows
- pot haircut
- short, pale and fragile, bad at strength sports
- wear kimono
- disciplined, hard working, educated people, everything is clean and tidy, zero criminality, people have hobbies such as origami, bug collecting or growing bonsai trees
- [anime](anime.md) absolutely everywhere
- all women are sexy cute lolis wearing schoolgirl uniforms and make ideals wives: absolutely faithful and subdued to their husband, diligently maintain household, never complain, never express opinions
@ -112,18 +118,20 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- tough men, living surrounded by extremely dangerous animals such as flying spiders, fight crocodiles every day
- walk on their heads
- hunt with boomerangs, play didgeridoo
- flushing the toilet spins the water in the opposite direction than in the rest of the world
- ride kangaroos
- flushing the toilet spins the water in the opposite direction than in the rest of the world, proving that [science](science.md) is real
- **[Earth](earth.md)**:
- no stereotypes yet (until we establish colonies on other planets)
- **[European](europe.md)**:
- old and cultivated culture, class, nobility -- Europe is to the world what UK is to Europe
- things are more "sane" and balanced compared to the US
- things are more "sane", reasonable, stable and balanced compared to the US
- socialists and [communists](communism.md) (from US perspective)
- europoor (also from US perspective)
- uncut penises
- **Austria**:
- You mean Australia?
- You mean Germany?
- men often look like the typical Austria-Hungary officer with moustache and sabre sword
- men often look like the stereotypical Austria-Hungary officer with moustache and sabre sword
- skiing, schnitzel
- **Belgians**:
- You mean French?
@ -143,10 +151,11 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- tall anorexic slendermen
- everyone wears weird wooden shoes
- **English**:
- well behaved, polite, reserved, educated, classy, formal
- conservative, old fashioned
- well mannered, polite, reserved, educated, classy, formal, will stick to formalities even in face of death
- conservative, old fashioned, hold on to medieval laws just because
- drink tea
- dry humor
- monarchists, FOR THE QUEEN
- [football](football.md) fans, additionally also practice incomprehensible sports/games like cricket and bridge
- dislike French
- bad cuisine
@ -158,14 +167,15 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- lazy, Bohemian life, hate [work](work.md)
- eat baguettes, croissants and frogs (and other disgusting stuff like snails), drink wine exclusively
- dislike Brits
- revolutionaries, constantly protest, strikes
- artists, intellectuals
- arrogant, annoying snobs, kinda [gay](gay.md), "o la la!"
- wear long curvy moustache, play accordion
- revolutionaries, constantly protest, strikes on the daily basis just for the heck of it
- play accordion, may have a cigarette in his mouth
- artists, intellectuals, always discuss politics, philosophy and [art](art.md)
- arrogant, annoying snobs, look [gay](gay.md), "o la la!"
- wear long curvy moustache, black and white striped shirt and beret (that weird kind of hat)
- in war always surrender
- language sounds funny as hell, but women love it
- **Germans**:
- no sense of [humor](fun.md), being kind of robots
- no sense of [humor](fun.md), being kind of human robots
- precise, efficient, organized, great technology, best engineers
- their language has very long words and rough sounds with many Rs, Ds etc., so it can't be used to describe things such as pleasant feelings
- cannibals
@ -177,9 +187,9 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- men are named Hans or Horst, women have horrific names such as GERTRUDE
- **Hispanics**:
- telenovelas
- sexual dances like tango and samba
- sexual dances like tango, samba and penetrata
- always happy, enjoy life, very social, passionate, horny
- huge families
- huge families, very frequent gatherings and celebrations
- **Irish**:
- tough
- drunk and violent
@ -188,7 +198,7 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- very passionate, have heated emotional arguments even over trivial things
- in one way or another always involved with mafia
- family above everything, know and regularly meet very distant relatives at family gatherings
- have mustaches
- have moustaches
- love pizza and pasta, men are great cooks
- talk with hands
- mamma mia, spaghetti pasta al dente
@ -224,11 +234,13 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- **Spanish**:
- extroverted, social, passionate, hot blooded, dance flamenco
- take naps on siesta, literally sleep on work
- bullfighters
- bullfighters (toreadors)
- attractive tanned men
- play guitar and castanets
- men must be named Antonio, Jose, Juan or Jorge, women are always named Maria
- do crazy shit like let an angry bull loose in the streets so that it murders a few random people, then they murder the bull, what a [fun](fun.md) activity
- men must be named Antonio, Jose, Juan or Jorge, women are practically always named Maria (or possibly Esmeralda)
- **Eskimos** (also Nanook):
- live near north pole in igloos, surrounded by polar bears and penguins (despite the fact penguins only live in the southern hemisphere)
- have ten thousand different words for snow and/or color [white](white.md)
- **Indians** (India):
- extremely friendly, often too much
@ -237,8 +249,10 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- good at [IT](it.md) but usually tech support scammers
- spiritual, peaceful, meditate a lot, do yoga
- don't know what work safety means
- obsessed with selfies and social media, stalkers
- transport gigantic loads on bicycles or small motorcycles
- "car horn is the national bird of India"
- gurus, fakirs or snake charmers
- Bollywood, hilarious and bizarre music and TV shows
- **other countries**:
- **Brazilian**:
@ -257,10 +271,11 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- drugs
- **Israeli**: see the jewish race
- **Mexican**:
- all wear ponchos, sombreros and mustaches
- all wear ponchos, large sombreros and mustaches
- drink tequila all day
- have spiciest food on [Earth](earth.md) that would kill any non-Mexican, most meals consist of beans, tortillas and tacos
- lazy, poor, dirty, drugs and crime, violence, cruel life
- Mariachi: small groups of musicians playing (usually guitars) and singing in the streets -- if they're not around, you're not in Mexico
- constantly trying to get over US borders to steal their jobs
- those already in the US are always illegal and work basically as slaves, e.g. cleaners, nannies, janitors etc.
- weapon of choice is machete
@ -269,7 +284,7 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- **Russian**:
- very tough, big and strong, endure conditions that would kill other people (such as extreme cold or very high doses of alcohol), keep pet bears
- poor peasants
- don't smile or show emotion in general
- never smile or show emotion in general
- drunk (especially by vodka), aggressive, rude
- wear Adidas pants
- men are big and tall, with heavy eyebrows and hairy body, women are pale beauties
@ -279,6 +294,7 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- Marxist communists, USSR, soviet [pride](pride.md)
- food sucks, national food is something like boiled grass
- good at [chess](chess.md)
- plays balalaika
- babushkas everywhere
- will NEVER, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES learn [English](english.md), which is why for every website there is a Russian version of it
- named Sasha (Alexander), Boris, Andrei, Misha, Ivan or Vlad, the only two existing women names in Russia are Anastasia and Natasha
@ -307,18 +323,20 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- **[black](nigger.md)** (also negro or "afroamerican"):
- unintelligent, stupid, uneducated, lazy, primitive, poor, dirty, thieves and criminals
- physically fit, good at sports, run very fast, play basketball
- good at music, especially rhythmic music, [jazz](jazz.md) and rap
- good at music, especially rhythmic music, gospel, [jazz](jazz.md) and rap, play drums, bass, saxophone or piano (but then he must be blind)
- fathers leave their children
- all look the same, similar to monkeys, big lips afro hairstyle
- have gigantic dicks
- love chicken and watermelon
- in certain situations act like monkeys (so called chimp out), e.g. when excited they start jumping around like crazy, or when scared instinctively react by punching the perceived danger
- racist towards whites
- [blackout](blackout.md) means all black immediately run out to loot the stores
- in horror movies always die first
- says "[nigger](nigger.md)" in every sentence but gets extremely pissed if someone non-black says the word even once
- in other movies they are tokens for the inclusivity quotas (in South Park the black guy's name is literally Token)
- classic stereotypes such as big lips, "big momma", cotton slaves etc.
- classic stereotypes such as big lips, "big momma", cotton slaves, street gangsta with stereos on his shoulder, rap star in a fur coat with gold chains on his neck etc.
- if he is smart, then it's "street smart"
- possible proffesions: pimp, drug dealer, thief, rapper, jazz musician, cotton slave, sprinter, none
- possible proffesions: pimp, drug dealer, thief, rapper, jazz musician, cotton slave, sprinter, basketball player, none
- women have gigantic asses
- very typical tone of voice, accent and body language, exagerrated hand and head gestures
- male names: probably something like Kofi, Bubba or Marsellus
@ -338,6 +356,7 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- greedy
- good at [business](business.md), filthy [capitalists](capitalism.md), just count [money](money.md) all day
- have the "eagle nose"
- wear sidelocks and yarmulke (also kippah, that weird tiny kind of hat)
- members of secret societies, closed jew-only communities, conspire for world control, some being [fascists](fascism.md) wanting to become the ruling race
- spread everywhere like rats
- can adapt to any environment
@ -460,21 +479,27 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- always wear suit and briefcase, even if it should be stuffed with hay
- **managers**:
- manipulative psychopathic subhumans, power hungry, cocksucing greedy materialists with zero empathy or sense of morality, only follow [money](money.md)
- think that everything can be solved or accelerated by throwing more money at it
- know absolutely nothing about the industry they manage, only obsessed with [productivity](productivity_cult.md) of their slaves whom they push to overtimes and shitty [working](work.md) conditions for low pay
- think that everything can be solved or accelerated by throwing more [money](money.md) at it
- know absolutely nothing about the industry they manage (or anything else really), only obsessed with [productivity](productivity_cult.md) of their slaves whom they push to overtimes and shitty [working](work.md) conditions for low pay
- annoying, embodiment of [evil](evil.md), everyone hates them, kill all good ideas
- busy 100% of the time, always on the phone (handsfree earbuds), just moving between meetings, wear luxury suits and drive expensive cars
- use [buzzwords](buzzword.md), [marketing](marketing.md) speech, technobabble and jargon to appear qualified and cover up their incompetence
- listen to motivational speeches before sleep, motivational posters cover whole walls of their offices
- WHITEBOARD MEETING NOW!
- wants to see tables, charts powepoint presentations and hear new ideas, even if it's absolute bullshit, just give him new charts every day
- shark, only going FORWARD!
- don't actually do anything, are absolutely unnecessary but have highest pay and steal all the credit
- is actually dead inside and his personal relationships are always on the verge of destruction, but he keeps running from it by yelling at others, faking happiness, overspending at luxury, sex and drugs
- fuck secretaries
- **mathematicians**:
- unusable in [real life](irl.md)
- absentminded, have [autism](autism.md), asperger's or other kind of [insanity](disease.md)
- absentminded, have [autism](autism.md), schizophrenia, asperger's or other kind of [insanity](disease.md)
- introverted and socially awkward to the max, don't know how to talk to people
- weird as fuck, can be completely robotic or laugh uncontrollably at random occasions
- obsessed with chalk
- for some reason write equations on window sheets
- can't understand anything that can't be described by equations, such as emotions
- at one point may walk into the woods and start living as a hermit
- random hobbies such as juggling or card tricks
- **millennials**:
- something between boomers and zoomers?
@ -490,14 +515,20 @@ Some stereotypes are:
- academic slaves
- sleep deprived and hungry all the time, no money, impostor syndrome
- publish publish publish publish publish
- NOVELTY, INNOVATION, STATE OF THE ART, MUST MAKE A POSTER FOR MY PAPER ELSE I STARVE
- ponytail
- **physicists**:
- popularly regarded as greatest geniuses, despite just being second grade mathematicians
- what an engineer is to physicist a physicist is to mathematician
- can't comprehend [infinity](infinity.md)
- best candidate for "science popularizator", quantum this and quantum that, we're all made of star dust kinds! like and subscribe
- **policemen**:
- stupid
- fat
- eat doughnuts
- biased against blacks
- **[politicians](politics.md)**:
- worst human scum, corrupt, populist, talk only lies, backstab anyone, play dirty games
- worst human scum, corrupt, populist, talk only lies and more lies on top, backstab anyone, play dirty games
- are able to speak for prolonged periods of time without actually saying anything
- expensive suits, cars, houses, even if people are starving
- fat and ugly