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@ -30,6 +30,9 @@ On this wiki we kind of use LMAO as a synonym to [LULZ](lulz.md) as used on [Enc
- Some people believe there is a fictional whole number between 6 and 7 called [thrembo](thrembo.md).
- Some company was accused of racism when its policies forbid hiring people with criminal history, the accusation was that such policy is discriminatory against [black](black.md) people. This left many [SJW](sjw.md)s scratching their heads in confusion -- are the accusers in fact good because they help black people get jobs or bad because they assume criminals are mostly black? :D
- { Once a friend had trouble compiling something, so I asked what error the compiler gave. He said it printed this: `error: too many errors`. Thank you very much compiler :D ~drummyfish }
- [Lizard Squad](lizard_squad.md) was a "hacker" group that brought a shitton of lulz in mid 2010s by [DDOSing](ddos.md) various faggot child games and [corporation](corporation.md) while laughing at the FBI who was absolutely powerless as they were of course hiding behind 7 proxies. The whole story is very funny, especially notable is how they literally **ruined the Christmas in 2014** by taking down PlayStation an XBox servers on Christmas day so that little children (and big manchildren) couldn't play games they received as presents LMAO :D They claimed it's very sad that kids can no longer entertain themselves if a game goes off for a few hours, which is absolutely true and on point, but corporations indeed weren't happy and their managers shit their pants. (We also add it's quite retarded that video games no longer function without connecting to the Internet, which is absolutely how the corpos wanted it, so they should be to blame in the first place). But that's not all, they did this all despite various "white knight hackers", self proclaimed "crime [fighting](fight_culture.md) ETHICAL MORAL keyboard warriors" that just couldn't do anything and had to just ragequit. No that's not all still, the Lizard Squad also literally **DDOSed North Korea and shut down its Internet** just because :D Anyone who badmouthed the lizards on twitter got a website hacked, one rich faggot in a suit got his plane delay by reports of bombs on the plane because he expressed hostility against them. Some of the members got sadly arrested in the end due to some stupid mistake, but their achievements remain legendary.
- God's miracle caught on stream! On April 5th 2013 a "disabled" twitch streamer ZilianOP who was supposedly paralyzed and couldn't walk forgot for a while during live stream that he was paralyzed, he stood up from the wheelchair and went for something, revealing he was in fact just faking the disability so as to be considered an American [hero](hero_culture.md) and get more of those viewers seeking inspirational motivators or something :D I'M DISABLED BUT STILL PLAY VIDEO GAMES, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE! He then hilariously tried to cover it up along with his girlfriend, saying shit like "nonono, I fell from the chair" and then switching to "I could walk a bit thanks to therapy but I was keeping it secret because I wanted to surprise my girlfriend", you wouldn't believe to what lengths they went lol. On the other hand if you're white and not a [female](woman.md) with large breasts, being disabled is the only chance to ever get any views, so can we really blame him?
- On occasion [reddit](reddit.md) offered its fair share of quality material as well, for example one TIFU (today I fucked up... might actually even have been the TIL subreddit lol) thread recounted a true story of a guy who grew up well into adulthood thinking that toilet seats were ONLY MEANT TO BE USED BY [WOMEN](woman.md) and that men simply sit on the cold toilet edge when they shit :D Apparently no one ever taught him and he only learned about the fact that men can use the seat too when he was buying a new toilet seat and joked with the salesman by saying something along the lines of "haha, if I didn't have a wife I wouldn't have to be spending money on toilet seats" -- then when the guy just stared in confusion all came to be revealed.
- In 1991 Gerald Ratner, an incredibly stupid [CEO](ceo.md) (just like every other CEO) of some kind of "big game" jewelry company, delivered what is generally regarded to be the worst speech in [history](history.md). In it he awkwardly attempted