less_retarded_wiki/javascript.md

# JavaScript

JavaScript (not to be confused with completely unrelated [Java](java.md) language) is a [bloated](bloat.md) [programming language](programming_language.md) used mainly on the [web](www.md).

TODO: some more shit

TODO

```
"11" + 1  // "111"
"11" - 1  // 10
```

Here is how to **make your page work only with JavaScript turned off**:

```
<html>
<head>
<script>
function nuke() { document.body.innerHTML = "<p>disable JavaScript to view this page</p>"; }
</script>
</head>

<body onload="nuke()">
  <h1> My awesome page </h1>
  <p> My awesome page text :) </p>
</body>

</html>
```

{ NOTE: Remember that normally breaking compatibility on purpose is probably bad, it shouldn't be done seriously (don't waste effort on breaking something, rather make something nice, also censorship is always bad), but it's a nice [troll](troll.md) :D Don't forget to have fun sometimes. ~drummyfish }

Or this will give an epileptic seizures seizure to everyone who has Javascript on:

```
<html>
<head>
<script>
alert("Turn off Javascript to make it stop.");

var count = 0;

function go()
{
  count += 1;
  document.body.style.backgroundColor = (count % 2) ? "red" : "blue";
  document.body.style.color = (count % 2) ? "green" : "yellow";
  document.body.style["font-size"] = (count % 64).toString() + "px";
  setTimeout(go,10);
}
</script>
</head>

<body onload="go()">
  <h1> My awesome page </h1>
  <p> My awesome page text :) </p>
</body>

</html>
```
Revert "CENSORE" This reverts commit 51c4db334f596501c92af09cc4084991bc0b23be. 2022-09-03 14:13:46 +02:00			`# JavaScript`

Update 2023-06-07 11:48:11 +02:00			`JavaScript (not to be confused with completely unrelated [Java](java.md) language) is a [bloated](bloat.md) [programming language](programming_language.md) used mainly on the [web](www.md).`

Update 2024-01-14 23:22:09 +01:00			`TODO: some more shit`
Update 2023-06-07 11:48:11 +02:00
			`TODO`

			```
			`"11" + 1 // "111"`
			`"11" - 1 // 10`
Update 2024-01-14 23:22:09 +01:00			```

			`Here is how to make your page work only with JavaScript turned off:`

			```
			`<html>`
			`<head>`
			`<script>`
			`function nuke() { document.body.innerHTML = "<p>disable JavaScript to view this page</p>"; }`
			`</script>`
			`</head>`

			`<body onload="nuke()">`
			`<h1> My awesome page </h1>`
			`<p> My awesome page text :) </p>`
			`</body>`

			`</html>`
			```

Update 2024-01-26 16:34:06 +01:00			`{ NOTE: Remember that normally breaking compatibility on purpose is probably bad, it shouldn't be done seriously (don't waste effort on breaking something, rather make something nice, also censorship is always bad), but it's a nice [troll](troll.md) :D Don't forget to have fun sometimes. ~drummyfish }`

			`Or this will give an epileptic seizures seizure to everyone who has Javascript on:`

			```
			`<html>`
			`<head>`
			`<script>`
			`alert("Turn off Javascript to make it stop.");`

			`var count = 0;`

			`function go()`
			`{`
			`count += 1;`
			`document.body.style.backgroundColor = (count % 2) ? "red" : "blue";`
			`document.body.style.color = (count % 2) ? "green" : "yellow";`
			`document.body.style["font-size"] = (count % 64).toString() + "px";`
			`setTimeout(go,10);`
			`}`
			`</script>`
			`</head>`

			`<body onload="go()">`
			`<h1> My awesome page </h1>`
			`<p> My awesome page text :) </p>`
			`</body>`

			`</html>`
			```