# LRS Dictionary

WORK IN PROGRESS

{ Most of these I just heard/read somewhere, e.g. on [4chan](4chan.md), in [Jargon File](jargon_file.md) or from [RMS](rms.md), some terms I made myself. ~drummyfish }

| mainstream                                 | correct/cooler                         |
| ------------------------------------------ | -------------------------------------- |
| [anime](anime.md)                          | tranime                                |
| [Apple](apple.md) user                     | iToddler                               |
| [Asperger](autism.md)                      | assburger                              |
| average citizen                            | normie, normalfag, bloatoddler, NPC    |
| [Blender](blender.md)                      | Blunder                                |
| [censorship](censorship.md)                | censorshit                             |
| [CEO](ceo.md)                              | capitalist evil oppressor              |
| [cloud](cloud.md) computing                | clown computing                        |
| [cloudflare](cloudfalre.md)                | cuckflare, clownflare                  |
| code of conduct ([COC](coc.md))            | code of coercion, code of censorship   |
| consume                                    | consoom (see also [coom](coom.md)      |
| [copyright](copyright.md)                  | copywrong, copyrestriction             |
| [democracy](democracy.md)                  | democrazy                              |
| digital rights management ([DRM](drm.md))  | digital restrictions management        |
| [encryption](encryption.md)                | bloatcryption                          |
| [entrepreneur](entrepreneur.md)            | murderer                               |
| fair trade                                 | fair rape                              |
| [feminism](feminism.md)                    | feminazism, femifascism                |
| [Firefox](firefox.md)                      | Furryfox                               |
| [gaming](game.md)                          | gayming                                |
| [geek](geek.md)                            | retard                                 |
| [global warming](global_warming.md)        | global heating                         |
| [Google](google.md)                        | Goolag                                 |
| Gmail                                      | Gfail                                  |
| influencer                                 | manipulator                            |
| [Intel](intel.md)                          | [Incel](incel.md)                      |
| [Internet Explorer](internet_explorer.md)  | Internet Exploder, Internet Exploiter  |
| [Internet of things](iot.md)               | Internet of stinks                     |
| [iPad](ipda.md)                            | iBad                                   |
| [iPhone](iphone.md)                        | spyPhone                               |
| job                                        | slavery                                |
| "left"                                     | [pseudoleft](pseudoleft.md), SJW       |
| "[Linux](linux.md)"                        | [GNU](gnu.md), loonix                  |
| Macintosh                                  | Macintoy, Macintrash, Maggotbox        |
| [Microsoft](microsoft.md)                  | Microshit                              |
| [microtransaction](microtransaction.md)    | microtheft                             |
| [moderation](moderation.md)                | [censorship](censorship.md)            |
| [modern](modern.md)                        | malicious, shitty                      |
| [network](network.md)                      | notwork                                |
| neurodivergent                             | retarded, neuroretarded                |
| [NFS](nfs.md)                              | nightmare file system                  |
| [Nintendo](nintendo.md)                    | Nintendont                             |
| [NVidia](nvidia.md)                        | NoVidya                                |
| object oriented programming ([OOP](oop.md))| object obsessed programming            |
| object oriented                            | objectfuscated                         |
| [objective C](objective_c.md)              | objectionable C                        |
| [openbsd](openbsd.md)                      | openbased                              |
| peer-reviewed                              | peer-censored                          |
| person                                     | man                                    |
| plug and play                              | plug and pray                          |
| "science"                                  | [soyence](soyence.md)                  |
| software as a service ([SAAS](saas.md))    |service as a software substitute (SAASS)|
| subscription                               | [microrape](microrape.md)              |
| [systemd](systemd.md)                      | shitstemd, soystemd                    |
| United States of America                   | United Shitholes of America            |
| user (of a proprietary system)             | used, lusr                             |
| voice assistant                            | personal spy agent                     |
| [wayland](wayland.md)                      | whyland                                |
| Wikipedian                                 | wikipedo                               |
| [Windows](windows.md)                      | Winshit, Winbloat, Backdoors? :D       |
| [work](work.md)                            | slavery                                |
| [world wide web](www.md)                   | world wide wait                        |
| [YouTube](youtube.md)                      | JewTube                                |

## See Also

- [acronyms](acronym.md)
- [newspeak](newspeak.md)