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jokes.md

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 - `alias bitch=sudo`
 - What's a trilobyte? 8 trilobits.
 - "Never test for a bug that you don't know how to fix." --manager; "If we cannot fix it, it isn't broken." --also manager
-- a joke for minimalists:
+- a joke for [minimalists](minimalism.md):
 - When is [Micro$oft](microsoft.md) finally gonna make a product that doesn't suck???! Probably when they start manufacturing vacuum cleaners.
+- How many minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.
 - What do you call a programming languages specifically designed for [women](woman.md)? [Object oriented](oop.md) languages.
 - Why does a [Ruby](ruby.md) hater dislike [gemini](gemini.md)? Because it has gem. { Thanks to my dear friend :D ~drummyfish }
 - Can [free software](free_software.md) lead to insanity? I don't know, but it can make you [GNU](gnu.md)ts.
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 - What do you like most in a [woman](woman.md)? My dick.
 - Engineer is that who thinks of equations as [approximations](approximation.md) of the [real world](irl.md). Scientist is someone who thinks of real world as approximation of the equations. Mathematician is that who can't see a connection between real world and equations.
 - [USA](usa.md) is the fastest progressing country in the world: it managed to jump from the uncivilized stage right to decadence without even going through the transitional stage of civilization.
+- 1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
 - A black jew, man in a horse mask and obese transsexual walk into a bar. Oh sorry, you wanted a joke? I'm just describing France in [2020s](21st_century.md).
 - Autocorrect is my worst enema.
 - Today in [Women](woman.md)'s Chess News we are looking at this awesome game with a brilliant king sacrifice.
+- A brilliant [woman](woman.md) mathematician just computed the biggest known [prime number](prime.md). It is six times bigger than the previous record!
 - If man speaks in the forest and there is no [woman](woman.md) around to hear him, is he still wrong?
 - A [transsexual](tranny.md), [coder](coding.md) and a [capitalist](capitalism.md) find a magic device with a text written on it that says: "you cannot tell me a lie!" They decide to test it, so the transsexual says: "I think I'm a real woman" -- and PUFF, he disappears. The coder says: "I think I am smart" -- and PUFF, he disappears. The capitalist says: "I think ..." -- and PUFF, he's gone.
+- A rich faggot passes by a poor fisherman, he asks the fisherman: "Hey, nice fishing, why don't you buy a boat and hire a few employees to help you out?". The guy says: "Why?" The rich guy continues: "So that you catch more fish, sell them, keep the surplus and buy even more boats." The guy says: "Why?" The rich guy responds: "So that you can make a big business, buy the best ships and have hundreds, if not thousands of employees. Eventually you can make so much money that you'll just pay people to do everything for you, you'll get free time to do whatever you want, like..." -- The guy interrupts him: "go fishing?"
 - Hey I won a box with lifetime supply of condoms in an [assembly](assembly.md) programming competition! Turns out the box was just empty.
 - What does a pirate on a sinking ship say? "[Leak, arrrr](licar.md)!" { Donated by Ramon :D ~drummyfish }
 - There's a new trend on [TikTok](tiktok.md): the Russian roulette challenge. No one has won yet, they forgot to tell them it's played with a revolver.