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jokes.md

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 - When is [Micro$oft](microsoft.md) finally gonna make a product that doesn't suck???! Probably when they start manufacturing vacuum cleaners.
 - Can [free software](free_software.md) lead to insanity? I don't know, but it can make you [GNU](gnu.md)ts.
 - Political activists walk into a bar. [Pseudoleftist](pseudoleft) tells his friends: "hey guys, how about we have oppressive rulers and call them a [government](government.md)?" Capitalist says: "well no, let's have oppressive rulers and call them [corporations](corporation.md)". [Liberal](liberal.md) replies: "Why not both?". Monarchist goes: "no, it's all wrong, let's have oppressive rulers and call them Kings." To this pseudo communist says: "that's just shit, let's have oppressive rulers and call them the [proletariat](proletariat.md)". Then [anarcho pacifist](anpac.md) turns to them and says: "Hmmm, how about we don't have any oppressive rulers?". They lynch him.
-- There are a lot of jokes at https://jcdverha.home.xs4all.nl/scijokes/. Also http://textfiles.com/humor/JOKES/, http://textfiles.com/humor/TAGLINES/quotes-1.txt and so on.
+- There are a lot of jokes at https://jcdverha.home.xs4all.nl/scijokes/. Also http://textfiles.com/humor/JOKES/, http://textfiles.com/humor/TAGLINES/quotes-1.txt and so on. Also on [wikiwikiweb](wikiwikiweb.md) under *CategoryJoke*, *ProgrammerLightBulbJokes* etc.
 - Hello, is this anonymous [pedophile](pedophilia.md) help hotline? Yes. My 8yo daughter begs for sex, can we do penetration right away or should we start with anal?
 - What do you call a [woman](woman.md) that made a computer explode just by typing on it? Normal.
 - Does the invisible hand exist in the [free market](free_market.md)? Maybe, but if so then all it's doing is masturbating (or giving us a middle finger).
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 - [green](greenwashing.md) [capitalism](capitalism.md) :'D my sides
 - Difference between a beginner and pro programmer? Pro programmer fails in a much more sophisticated manner.
 - What is a [computer](computer.md)? A device that can make a hundred million very precise mistakes per second.
+- How many [Python](python.md) programmers do you need to change a lightbulb? Only one -- he holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
 - After all it may not take so long to establish our [utopia](less_retarded_society.md). By the time [Windows](windows.md) has updated we will have already done it ten times over.
 - One of the great milestones yet left to be achieved by science is to find intelligent life in our Solar System.
+- An evil capitalist, good capitalist and [female](woman.md) genius walk in the park. A bee stings one of them. Who did it sting? The evil capitalists, the other two don't exist.
 - Cool statistics: 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang [rape](rape.md).
 - Basement hackers never die, they just smell that way. Musicians never die, they just decompose (and musicians working part time are [semiconductors](semicoductor.md)).
 - `int randomInt(void) { int x; return x; }`
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 - Our new [app](app.md) partly adopts the [KISS](kiss.md) philosophy, specifically the "stupid" part.
 - I just had sex with a German chick, for some reason she kept yelling her age. (Or maybe she just didn't consent.)
 - I find it much more pleasant to browse the web on a 1 bit display, it can't display a [rainbow](lgbt.md).
+- What's long ans sticky? A stick.
 - The term *military intelligence* is an oxymoron. The term *criminal lawyer* is a redundancy.
 - Why are [noobs](noob.md) the most pacifist beings in existence? Because they never beat anyone.
 - What does short circuited [capacitor](capacitor.md) and [gratis software](freeware.md) have in common? They are free of charge.