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- The goal of [computer science](compsci.md) is to create things that will last at
least until we're finished building them.
- How many lesbians do you need to screw a lightbulb? Eleven: one to screw it and ten to talk about how great it was doing it without a man.
- Look at that obese singer typing something on her laptop. I think it's a Dell.
- A fine is tax for doing bad, a tax is fine for doing good.
- What do you like most in a [woman](woman.md)? My dick.
- [USA](usa.md) is the fastest progressing country in the world: it managed to jump from the uncivilized stage right to decadence without even going through the transitional stage of civilization.
- Autocorrect is my worst enema.
- Hey I won a box with lifetime supply of condoms in an [assembly](assembly.md) programming competition! Turns out the box was just empty.
- The new version of [Windows](windows.md) is going to be backdoor free! The backdoor will be free of charge.