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- countries change constantly, never ending revolutions and civil wars, extremely corrupt governments and presidents
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- peak suffering: hunger, [AIDS](aids.md), malaria, no [education](education.md), no healthcare, no water, flies will eat you alive (unless elephant kills you or you step on a cobra), ...
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- those who sail the seas are modern pirates
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- weird fashion: bones in ears, huge discs in lips, neck rings etc.
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- poverty beyond imagination, 99% illiterate, capital cities look like hobo sites on any other continent, average citizen makes a maximum of 1 cent per day
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- **Egyptians**:
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- DO NOT DRINK THE WATER
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- Egypt basically consists of three things: the Nile river, the Pyramids and the Sphinx, otherwise it's just sand
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- the first word that comes to mind about Egypt is "mummies"
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- same stereotypes as Arabs
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- **[Americans](usa.md)**:
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- **[Americans](usa.md)** (USA):
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- extremely stupid, primitive, close-minded, not knowing geography/history besides the US, think US is the center of the world (and probably whole [Universe](universe.md)), fascist and proud of their country beyond any measure, wear USA flag as a shirt
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- extremely fat, eat only fast food, have no real cuisine
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- shallow, obsessed with looks (white teeth, plastic surgeries etc.)
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- walk on their heads
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- hunt with boomerangs, play didgeridoo
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- flushing the toilet spins the water in the opposite direction than in the rest of the world
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- **Brazilian**:
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- everyone is extroverted, cheerful, horny and dances samba, attends carnival
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- everyone plays [football](football.md)
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- nice tanned bodies, full shapes, big asses and tits, everyone wears bikini everywhere, even at school, work etc.
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- slums, poverty, drugs, violence
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- **Canadian**:
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- extremely polite
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- ice hockey fans
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- lumberjacks
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- withstand tough conditions
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- compared to its neighbor, USA, Canada has practically achieved the ideal [communist](communism.md) society: people don't lock doors, no homelessness, everything's free
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- **[Earth](earth.md)**:
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- no stereotypes yet (until we establish colonies on other planets)
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- **[European](europe.md)**:
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- drunk and violent
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- **Italian**:
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- handsome men, great lovers
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- extremely passionate, have heated emotional arguments even about trivial things
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- very passionate, have heated emotional arguments even over trivial things
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- involved with mafia
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- prioritize family, know and regularly meet very distant relatives
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- prioritize family, know and regularly meet very distant relatives at family gatherings
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- have mustaches, eat pizza and pasta
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- talk with hands
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- mamma mia, spaghetti pasta al dente
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- **Polish**:
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- very religious Christians
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- heavy drinkers
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- miserable
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- kurwa
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- **Scandinavia**:
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- cold, show no emotion, talk a little
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- cold, show no emotion, talk little
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- extremely [liberal](liberalism.md) politics, [SJWs](sjw.md)
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- **Finland**:
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- thanks to sauna people don't know shame of nudity -- like in Japan you go to karaoke after work, in Finland you will go to sauna after work with your colleagues and boss, all naked of course
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- transport gigantic loads on bicycles or small motorcycles
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- "car horn is the national bird of India"
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- Bollywood, hilarious and bizarre music and TV shows
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- **Israel**: see the jewish race
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- **Mexican**:
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- all wear sombreros and mustaches
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- love and drink tequila all day
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- have spiciest food on Earth, would kill any non-Mexican
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- lazy, poor, dirty, drugs and crime, violence, cruel life
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- constantly trying to get over US borders to steal their jobs
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- those already in the US are always illegal and work basically as slaves, e.g. cleaners, nannies, janitors etc.
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- weapon of choice is machete
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- **Russians**:
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- very tough, big and strong, endure conditions that would kill other people (such as extreme cold or very high doses of alcohol), keep pet bears
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- poor peasants
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- don't smile or show emotion in general
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- drunk (especially by vodka), aggressive, rude
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- wear Adidas pants
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- men are big and tall, with heavy eyebrows and hairy body, women are pale beauties
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- act straight without talking too much, ignore work safety
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- ugly and depressive post-Soviet environment
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- don't give a shit about anything
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- Marxist communists, USSR, soviet pride
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- food sucks
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- good at [chess](chess.md)
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- will NEVER, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES learn [English](english.md), which is why for every website there is a Russian version of it
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- **other countries**:
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- **Brazilian**:
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- everyone is extroverted, cheerful, horny and dances samba, attends carnival
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- everyone plays [football](football.md)
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- nice tanned bodies, full shapes, big asses and tits, everyone wears bikini everywhere, even at school, work etc.
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- slums, poverty, drugs, violence
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- **Canadian**:
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- extremely polite
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- ice hockey fans
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- lumberjacks
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- withstand tough conditions
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- compared to its neighbor, USA, Canada has practically achieved the ideal [communist](communism.md) society: people don't lock doors, no homelessness, everything's free
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- **Colombian**:
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- drugs
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- **Israeli**: see the jewish race
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- **Mexican**:
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- all wear ponchos, sombreros and mustaches
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- love and drink tequila all day
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- have spiciest food on Earth, would kill any non-Mexican
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- lazy, poor, dirty, drugs and crime, violence, cruel life
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- constantly trying to get over US borders to steal their jobs
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- those already in the US are always illegal and work basically as slaves, e.g. cleaners, nannies, janitors etc.
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- weapon of choice is machete
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- on gore sites Mexican cartels are infamous for being possibly the cruelest, even compared to Al-Qaeda etc.
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- **Russian**:
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- very tough, big and strong, endure conditions that would kill other people (such as extreme cold or very high doses of alcohol), keep pet bears
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- poor peasants
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- don't smile or show emotion in general
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- drunk (especially by vodka), aggressive, rude
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- wear Adidas pants
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- men are big and tall, with heavy eyebrows and hairy body, women are pale beauties
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- act straight without talking too much, ignore work safety
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- ugly and depressive post-Soviet environment
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- don't give a shit about anything
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- Marxist communists, USSR, soviet pride
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- food sucks
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- good at [chess](chess.md)
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- will NEVER, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES learn [English](english.md), which is why for every website there is a Russian version of it
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- **by [races](race.md)**:
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- **asian**:
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- exceptionally smart and educated
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- spread everywhere like rats
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- can adapt to any environment
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- do all kinds of weird religious rituals involving sacrifice of non-jew virgins and maybe even traveling to other planets
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- bad at [sports](sport.md)
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- **[slavs](slav.md)**:
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- [trolls](troll.md)
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- don't give a [shit](shit.md) much about anything
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- even more gold digging
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- even bigger whores
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- **other**:
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- **ginger**:
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- **art/humanities students**:
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- "You want fries with that?", will work at McDonald's
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- **boomers**:
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- use only ultra ancient technology, hate (and have no clue about) anything [modern](modern.md)
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- **doctors** (of medicine):
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- unreadable handwriting
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- **engineers**:
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- solving "practical" problems with a pragmatic approach, use inaccurate and ugly and/or [brute force](brute_force.md) but [good enough](good_enough.md)/[just works](just_werks.md) solutions, e.g. the infamous "engineer approximation" of [pi](pi.md) is just 3
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- mathematicians and physicists see them as stupid, they're kind of too retarded to do actual math
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- pleased by things such as good welds or thought through cable management
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- **gingers**:
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- have no soul
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- **lawyers**:
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- lowest form of life, parasites and leeches, no conscience
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- no morals whatsoever, lie is their daily bread
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- will defend [corporations](corporation.md) and murderers for a few bucks
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- lowest form of life, parasites and leeches, slick and ruthless bastards with no conscience, only count won cases and [money](money.md)
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- no [morals](morality.md) whatsoever, lie is their daily bread, will defend anyone
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- always wear suit and briefcase
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- **managers**:
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- manipulative psychopathic subhumans, power hungry, greedy materialists with zero empathy or sense of morality, only follow money
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- know absolutely nothing about the business they manage, only obsessed with [productivity](productivity_cult.md) of their slaves whom they push to overtimes and shitty [working](work.md) conditions for low pay
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- annoying, personification of [evil](evil.md), everyone hates them, kill all good ideas
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- busy 100% of the time, always on the phone (handsfree earbuds), just moving between meeting, wear luxury suits and drive expensive cars
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- use [buzzwords](buzzword.md), [marketing](marketing.md) speech, technobabble and jargon to appear qualified and cover up their incompetence
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- listen to motivational speeches before sleep, motivational posters cover whole walls of their offices
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- don't actually do anything, are absolutely unnecessary but have highest pay and steal all the credit
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- **mathematicians**:
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- unusable in [real life](irl.md)
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- absentminded, have [autism](autism.md), asperger's or other kind of insanity
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- introverted and socially awkward to the max, don't know how to talk to people
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- weird as fuck
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- **[politicians](politics.md)**:
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- worst human scum, corrupt, populist, talk only lies
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- are able to speak for prolonged periods of time without actually saying anything
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- expensive suits, cars, houses, even if people are starving
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- fat and ugly
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- **[programmers](programming.md)**:
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- white fat male neckbeard, has no life, socially awkward, lives in basement
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- genius, [nerd](nerd.md), loves tabletop games and similar things
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- white fat male [neckbeard](neckbeard.md), has no life, socially awkward, lives in basement
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- genius, [nerd](nerd.md), loves tabletop games, [D&D](dungeons_and_dragons.md) and similar things
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- [never had sex](wizard.md) and never will
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- **[zoomers](zoomer.md)**:
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- broccoli haircut
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