You're seeing this page because you tried to access MayVaneDay with a referer of "misc-stuff.terraaeon.com". This probably means Hacker News is at it again. This article keeps getting published at least once a year, and every time it brings with it a wave of attention from "techbros". These are beyond irritating to deal with. I don't have the extra mental energy to deal with unironic Node.js developers.

My friend qorg says to join #kill-9 on Rizon. I made the CSS of this page horrifying pretty just for him. Feel free to tell him to stop doing meth off public bathroom floors.

Since you're here, I'm forcing you to look at this cool picture:

Actually, since my server logs are still getting hammered, you have to look at this picture too:

If you still insist on visiting MayVaneDay, click here. Otherwise, click here for feet pics.