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- Have you heard the [atheists](atheism.md) are starting their own non-prophet?
- The latest [gender studies](gender_studies.md) paper concluded that if God exists, he is both man and woman, black and white, child and adult, straight and homosexual. Basically imagine Michael Jackson.
- Why does a [woman](woman.md) laugh before you tell her a joke? She just got the one you told her last year.
- What's a [black](black.md) sprinter called in [America](usa.md)? Guilty.
- Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, [do business](entrepreneur.md).
- How do you accelerate a [Windows](windows.md) PC? By dropping it out of the window. (Hence the name?)
- Shakespeare for programmers: `0x2b || !0x2b`. { This one is a bit lame but at least it's not so common :D ~drummyfish }
- An [Apple](apple.md) a day keeps [sanity](lrs.md) away.
- The goal of [computer science](compsci.md) is to create things that will last at least until we're finished building them.
- Vision is what capitalist claims to have had after making a correct guess.
- Why is [Hitler](hitler.md) so inspiring to bodybuilders? He burned over 30 million calories in just 4 years.
- How many lesbians do you need to screw a lightbulb? Eleven: one to screw it and ten to talk about how great it was doing it without a man.
- Look at that obese singer typing something on her laptop. I think it's a Dell.
- What's big and [bloated](bloat.md)? Your mom.