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 - Do you use [Emacs](emacs.md)? No, I already have a [waifu](waifu.md).
 - `alias bitch=sudo`
 - What's a trilobyte? 8 trilobits.
+- "Never test for a bug that you don't know how to fix." --manager; "If we cannot fix it, it isn't broken." --also manager
 - a joke for minimalists:
 - When is [Micro$oft](microsoft.md) finally gonna make a product that doesn't suck???! Probably when they start manufacturing vacuum cleaners.
 - Political activists walk into a bar. [Pseudoleftist](pseudoleft) tells his friends: "hey guys, how about we have oppressive rulers and call them a [government](government.md)?" Capitalist says: "well no, let's have oppressive rulers and call them [corporations](corporation.md)". [Liberal](liberal.md) replies: "Why not both?". Monarchist goes: "no, it's all wrong, let's have oppressive rulers and call them Kings." To this pseudo communist says: "that's just shit, let's have oppressive rulers and call them the [proletariat](proletariat.md)". Then [anarcho pacifist](anpac.md) turns to them and says: "Hmmm, how about we don't have any oppressive rulers?". They lynch him.
-- There are a lot of jokes at https://jcdverha.home.xs4all.nl/scijokes/.
+- There are a lot of jokes at https://jcdverha.home.xs4all.nl/scijokes/. Also http://textfiles.com/humor/JOKES/.
 - Hello, is this anonymous [pedophile](pedophilia.md) help hotline? Yes. My 8yo daughter begs for sex, can we do penetration right away or should we start with anal?
+- What do you call a [woman](woman.md) that made a computer explode just by typing on it? Normal.
 - Does the invisible hand exist in the [free market](free_market.md)? Maybe, but if so then all it's doing is masturbating (or giving us a middle finger).
 - 90% of statistics are fake.
 - When will they remove the *[touch](touch.md)* and *[kill](kill.md)* commands from [Unix](unix.md)? Probably when they rename *[man pages](man_page.md)* to *person pages*.
 - If [law](law.md) was viewed as a programming code, it would be historically the worst case of [bloated](bloat.md) [spaghetti code](spaghetti_code.md) littered with [magic constants](magic_constant.md), undefined symbols and dead code, which is additionally deployed silently and without any [testing](testing.md). Yet it's the most important algorithm of our society.
-- C++ is to C as brain cancer is to brain
+- C++ is to C as brain cancer is to brain.
+- [Entropy](entropy.md) is no longer what it used to be. Nostalgia too.
 - At the beginning there was [machine code](machine_code.md). Then they added [assembly](assembly.md) on top of it to make it more comfortable. To make programs portable they created an [operating system](os.md) and a layer of [syscalls](syscall.md). Except it didn't work because other people made other operating systems with different syscalls. So to try to make it portable again they created a high-level language [compiler](compiler.md) on top of it. To make it yet more comfortable they created yet a higher level language and made a [transpiler](transpiler.md) to the lower level language. To make building more platform independent and comfortable they created [makefiles](makefile.md) on top of it. However, more jobs were needed so they created [CMake](cmake.md) on top of makefiles, just in case. It seems like CMake nowadays seems too low level so a new layer will be needed above all the meta-meta-meta build systems. I wonder how high of a tower we can make, maybe they're just trying to get a Guinness world record for the greatest bullshit sandwich in history.
 - How to install a package on [Debian](debian.md)? I don't know, but on my [Arch](arch.md) it's done with `pacman`.
 - [green](greenwashing.md) [capitalism](capitalism.md) :'D my sides
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 - What is a [computer](computer.md)? A device that can make a hundred million mistakes per second.
 - After all it may not take so long to establish our [utopia](less_retarded_society.md). By the time [Windows](windows.md) has updated we will have already done it ten times over.
 - Cool statistics: 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang [rape](rape.md).
+- Basement hackers never die, they just smell that way. Musicians never die, they just decompose (and musicians working part time are [semiconductors](semicoductor.md)).
 - `int randomInt(void) { int x; return x; }`
 - Boss: "We're going to need to store additional information about gender of all 1600 people in our database." Me: "OK that's only 200 extra bytes.". Diversity department: "You're fired."
 - the [downto](downto.md) operator
+- [Schizophrenia](schizo.md) beats being alone.
 - I just had sex with a German chick, for some reason she kept yelling her age. (Or maybe she just didn't consent.)
 - I find it much more pleasant to browse the web on a 1 bit display, it can't display a [rainbow](lgbt.md).
 - Why are [noobs](noob.md) the most pacifist beings in existence? Because they never beat anyone.
+- You scratch my [tape](tape.md), I scratch yours.
 - There's a new version of Debian Bull's Eye that's compiled exclusively with [Rust](rust.md). Its code name is [Bull's Shit](bullshit.md).
+- [Manager](manager.md) is that who thinks 9 women can produce a child in 1 month.
+- Have you heard the [atheists](atheism.md) are starting their own non-prophet?
+- Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, [do business](entrepreneur.md).
 - An [Apple](apple.md) a day keeps [sanity](lrs.md) away.
 
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