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@ -25,4 +25,8 @@ When Bill was born, his father was just busy counting dollar bills, so he named
In 1975 he founded [Micro$oft](microsoft.md), a [malware](malware.md) company named after his dick. Besides having a microdick he also has a [microbrain](microbrain.md). By a sequence of extremely lucky events combined with a few dick moves by Bill the company then became successful: when around the year 1980 [IBM](ibm.md) was creating the [IBM PC](ibm_pc.md), they came to Bill because they needed an [operating system](os.md). He lied to them that he had one and sold them a license even though at the time he didn't have any OS (lol). After that he went to a programmer named Tim Paterson and basically stole (bought for some penny) his OS named QDOS and gave it to IBM, while still keeping ownership of the OS (he only sold IBM a license to use it, not exclusive rights for it). He basically fucked everyone for money and got away with it, the [American](usa.md) way. For this he is admired by Americans.
When Bill Gates and [Steve Jobs](steve_jobs.md) saw how enormously rich they got by abusing the whole world, they got horny and had [gay](gay.md) sex together, after which Bill legally changed his name to Bill Gaytes. This however gave Jobs ass cancer and he died.
When Bill Gates and [Steve Jobs](steve_jobs.md) saw how enormously rich they got by abusing the whole world, they got horny and had [gay](gay.md) sex together, after which Bill legally changed his name to Bill Gaytes. This however gave Jobs ass cancer and he died.
## See Also
- [biotrash](biotrash.md)