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jokes.md

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 - Which argument fallacy is best used against an [LGBT](lgbt.md) [soyentist](soyence.md)? Ad homosexual.
 - Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, [do business](entrepreneur.md).
 - How do you accelerate a [Windows](windows.md) PC? By dropping it out of the window. (Hence the name?)
+- What does safe sex mean? It's when the girl doesn't know your name or address..
 - Shakespeare for programmers: `0x2b || !0x2b`. { This one is a bit lame but at least it's not so common :D ~drummyfish }
 - An [Apple](apple.md) a day keeps [sanity](lrs.md) away.
 - The goal of [computer science](compsci.md) is to create things that will last at least until we're finished building them.
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 - How many lesbians do you need to screw a lightbulb? Eleven: one to screw it and ten to talk about how great it was doing it without a man.
 - Look at that obese singer typing something on her laptop. I think it's a Dell.
 - Two [women](woman.md) in prison shared a cell for 25 years, what did one say to the other when they were released? "Let's meet next week, you gotta tell me the rest."
+- A policeman interrogates a witness of an assault of a gay activist. He asks: "So you saw these 4 men attack the guy? Why didn't you help?". The guy says: "I thought 4 was already enough".
 - What's big and [bloated](bloat.md)? Your mom.
 - A fine is tax for doing bad, a tax is fine for doing good.
 - What do you like most in a [woman](woman.md)? My dick.