less_retarded_wiki/anal_bead.md

# Anal Bead

To most people anal beads are just sex toys they stick in their butts, however to a creative mind a remotely controlled vibrating anal bead presents a well hidden one-way communication device. Insofar as [cultural](culture.md) significance of the idea goes, it played a major role in the 2022 [chess](chess.md) [cheating](cheating.md) scandal, regarding the game of Niemann vs Carlsen, in which use of anal bead was seriously discussed as the means by which Niemann could have cheated.

{ Still not as intense as [women](woman.md) chess where recently some bitch poisoned her opponent's lipstick :D ~drummyfish }

## See Also

- [dongcopter](dongcopter.md) (trollish flying penis)
Update 2022-09-19 08:56:30 +02:00			`# Anal Bead`

Update 2025-03-20 21:16:10 +01:00			`To most people anal beads are just sex toys they stick in their butts, however to a creative mind a remotely controlled vibrating anal bead presents a well hidden one-way communication device. Insofar as [cultural](culture.md) significance of the idea goes, it played a major role in the 2022 [chess](chess.md) [cheating](cheating.md) scandal, regarding the game of Niemann vs Carlsen, in which use of anal bead was seriously discussed as the means by which Niemann could have cheated.`
Update 2024-07-22 21:26:59 +02:00
Update 2024-09-22 01:02:44 +02:00			`{ Still not as intense as [women](woman.md) chess where recently some bitch poisoned her opponent's lipstick :D ~drummyfish }`

Update 2024-07-22 21:26:59 +02:00			`## See Also`

			`- [dongcopter](dongcopter.md) (trollish flying penis)`