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+			<li>2022-04-15: For anyone coming here in the next few weeks to find something to declare me a "lolcow" for or dox (however you spell it) me: I do not have any social media profiles, I am currently on (mostly) good terms with my parents, and I am doing my best to look for potential employment for after I graduate from college and my work-study ends. I understand I come across as unhinged on occasion, but I am trying my best to live a good and kind life. Please just leave me alone and save your investigative efforts for sexual predators and online grifters and other actually harmful people instead of just those who are even <em>slightly</em> idiosyncratic.</li>
 			<li><del>2022-03-10</del>2022-04-15: <div class="lesbian">Hello (again), Kiwi Farms!</div> I'm glad you like Let's Decentralize! (You know you have your referer headers enabled, right?) Please leave me alone.</li>
-			<li>2022-02-14: <div class="lesbian">YEEHAW! I MADE SOME MODS!! <a class="bruh" href="https://deadendshrine.online/mods/">[LOOK AT THEM]</a></div></li>
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