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JavaScript
JavaScript (not to be confused with completely unrelated Java language) is a bloated programming language used mainly on the web.
TODO: some more shit
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"11" + 1 // "111"
"11" - 1 // 10
Here is how to make your page work only with JavaScript turned off:
<html>
<head>
<script>
function nuke() { document.body.innerHTML = "<p>disable JavaScript to view this page</p>"; }
</script>
</head>
<body onload="nuke()">
<h1> My awesome page </h1>
<p> My awesome page text :) </p>
</body>
</html>
{ NOTE: Remember that normally breaking compatibility on purpose is probably bad, it shouldn't be done seriously (don't waste effort on breaking something, rather make something nice, also censorship is always bad), but it's a nice troll :D Don't forget to have fun sometimes. ~drummyfish }
Or this will give an epileptic seizures seizure to everyone who has Javascript on:
<html>
<head>
<script>
alert("Turn off Javascript to make it stop.");
var count = 0;
function go()
{
count += 1;
document.body.style.backgroundColor = (count % 2) ? "red" : "blue";
document.body.style.color = (count % 2) ? "green" : "yellow";
document.body.style["font-size"] = (count % 64).toString() + "px";
setTimeout(go,10);
}
</script>
</head>
<body onload="go()">
<h1> My awesome page </h1>
<p> My awesome page text :) </p>
</body>
</html>