Alte 2024-04-23 *** So long, my old computer. We hardly knew each other, and those that we shared were some of the worst of my days. While you were in my grasp I somehow managed to lose track of my sense of self, sell it to a stranger who first felt my chaotic blood, Judas, prime betrayer. Goodbye, you old piece of shit, even though you were the newest apart from my desktop that I bought in hopes of work. Funny how the decade-old laptops bitter, short, and slow have lasted longer than you did despite bearing far more hurt. I'll have to spend a few days just to bleed from the ego pain of knowing a way to repair is out of reach. Rest in piss in the salvage bin or the back of my closet, never used again. *** CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 (c) Vane Vander