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{ Hello, if you're offended scroll down, I actually apologize to some women at the end :D ~drummyfish }
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A woman (also girl, gril, gurl, femoid, toilet, wimminz, the weaker sex, the dumber sex or succubus; [tranny](tranny.md) girl being called [t-girl](tgirl.md), troon, [trap](trap.md), [femboy](femboy.md), fake girl or [mtf](mtf.md)) is one of two genders ([sexes](sex.md)) of [humans](human.md), the other one being [man](man.md) -- traditionally woman is defined as that who was born with a vagina. Women are the weaker sex, they are [cute](cute.md) (sometimes) but notoriously bad at [programming](programming.md), [math](math.md) and [technology](technology.md): in the field they usually "work" on [bullshit](bullshit.md) (and mostly [harmful](harmful.md)) positions such as "diversity department", [marketing](marketing.md), "[HR](human_resources.md)", [UI](ui.md)/[user experience](ux.md), or as a [token](token.md) girl for media. If they get close to actual technology, their highest "skills" are mostly limited to casual "[coding](coding.md)" (which itself is a below-average form of [programming](programming.md)) in a baby language such as [Python](python.md), [Javascript](javascript.md) or [Rust](rust.md). Mostly they are just hired for quotas and make coffee for men who do the real work (until TV cameras appear). Don't let yourself be fooled by the propaganda, women have always been bad with tech -- whenever you see a woman "engineer", quickly go hide somewhere, something's gonna fall on your head. If you see a woman driver in a bus, rather wait for the next one. Indeed, very rarely a somewhat skilled woman may appear (we're not saying women can't be capable, just that they rarely are).
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A woman (also girl, gril, gurl, femoid, toilet, karen, wimminz, the weaker sex, the dumber sex or succubus; [tranny](tranny.md) girl being called [t-girl](tgirl.md), troon, [trap](trap.md), [femboy](femboy.md), fake girl or [mtf](mtf.md)) is one of two genders ([sexes](sex.md)) of [humans](human.md), the other one being [man](man.md) -- traditionally woman is defined as that who was born with a vagina. Women are the weaker sex, they are [cute](cute.md) (sometimes) but notoriously bad at [programming](programming.md), [math](math.md) and [technology](technology.md): in the field they usually "work" on [bullshit](bullshit.md) (and mostly [harmful](harmful.md)) positions such as "diversity department", [marketing](marketing.md), "[HR](human_resources.md)", [UI](ui.md)/[user experience](ux.md), or as a [token](token.md) girl for media. If they get close to actual technology, their highest "skills" are mostly limited to casual "[coding](coding.md)" (which itself is a below-average form of [programming](programming.md)) in a baby language such as [Python](python.md), [Javascript](javascript.md) or [Rust](rust.md). Mostly they are just hired for quotas and make coffee for men who do the real work (until TV cameras appear). Don't let yourself be fooled by the propaganda, women have always been bad with tech -- whenever you see a woman "engineer", quickly go hide somewhere, something's gonna fall on your head. If you see a woman driver in a bus, rather wait for the next one. Indeed, very rarely a somewhat skilled woman may appear (we're not saying women can't be capable, just that they rarely are).
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The symbol for woman is a circle with cross at its bottom ([Unicode](unicode.md) U+2640). Women mostly like pink [color](color.md) and similar colors like red and purple. Watch out! Bitches carry around pepper sprays and sometimes even miniature guns, if you make eye contact for too long you're dead.
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lol http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com
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also https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Woman :D
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Women are also disallowed in [sumo](sumo.md) because of their menstrual shit or something. Kek, [freemasons](freemasonry.md) also prohibit women from joining lol.
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**How to deal with being a woman?** Well, just as you deal with not being born Einstein, Phelps or Kasparov. It's fine to be anyone, there is no need to [fight](fight_culture.md) or compete, just try to be a good human and live a fulfilling life, you can create a lot of good. As a woman you can do for example the following:
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- [Charity sex](charity_sex.md): Give people sex for free, you'll make a lot of them happy.
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- Just chill and enjoy your privileges, find a man who will feed you so that you don't have to work, have kids, be a good mother, just be cool.
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Women are also disallowed in [sumo](sumo.md) because of their menstrual shit or something. Kek, [freemasons](freemasonry.md) also prohibit women from joining lol.
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And we'll close with an extra pro tip, the **one ultimate, simple, fast and 100% successful solution to make you, a woman, NOT be sexualized by a man**: when you're about to talk to a man and you want him to really listen and stare you in the eyes, then well, go and have sex with him immediately! Then talk to him. Everyone knows a man after orgasm is finished and PHYSICSALLY unable to go on with any sex, and that's when he will pay you the attention you deserve. But maybe there's no place for a quick sex or you're worried about "[cheating](cheating.md)" on your partner? No problem! That's why god invented handjobs! Remember: it's not sex if there is no penetration. Now, dear karen, you can finally go and be taken seriously! Good luck.
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## Men Vs Women In Numbers
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