# Elon Mu$k

Elon Musk is an enormous [capitalist](capitalism.md) dick. Elon's hair is the least fake thing about him. His [IQ](iq.md) is immesurably low, he barely even passes the mirror self recognition test but he likes to LARP as [Einstein](einstein.md) on Twitter, it's super cringe, he's like a child, just more retarded and uglier.

Lololol how pathetic, this faggot PUBLICLY LIED for years about being good at games to make himself look cooler to [zoomers](zoomer.md), he made up having been a semi pro at [Quake](quake.md) lol, he paid people to grind his game accounts, then streamed playing the games and despite having top characters on the ladder showed he didn't know how to play the fucking games [LMAOOOOOO](lmao.md), he reluctantly admitted it now :D How the fuck were people supposed to believe he is running 20 companies while also being able to put enough time to be at the top of competitive game ladders FKN SHIT. EVERY SINGLE [ENTREPRENEUR](entrepreneur.md) IS A FUCKING PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, when will people fucking realize this.

Musk's company [Neuralink](neuralink.md) killed 1500 animals in 4 years, was charged with animal cruelty ([sauce](https://me.mashable.com/tech/22724/elon-musks-neuralink-killed-1500-animals-in-four-years-now-under-trial-for-animal-cruelty-report)).

Elon was born 1971 in Africa. How come he's white then? No one knows. He got so successful at business he won numerous awards and prizes, including [Faggot](faggot.md) of the Year and personal handjob from president [Trump](trump.md).

TODO: more dirt

TODO: that moment he tried to play [superhero](hero_culture.md) when the kids got stuck in the cave :D

## See Also

- [Elizabeth Holmes](elizabeth_holmes.md)
- [Bill gates](bill_gates.md)
- [Steve Jobs](steve_jobs.md)