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<p>You're seeing this page because you tried to access MayVaneDay with a referer of "misc-stuff.terraaeon.com". This probably means Hacker News is at it again. This article keeps getting published at least once a year, and every time it brings with it a wave of attention from "techbros". These are beyond irritating to deal with. I don't have the extra mental energy to deal with unironic Node.js developers.</p>
<p>Since you're here, I'm forcing you to look at this cool picture:</p>
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<p>Actually, since my server logs are <em>still</em> getting hammered, you have to look at this picture too:</p>
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<p><b>If you still insist on visiting MayVaneDay, <a href="https://mayvaneday.org">click here</a>.</b> Otherwise, <a href="https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-lack-of-hygiene-of-bella-janke.97578/page-2#post-9703834">click here</a> for feet pics.</p>
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