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 What follows is an info about Drummyfish that might be called """sensitive""":
 
-- name: Miloslav Číž
-- birth: 24.08.1990, 11:30 AM, in Zlin ([Czechia](czechia.md)), 2.95 kg, 49 cm, first child
-- [race](race.md): white
-- sex AKA gender: male
-- height: 175 cm
-- weight: 57 kg at the time of writing (last 10 years min. and max.: 54 kg, 87 kg)
-- eye color: people say blue, he thinks it's green
-- hair color: dark
-- handedness: right (both hand and foot)
-- blood type: AB
-- Mayer-Briggs: INTJ
-- orientation/fetishes: basically straight but perverted, would fuck anyone and everything indiscriminately (with consent of course)
-- penis length (flaccid, erect): 9.5 cm, 16 cm
-- masturbation frequency: now around once in 2-3 days (in horny periods can go up to twice a day, in depression may completely stop)
-- date of virginity loss: no
-- [IQ](iq.md) (SD 15): bullshit ranging anywhere from 120 to 151, at Mensa he got 148 but he trained for it a bit before because it was at the time when he was very insecure about his IQ, in paper and online self tests normally somewhere around 130, at current time probably half of that as Internet killed all the brain cells.
-- [DNA](dna.md) stuff: maternal haplogroup HV (HVR1 mutations: 16093C, 16129A, 16221T, 16519C), paternal haplogroup E1b1b { No idea what this stuff means, if anyone can explain I'll appreciate. ~drummyfish }
-- other: anosmia (no sense of smell), hallux varus (foot toe too far apart from other fingers), nasal adenoids removed in childhood, from age of 20 anxiety and depression (taking antidepressants, [AvPD](avpd.md)), in 2006 broken instep of right foot, NOT Covid vaccinated, weird issues with sight (doctors say it's "psychosomatic" but he thinks he has some shit in his brain), wore dental braces, wisdom teeth NOT removed (fuck dentists), has migraines with aura but usually without headaches
+- **name**: Miloslav Číž
+- **birth**: 24.08.1990, 11:30 AM, in Zlin ([Czechia](czechia.md)), 2.95 kg, 49 cm, first child
+- **species**: homo sapiens
+- **[race](race.md)**: white, slav
+- **sex AKA gender**: male
+- **height**: 175 cm
+- **weight**: 57 kg at the time of writing (last 10 years min. and max.: 54 kg, 87 kg)
+- **eye color**: people say blue, he thinks it's green
+- **hair color**: dark
+- **handedness**: right (both hand and foot)
+- **blood type**: AB
+- **education and shit**: elementary school T. G. Masaryka in Maratice (1st and 2nd grade), elementary school ZS Babice (until 2006), high school SPS Zlin: technicke lyceum (graduation in 2010), bachelor's degree from Faculty of Information Technology at Brno University of Technology ([computer science](computer_science.md), graduation in 2014), master's degree from the same ([computer graphics](graphics.md) and multimedia, graduation in 2017), driver's license (forgot to drive already)
+- **Mayer-Briggs**: [INTJ](intj.md)
+- **orientation/fetishes**: basically straight but perverted and not afraid of anything, will jerk off to anyone and anything (including necro, zoo, gore, incest, scat, anorexic, fat, [gay](gay.md), [tranny](transsexual.md), lesbian, ...), however sexual drive is quite low and masturbation is just a routine, curiously he LACKS fetishes that are "too common and mainstream" such as [BDSM](bdsm.md), nipple twisting, feet, [furry](furry.md) shit, hentai, 3D, [deepfakes](deepfake.md) and so on (it looks like forbidden fruit is what turns him on)
+- **preferred girl type**: Very pale, longer darker hair (ginger would pass too), [anorexic](anorexia.md) to normal weight, shorter to normal height, flat to normal sized tits, small ass, NO muscle, shy, mustn't have any [tattoos](tattoo.md) or piercing.
+- **penis length** (flaccid, erect): 9.5 cm, 16 cm
+- **masturbation frequency**: now around once in 2-3 days (in horny periods can go up to twice a day, in depression may completely stop)
+- **date of virginity loss**: no (but got handjob and blowjob)
+- **[IQ](iq.md)** (SD 15): bullshit ranging anywhere from 120 to 151, at Mensa he got 148 but he trained for it a bit before because it was at the time when he was very insecure about his IQ, in paper and online self tests normally somewhere around 130, at current time probably half of that as Internet killed all the brain cells.
+- **[DNA](dna.md) stuff**: maternal haplogroup HV (HVR1 mutations: 16093C, 16129A, 16221T, 16519C), paternal haplogroup E1b1b { No idea what this stuff means, if anyone can explain I'll appreciate. ~drummyfish }
+- **other**: vegetarian, anosmia (no sense of smell), hallux varus (foot toe too far apart from other fingers), nasal adenoids removed in childhood, from age of 20 anxiety and depression (taking antidepressants, [AvPD](avpd.md)), in 2006 broken instep of right foot, NOT Covid vaccinated, weird issues with sight (doctors say it's "psychosomatic" but he thinks he has some shit in his brain, it's something related to so called "visual snow"), wore dental braces, wisdom teeth NOT removed (fuck dentists), has migraines with aura but usually without headaches
+- **favorites** (as of writing of course):
+  - **[color](color.md)**: depends, but a general answer has always been yellow (lighter, less saturated)
+  - **[number](number.md)**: hard to say, maybe 12 { Generally highly divisible numbers like 6, 12 and 24 feel appealing to me, they have warm colors in my mind, a mix of orange, brown and green, and I feel they are useful and universal for measurements by being dividable into many different ways. ~drummyfish }
+  - **shape**: no favorite shape yet, he has to think about it
+  - **band**: Linkin Park (until like [2010](2010.md))
+  - **[distro](distro.md)**: NO, all suck
+  - **[text editor](text_editor.md)**: uses and prefers [vim](vim.md), but not religiously
+  - **[programming language](programming_language.md)**: [Forth](forth.md) he finds most beautiful, [C](c.md) he uses the most
+  - **video games**: now rejecting [proprietary](proprietary.md) games, but used to enjoy e.g. Warcraft III, [WoW](wow.md), [Trackmania](trackmania.md), Elder Scrolls, [Quake](quake.md) III, [Xonotic](xonotic.md), [OpenArena](openarena.md) and [Pokemon](pokemon.md), now also [chess](chess.md)
+  - **[paradigm](paradigm.md)**: [imperative](imperative.md) of course
+  - **movies**: among the top are Les Visiteurs and Pulp Fiction
+  - **[algorithm](algorithm.md)**: probably [Hough transform](hough_transform.md)
+  - **climate**: hot, sea, sand and rocks
+  - **food**: no favorite really, prefers salty probably, pizza and french fries are always cool
+  - **drink**: water, coffee (no sugar, no milk), sometimes wine
+  - **[books](books.md)**: many, but all time favorite might be *Carpet Makers* by *Andreas Eschbach*, also many other books by him (for example *Jesus Video*)
+  - **animal**: loves all animals, but chicken might be at the top now
+  - **[Pokemon](pokemon.md)**: probably Alakazam, other favorites are Gengar, Mewtwo, Lugia and many others
+  - **painting**: not much into it but would say *The Wave* by *William-Adolphe Bouguereau*
 - ...
 
-Do you sometimes (or always) feel like a total loser dipshit? Also maybe trying to [conceal your identity](privacy.md) in order to erase the cringes of your dark past? No need to worry, everybody has stupid fuck up moments, especially at younger years. To alleviate your fears of someone finding out, here are some **embarrassing moments** from drummyfish's life to make your day better:
+Do you at times (or always) feel like a total loser dipshit? Also maybe trying to [conceal your identity](privacy.md) in order to erase the cringes of your dark past? No need to worry, no one is spared of stupid fuck up moments, especially at younger years. To alleviate your fears of someone finding out, here are some **embarrassing moments** from drummyfish's life to brighten up your day:
 
 - In high school physical education he wore the same, sweat soaked clothes for a WHOLE YEAR without washing them. No, that's not a [joke](jokes.md), it just happened because firstly he doesn't have the sense of smell and secondly he just didn't care much, he didn't give it much thought. It was only after a few months had passed when he realized his classmates started to maintain a minimum 10 meter distance and then someone told him straight away that he smelled like a pile of garbage.
-- When he was very young (around 1st grade), he and his friend decided to show penises to each other. Drummyfish was surprised that the friend's foreskin could move so easily as at the time his own foreskin was somehow "stuck" (apparently it happens to children). Drummyfish also had sexual desires from very young age, even homosexual and zoophilic ones, which is completely normal. He started to masturbate at the age 11.
+- When he was very young (around 1st grade), he and his friend decided to show penises to each other. Drummyfish was surprised that the friend's foreskin could move so easily as at the time his own foreskin was somehow "stuck" (apparently it happens to children). They didn't touch each other's penises by the way or do anything "sexual", it was pure child curiosity. But drummyfish did have sexual desires from very young age, even homosexual, incestual and zoophilic ones, which is completely normal (try to deny imagining scenarios). He started to masturbate at the age 11. { It might even have been sooner, memory fails me, but it probably wasn't later because I vividly remember masturbating to the chick from Star Wars: Episode II which just came out, and that was when I was 11. ~drummyfish }
 - At a young age he once returned from a camping school trip with his ballsack full of ticks, his father had to remove them, it was very awkward.
 - He was kicked out of a cell phone store because he played with a test phone for too long (it was probably Nokia 6600, played the [Lord of the Rings](lotr.md) Gandalf game). This happened during his period of obsession with the [Nokia](nokia.md) [Symbian](symbian.md) phones which, of course, he couldn't afford, and thus was left with the only option of playing with the phones at the store. The event wasn't so bad but it traumatized him a little.
-- When he was young he overlooked an "out of order" sign on a public toilet urinal and peed into it, the toilet guy yelled at him and kicked him out :'D Ouch.
+- When he was young he missed an "out of order" sign on a public toilet urinal and peed into it, the toilet guy yelled at him and kicked him out :'D Ouch.
 - Drummyfish's class was once taken outside because the weather was real nice, and as they went by the brook and a small bridge over it, drummyfish decided to look cool -- instead of walking over the bridge he climbed over the bottom of the bridge. The teacher was very pissed and order the class to get back in the school for this. Everyone was very pissed at drummyfish.
 - Once he got scammed at the bus station, without hesitation he signed a random paper someone handed to him because he cannot say no [in real life](irl.md). He also lost a very significant amount of money for the same reason, he got asked for a loan (several times), never saw the money again.
-- Once in a lifetime he actually got the courage to strike up a conversation with a total stranger when he spotted a dirty old [homeless](homelessness.md) man standing on a corner, he approached the man and asked if he wanted some [money](money.md), turned out the guy wasn't homeless [LMAO](lmao.md) :'D OH FUCK I still cringe at this.
-- Drummyfish used to be the worst kind of normie [NPC](npc.md) for a very long time, using [Facebook](facebook.md), [reddit](reddit.md) and [Fediverse](fediverse.md), watching TBBT and partaking in such shit as "icebucket challenge" and whatnot. This is unforgivable.
+- Once in a lifetime he actually found the courage to strike up a conversation with a total stranger when he spotted a dirty old [homeless](homelessness.md) man standing on a corner, he approached the man and asked if he wanted some [money](money.md), turned out the guy wasn't homeless [LMAO](lmao.md) :'D It was just a dirty old man. OH FUCK I still cringe at this.
+- With [girls](woman.md) he was always so fucking awkward you wouldn't believe -- there was a chick (huge bitch but very pretty) in high school he hopelessly fell in love with and whom he stalked [in real life](irl.md), he found her address in yellow pages and used to bike to her village, hoping to meet her, but he would be too scared to talk to her. In school he once got to talk to her and it was the most excruciatingly painful "conversation" you can imagine, he was VISIBLY shaking and sweating and not being able to form a sentence, the girl couldn't even hide her laughter after a while. And maybe worst of all, the girl's friend, a bit uglier but still cute and lovely, absolutely started to hit on drummyfish, she told him she needed "someone to teach her how to kiss", and drummyfish was like "sorry I'm playing Quake now, see you later".
+- When he "[worked](work.md)" at a reception in a factory he once answered the phone and there was a guy on the other end asking something. Drummyfish didn't understand, so he asked if he could please repeat it, but then he didn't understand either and this sadly repeated a few times until the guy finally said "Are you fucking kidding me?! Nevermind, I'll call someone else." and hanged up. This was fucking devastating, since this event drummyfish got a panic phobia of answering the phone, he always had to have someone else around who would do it.
+- Classic child fail: when drummyfish was little he tried show off on a bicycle before his younger brother and was like "Hey look, I can ride no hands.", then he crashed and smashed his face to a garbage bin. He held the tears back so hard, it was the peak of embarrassment at that time, and to fix this they then went back home and he told his brother: "Hey, want to a secret? It didn't actually hurt, I know a secret to so that it doesn't hurt, I crashed intentionally to test it."
+- Drummyfish used to be the worst kind of normie [NPC](npc.md) for a very long time, late into his 20s, using [Facebook](facebook.md), [Windows](windows.md), [reddit](reddit.md) and [Fediverse](fediverse.md), watching TBBT and partaking in such shit as "icebucket challenge" and whatnot. He used to fall for the worst memes like reddit [atheism](atheism.md) and used to be a self centered prick, thinking he was literally [Einstein](einstein.md) level genius for being able to program in [Pascal](pascal.md). This is unforgivable.
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