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@@ -26,6 +26,8 @@ Software updates are usually justified by "muh [security](security.md)" and "muh
 - **It is actually a huge security risk** (yes, we don't really buy intro security but this still holds). The developer, whoever it is, has the power to remotely push and execute any code at any time to the devices of many users. In fact this can be seen as the definition of [backdoor](backdoor.md). This is not just an issue of [proprietary](proprietary.md) software, there have been many [FOSS](foss.md) projects pushing [malware](malware.md) this way (look up e.g. the projects that targeted malware at Russians during the Russia-Ukraine war).
 - ...
 
+[Debian](debian.md) even goes as far as to give different versions of their distro unique names such as *Jessie* or *Trixie*, possibly to make users form emotional relationships with their beloved distros, as if distros were characters in an endless update telenovela -- this must most definitely have been a [woman](woman.md)'s idea. Never mind that this makes version tracking a nightmare by making it impossible to tell from the name which version is newer.
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 Inb4 IPv7.
 
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