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@ -71,6 +71,7 @@ Also remember the worst thing you can do to a joke is put a [disclaimer](disclai
- Basement hackers never die, they just smell that way. Musicians never die, they just decompose (and musicians working part time are [semiconductors](semiconductor.md)).
- What's more disgusting than 100 dead babies in a trash bin? One live at the bottom eating its way up.
- `int randomInt(void) { int x; return x; }`
- I've dedicate my life to finding my wife's murderer. If you're interested, send me your number, I pay well.
- Boss: "We're going to need to store additional information about gender of all 1600 people in our database." Me: "OK that's only 200 extra bytes.". Diversity department: "You're fired."
- [Java](java.md) is like Alzheimers -- it starts slow and in some time takes away all your memory.
- the [downto](downto.md) operator