## *** ---> !!! DISCLAIMER !!! <--- ***

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- definitions:
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  - shit: your mom
  - [bill gaytes](bill_gates.md): murderer

1. [fuck](fuck.md) disclaimers
2. this is a binding medical advice: eat [shit](shit.md) and fuck yourself
3. by reading this with your eyes you accept that [capitalism](capitalism.md) must be destroyed (but nonviolently)
4. your data will be handed to [pedophiles](podophilia.md) FOR FREE, we measure the size of your dick through your webcamera when you masturbate and we will remember it forever, we will NEVER delete it
5. this is a binding financial advice: [money](money.md) suck, take all your money and bury it in the backyard, it will start growing and make more money, but only if you water it a lot, 100% GUARANTEED TO WORK
6. this is a binding 100% true legal advice: [laws](law.md) are harmful, ABOLISH ALL LAWS, start with [copyright](copyright.md) and age of consent
7. this is NOT A [J.O.K.E](jokes.md).
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10. this page may contain traces of excrement and cum

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