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- **content**: 10 minutes of pre-video unskippable ads, tranny shows up urging you to buy premium membership on Nord VPN, 10 minutes of unskippable ads for tranny underwear, tranny opens up C# [IDE](ide.md) that loads for 30 minutes, clicks the "generate game with AI" button, the computer crashes, "sorry for clickbait", 10 minutes of post video ads, "like, comment, give me money on patreon, subscribe, click the bell button, go to settings and check I want to see subscriptions I subscribe to, go to advanced setting and click I really really really want to see my subscriptions I really do and will suck your dick", next video loads without asking, volume sets itself to 300%, browser close button disappears
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- **reactions**: trending video, 10 billion likes, dislikes not shown, comments disabled so that people can't warn others it's a waste of time
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________________________ ________________________ ________________________
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| ,,,, | | MY CUNT______ HURTS | | |
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| .-------. \ | | | \ / _____O\ / | | I EAT ABORTED FETUSES |
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| (0 ) ( 0) \+ \ / | |\ \ /o| | \ / / | | I FUCKED MY MOTHER |
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| \/"""\ ** \ | | | | \ \__| |____| \/ / | | IN MINECRAFT |
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| **[ ] \/ / | | / "." \ I DRINK | | |
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| \___/ )/ | | | * ( * )MY PERIOD| | H E R E I S W H Y |
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| I AM HAVING ORGASM CUNT| | '_ '._ _/ | | |
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|________________________| |________________________| |________________________|
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THE BIGGEST THING IN I CODED MYNECRAFT IN 92812213122212 BILLION ELO
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HISTORY OF ULTRAVERSE JUST JAVASCRIPT I AM AM TRANS CHEATER CHEATED STOCKFISH
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HAPPENED HOLY JESUS!!!!!! SEXUAL I SWICH 3000 GENDERS MY ANAL HOLE NEEDS COCK
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```
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*100% accurate genuine screenshot of YouTube. NOTE: this is not an exaggeration or sarcasm, in 2024 it literally looks like this.*
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YouTube is also a [copyright](copyright.md) [dictatorship](dictatorship.md), anyone can take down any video containing even the slightest clip from a video he uploaded, even if such use would legally be allowed under [fair use](fair_use.md) and even if that user doesn't have any copyright to enforce (YouTube simply supposes that whoever uploads a video to their site first must have created that video as a whole and holds a godlike power over it), i.e. YouTube is [de facto](de_facto.md) making its own copyright laws which are much more strict that they are in real life (which is hard to imagine but they managed to do it). In other words there is a corporation that makes laws which effectively are basically just like normal laws except they don't even pass any law making process, their evaluation doesn't pass through justice system (courts), and the sole purpose of these laws is to rape people for money that goes solely to pay for YouTube CEO's whores and private jets. A reader in the future probably won't believe it, but there are even people who say that "this is OK" because, quote, I shit you not, """[they're a private company so they can do whatever they want](private_company_cant_do_whatever_it_wants.md)""". Yes, such arguments have come out of some lifeform's mouth. That probably implies a negative [IQ](iq.md).
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## See Also
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