You're seeing this page because you tried to access MayVaneDay with a referer of "misc-stuff.terraaeon.com". This probably means Hacker News is at it again. This article keeps getting published at least once a year, and every time it brings with it a wave of attention from "techbros". These are beyond irritating to deal with. I don't have the extra mental energy to deal with unironic Node.js developers.

Since you're here, I'm forcing you to look at this cool picture:

Actually, since my server logs are still getting hammered, you have to look at this picture too:

If you still insist on visiting MayVaneDay, click here. Otherwise, click here for feet pics.