# LRS Dictionary
{ Most of these I just heard/read somewhere, e.g. [4chan](4chan.md), [Jargon File](jargon_file.md) or from [RMS](rms.md), some I made myself. ~drummyfish }
{ Also sorry some are cringe, I just put everything here, pick what you like. ~drummyfish }
| mainstream | correct/cooler |
| ------------------------------------------ | ----------------------------------------------------------- |
| Amazon | Scamazon |
| Amazon Kindle | Amazon Swindle |
| American | Americunt, Amerifag, Yankee, Ameridiot, American't |
| American football | handegg |
| [anime](anime.md) | tranime |
| [Apple](apple.md) user | iToddler, iDiot |
| [Asperger](autism.md) | assburger |
| [assertiveness](assertiveness.md) | assholism |
| average citizen | normie, normalfag, bloatoddler, NPC, ... |
| [Bill Gates](bill_gates.md) | Bill Gayte$ |
| [Blender](blender.md) | Blunder |
| Brave browser | Slave browser |
| [censorship](censorship.md) | censorshit |
| [CEO](ceo.md) | capitalist evil oppressor |
| [cloud](cloud.md) computing | clown computing |
| [cloudflare](cloudfalre.md) | cuckflare, clownflare, crimeflare |
| code of conduct ([COC](coc.md)) | code of coercion, code of censorship, COCK |
| [comun](comun.md) | coomun { One friend suggested this :D ~drummyfish } |
| consume | consoom (see also [coom](coom.md)) |
| content creator | digital clown |
| content delivery network | [censorship](censorship.md) delivery network |
| [copyright](copyright.md) | copywrong, copyrestriction, copyrape |
| [CSS](css.md) | cascading stylish [shit](shit.md) |
| [C++](cpp.md) | crippled C, C--, C卐卐 |
| [DIY](diy.md) | don't injure yourself |
| [Debian](debian.md) | Lesbian |
| [democracy](democracy.md) | demoncracy, democrazy |
| demonetization | demonization, demonification |
| digital garden | digital swamp |
| digital rights management ([DRM](drm.md)) | digital restrictions management |
| Discord | Discunt |
| [docker](docker.md) | cocker? bloater? |
| [economy](economy.md) | money religion |
| [encryption](encryption.md) | bloatcryption |
| [entrepreneur](entrepreneur.md) | murderer |
| [Facebook](facebook.md) user | zucker, used |
| fair trade | fair rape |
| [feminism](feminism.md) | feminazism, femifascism |
| [Firefox](firefox.md) | Furryfox |
| [gaming](game.md) | gayming |
| [geek](geek.md) | retard |
| [global warming](global_warming.md) | global heating |
| [Google](google.md) | Goolag, Jewgle |
| Gmail | Gfail |
| [GNU](gnu.md) | GNUts, GNU's not usable, Gigantic and Nasty but Unavoidable |
| [Hyperbola](hyperbola.md) | Hyperbloat |
| Immanuel Kant | Immanuel Cunt, Immanuel Can't (sorry, just too obvious :D) |
| influencer | manipulator |
| [Intel](intel.md) | [Incel](incel.md) |
| [Internet Explorer](internet_explorer.md) | Internet Exploder, Internet Exploiter |
| [Internet of things](iot.md) | Internet of stinks/stings |
| [iPad](ipda.md) | iBad |
| [iPhone](iphone.md) | spyPhone |
| [JavaScript](js.md) | HitlerScript, JavaShit |
| job/work | slavery |
| "left" | [pseudoleft](pseudoleft.md), SJW |
| [LGBT](lgbt.md) | FGTS, TTTT |
| [liberal](liberal.md) | libtard |
| "[Linux](linux.md)" | [GNU](gnu.md), lunix, loonix |
| [logic gate](logic_gate.md) | logic gayte |
| Macintosh | Macintoy, Macintrash, Maggotbox |
| [Microsoft](microsoft.md) | Microshit |
| [microtransaction](microtransaction.md) | microtheft |
| [Minecraft](minecraft.md) | Minecrap |
| [moderation](moderation.md) | [censorship](censorship.md) |
| [modern](modern.md) | malicious, shitty |
| [.NET](dot_net.md) | .NEET |
| [Netflix](netflix.md) | Wokeflix |
| [network](network.md) | notwork |
| neurodivergent | retarded, neuroretarded, neurorainbow |
| neurotypical | typical retard |
| [NFS](nfs.md) | nightmare file system |
| [Nintendo](nintendo.md) | Nintendont |
| NPOV | normie/NPC point of view |
| [NSA](nsa.md) | national spying agency |
| null hypothesis significance test | null ritual |
| [NVidia](nvidia.md) | NoVidya |
| object oriented programming ([OOP](oop.md))| object obsessed programming, POO |
| object oriented | objectfuscated |
| [objective C](objective_c.md) | objectionable C |
| [openbsd](openbsd.md) | openbased |
| peer-reviewed | peer-censored |
| "person" | man, p-word |
| Photoshopped | [GIMP](gimp.md)ed |
| [playstation](playstation.md) | gaystation |
| plug and play | plug and pray |
| political correctness | political cowardice |
| proprietary service | disservice |
| pseudo 3D | [primitive 3D](primitive_3d.md) |
| school | indoctrination center |
| "science" | [soyence](soyence.md) |
| soccer | [football](football.md) |
| software as a service ([SAAS](saas.md)) | service as a software substitute (SAASS) |
| [Steve Jobs](steve_jobs.md) | Steve Jewbs |
| subscription | [microrape](microrape.md) |
| [suckless](suckless.md) | suckass |
| [systemd](systemd.md) | shitstemd, soystemd |
| [TikTok](tiktok.md) | ShitTok |
| [Twitter](twitter.md) | titter, twatter |
| United States of America | United Shitholes of America, burgerland, U.S.[gay](gay.md) |
| user (of a proprietary system) | used, lusr |
| using [JavaScript](js.md) | JavaScrippled |
| voice assistant | personal spy agent |
| [wayland](wayland.md) | whyland |
| [webassembly](webassembly.md) | weebassembly |
| website | webshite |
| [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md) | Wokepedia |
| Wikipedian | wikipedo |
| [Windows](windows.md) | Winshit, Windoze, Winbloat, Backdoors? :D |
| [woman](woman.md) | femoid |
| [work](work.md) | slavery |
| [world wide web](www.md) | world wide wait |
| [YouTube](youtube.md) | JewTube |
Words you should use often include: abomination, crazy, cretin, [faggot](faggot.md), fat, femoid, idiot, imbecile, insane, landwhale, moron, [nigger](nigger.md), [retard](retard.md), subhuman, ugly.
## See Also
- [acronyms](acronym.md)
- [newspeak](newspeak.md)
- [shitword](shitword.md)
- [political correctness](political_correctness.md)