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@@ -16,6 +16,8 @@ Now you HAVE TO learn the **secret LRS handshake**:
 2. Scratch your balls (sorry [women](woman.md)).
 3. Use the same hand to shake hands.
 
+Whenever you shake hands with someone it is your obligation to do this and see if he mirrors it.
+
 Now we will link to some pages so that this page doesn't pop up on the stats page under lonely pages or something [Reeeeeeeeee](sub_rosa.md), [shit](shit.md), [hotdog](hotdog.md). [F](sub_rosa.md).[U](sub_rosa.md).[C](sub_rosa.md).[K](sub_rosa.md) [M](sub_rosa.md).[E](sub_rosa.md) [I](sub_rosa.md).[N](sub_rosa.md) [T](sub_rosa.md).[H](sub_rosa.md).[E](sub_rosa.md) [A](sub_rosa.md).[S](sub_rosa.md).[S](sub_rosa.md).
 
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@@ -41,6 +43,14 @@ Come and take a seat with us up in here in the lodge. Retard normies have taken
 
 Yeah every child already knows moonlanding was a hoax, Kubrick did an excellent job though. Speaking of jobs, 9/11 was an inside one, sure. But did you know the government spies on you through your washing machine? Wait, that's actually not even a secret.
 
+## Nuclear Codes
+
+President [Trump](trump.md)'s memory isn't the best so the nuclear codes are just:
+
+`grabembythepussy666$`
+
+Then just hit the big fat button.
+
 ## See Also
 
 - [easter egg](easter_egg.md)