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stereotype.md

@@ -8,9 +8,17 @@ Some stereotypes are:
 
 - **by region/nation**:
   - **Africans**:
-    - primitive bushmen still in [stone](rock.md) age dancing around fire to the sound of drums, worship animals as gods, may be cannibals
+    - 100% [black](nigger.md) (the blackest kind of black), no exception
+    - primitive bushmen stuck in [stone](rock.md) age dancing around fire to the sound of bonga-bonga drums, worship animals as gods, may be cannibals
     - countries change constantly, never ending revolutions and civil wars, extremely corrupt governments and presidents
-    - peak suffering: hunger, AIDS, malaria, no education, no healthcare, no water, flies eat you alive, ...
+    - peak suffering: hunger, [AIDS](aids.md), malaria, no [education](education.md), no healthcare, no water, flies will eat you alive (unless elephant kills you or you step on a cobra), ...
+    - those who sail the seas are modern pirates
+    - poverty beyond imagination, 99% illiterate, capital cities look like hobo sites on any other continent, average citizen makes a maximum of 1 cent per day
+    - **Egyptians**:
+      - DO NOT DRINK THE WATER
+      - Egypt basically consists of three things: the Nile river, the Pyramids and the Sphinx, otherwise it's just sand
+      - the first word that comes to mind about Egypt is "mummies"
+      - same stereotypes as Arabs
   - **[Americans](usa.md)**:
     - extremely stupid, primitive, close-minded, not knowing geography/history besides the US, think US is the center of the world (and probably whole [Universe](universe.md)), fascist and proud of their country beyond any measure, wear USA flag as a shirt
     - extremely fat, eat only fast food, have no real cuisine
@@ -24,40 +32,56 @@ Some stereotypes are:
     - obsessed with [working](work.md) as much as possible only for the sake of working, and force others to do the same
     - want everything big
     - degenerated, first world problems
-    - US south: slow, even more stupid, ultra right, [racist](racism.md), rednecks, inbred, live in trailers, for slavery, for guns
     - shit products, anything "made in USA" breaks fast
     - everything is fake, a cheap copy of things from other cultures, mushed and mix together without any taste or moderation (a "luxury" house will have Chinese vases next to Egyptian statues and ancient Greek columns put side by side with medieval armor and life sized Stormtrooper statue to top it off)
     - wild west, survival of the fittest, they have highest tech weapons but mentality of cavemen
     - [aliens](ufo.md) always attack USA first
+      - **California**: weed, surfers, hippies, [SJWs](swj.md), Hollywood hype
+      - **Florida**: old people, everyone moves there for retirement, constant holidays and fun
+      - **Indians** (red skinned natives): one with the nature, drunk, lazy, own casinos, perform rituals involving dancing around fire, headbands of feathers, weapon of choice is tomahawk, scalp their enemies, as ghosts fuck with people who build houses on their burial grounds
+      - **Texas**: oil magnates wearing cowboy hats, boots and colts, only listen to country
+      - **US south**: slow, even more stupid, ultra right, [racist](racism.md), rednecks, inbred, live in trailers, for slavery, for guns, listen to country
   - **Antarctica**:
     - no stereotypes yet, wait maybe four or five centuries
   - **Arabs**:
     - dirty, wipe butts with bare hands
-    - terrorists, suicidal bombers
+    - terrorists, suicidal bombers, [Islam](islam.md) fanatics
     - women are belly dancers
+    - bearded men dressed in carpets, women walk completely covered in bed sheets just with holes for eyes
     - [pedophiles](pedophilia.md), bigamists, goat fuckers
+    - some may be a rich oil sheikh
+    - weapon of choice is dagger or that weird curved sword, also acid to the face or bomb
+    - on plane make everyone nervous
   - **Asians**: see asian race
     - **[Chinese](china.md)**:
       - smart, wise, have proverbs about everything
       - do martial arts
       - eat bats, [cats](cat.md) and [dogs](dog.md)
+      - somehow managed to merge """communism""" with [ultracapitalism](capitalism.md)
       - make crappy off brands and cheap copies of western art, steal "intellectual property", manufacture cheap things at large quantities, everything is "made in China"
       - don't value "human rights", no work safety, elevators kill everyone
+      - obsessed with fireworks, especially when celebrating their weird animal-named years
       - no one will help you emergency, if you are dying in the streets people will just walk by and not notice you { This is very well known on gore sites, it's not even a stereotype but basically a fact apparent from watching many videos of accidents, it may be related to the eastern culture of "not minding the others' business". The phenomenon itself is NOT unique to china, it's known to psychology, called *diffusion of responsibility*, however in China it is very strong and even appears in situations without crowds of people. I don't want to describe the graphic videos in detail, but it's basically the case that people will for example keep filming their friend drowning from up close, when he absolutely clearly needs helps, they just will not help. This may be important to know when traveling to China, knowing you can't rely on others helping you in emergency may save your life -- if you need help, call very clearly for help and address someone in specific to help you. ~drummyfish }
     - **Japanese**:
-      - like extremely weird things like studying train schedules for fun or marrying sex dolls instead of human partners
-      - salarymen regularly jump out of skyscraper windows due to overworking depression
+      - like extremely weird stuff like studying train schedules for [fun](fun.md) or marrying sex dolls instead of human partners
+      - salarymen regularly jump out of skyscraper windows due to overworking [depression](depression.md)
       - men talking Japanese to other men sound as if being aggressive to each other even if in fact being polite or talking something uninteresting
       - everyone reads manga and goes to karaoke after work
-      - extremely precise, always on time, well organized
+      - exceptionally precise, always on time, well organized
       - have extremely technologically advanced toilets
       - commit seppuku when fail at something important
       - as tourists in other countries are fascinated by mundane things
       - hentai, weird porn often involving tentacles and lolis
       - can't say "l", they replace it with "r", and they end every word with "u"
       - bizarre [TV](tv.md) shows
+      - [anime](anime.md) absolutely everywhere
       - all women are sexy cute lolis wearing schoolgirl uniforms and make ideals wives: absolutely faithful and subdued to their husband, diligently maintain household, never complain, never express opinions
       - regularly attacked by Godzilla
+      - if not attacked by Godzilla, earthquake is happening
+    - **Mongolia**:
+      - everyone rides a horse constantly
+      - everyone wears a bow
+      - kinda the aggressive barbarian nation of the Asia
     - **North Korea**:
       - these stereotypes are highly secret to foreigners
     - **South Korea**:
@@ -65,7 +89,9 @@ Some stereotypes are:
       - wannabe [americans](usa.md), funny chinks trying to look like businessmen
   - **Australians**:
     - tough men, living surrounded by extremely dangerous animals such as flying spiders, fight crocodiles every day
-    - hunt with boomerangs
+    - walk on their heads
+    - hunt with boomerangs, play didgeridoo
+    - flushing the toilet spins the water in the opposite direction than in the rest of the world
   - **Brazilian**:
     - everyone is extroverted, cheerful, horny and dances samba, attends carnival
     - everyone plays [football](football.md)
@@ -76,6 +102,7 @@ Some stereotypes are:
     - ice hockey fans
     - lumberjacks
     - withstand tough conditions
+    - compared to its neighbor, USA, Canada has practically achieved the ideal [communist](communism.md) society: people don't lock doors, no homelessness, everything's free
   - **[Earth](earth.md)**:
     - no stereotypes yet (until we establish colonies on other planets)
   - **[European](europe.md)**:
@@ -83,6 +110,9 @@ Some stereotypes are:
     - things are more "sane" and balanced compared to the US
     - socialists and [communists](communism.md) (from US perspective)
     - europoor (also from US perspective)
+    - **Belgians**:
+      - You mean French?
+      - No famous Belgians exist (and if so, only fictional).
     - **[Czech](czechia.md)**:
       - you mean Czechoslovakia?
       - heavy drinkers, especially beer
@@ -105,6 +135,7 @@ Some stereotypes are:
       - dislike French
       - bad cuisine
       - flappy ears
+      - defenseless placebo cops that wear no guns and ride horses
     - **French**:
       - good lovers, passionate
       - lazy, Bohemian life, hate [work](work.md)
@@ -171,7 +202,7 @@ Some stereotypes are:
       - attractive tanned men
   - **Eskimos** (also Nanook):
     - have ten thousand different words for snow and/or color [white](white.md)
-  - **Indians**:
+  - **Indians** (India):
     - extremely friendly, often too much
     - no hygiene, dirty
     - smart but poor
@@ -188,21 +219,26 @@ Some stereotypes are:
     - have spiciest food on Earth, would kill any non-Mexican
     - lazy, poor, dirty, drugs and crime, violence, cruel life
     - constantly trying to get over US borders to steal their jobs
-    - those already in the US work basically as slaves, e.g. cleaners, nannies, janitors etc.
+    - those already in the US are always illegal and work basically as slaves, e.g. cleaners, nannies, janitors etc.
     - weapon of choice is machete
   - **Russians**:
     - very tough, big and strong, endure conditions that would kill other people (such as extreme cold or very high doses of alcohol), keep pet bears
+    - poor peasants
     - don't smile or show emotion in general
     - drunk (especially by vodka), aggressive, rude
     - wear Adidas pants
+    - men are big and tall, with heavy eyebrows and hairy body, women are pale beauties
     - act straight without talking too much, ignore work safety
     - ugly and depressive post-Soviet environment
     - don't give a shit about anything
     - Marxist communists, USSR, soviet pride
+    - food sucks
     - good at [chess](chess.md)
+    - will NEVER, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES learn [English](english.md), which is why for every website there is a Russian version of it
 - **by [races](race.md)**:
   - **asian**:
     - exceptionally smart and educated
+    - you can never beat an asian at anything, be it playing an instrument or a dancing video game
     - all look the same
     - polite and humble
     - don't show emotion
@@ -211,7 +247,10 @@ Some stereotypes are:
     - small penises
     - can't see because of weird slanted eyes
     - men of honor
-    - martial arts, everyone knows at least Kung Fu or Karate
+    - [minimalists](minimalism.md)
+    - eat only rice (with chopstick)
+    - martial arts, everyone knows at least Kung Fu or Karate, may be a ninja
+    - unlearnable languages of incomprehensible difficulty, written down with weird pictures
     - weapons of choice include nunchaks, katana or throwing stars
     - collectivist, sacrifice themselves for society (see [kamikaze](kamikaze.md)), individual's opinions and needs never matter
     - there are too many of them, lives of the poor ones have no value, work safety of peasants is non existent
@@ -228,14 +267,15 @@ Some stereotypes are:
     - love chicken and watermelon
     - in certain situations act like monkeys (so called chimp out), e.g. when excited they start jumping around like crazy, or when scared instinctively react by punching the perceived danger
     - racist towards whites
-    - in movies always die first
+    - in horror movies always die first
+    - in other movies they are tokens for the inclusivity quotas
   - **gypsies**:
-    - don't work, steal stuff, welfare leeches, make a lot of children
+    - don't [work](work.md), steal stuff, welfare leeches, make a lot of children
     - children don't go to school, uneducated, can hardly read
     - passionate, emotional, friendly
     - talent for [music](music.md)
-    - live in caravans, constantly moving from place to place
-    - if they do work, it's only at a circus
+    - live in caravans, constantly moving from place to place, [nationalists](nationalism.md) perceive them as cockroaches that keep appearing everywhere no matter what you do
+    - if they do work, it's only at a circus (or garbage truck driver)
   - **[jews](jew.md)**:
     - very smart, inventive
     - greedy
@@ -244,12 +284,13 @@ Some stereotypes are:
     - members of secret societies, closed jew-only communities, conspire for world control, some being [fascists](fascism.md) wanting to become the ruling race
     - spread everywhere like rats
     - can adapt to any environment
-    - do all kinds of weird religious rituals involving murders of non-jews and maybe even traveling to other planets
+    - do all kinds of weird religious rituals involving sacrifice of non-jew virgins and maybe even traveling to other planets
   - **[slavs](slav.md)**:
     - [trolls](troll.md)
-    - don't give a shit much about anything
+    - don't give a [shit](shit.md) much about anything
     - either poor or rich Russian mafia bosses
     - cheap soviet stuff
+    - the typical heavy accent
   - **[white](white.md)**
     - pinnacle of [evolution](evolution.md), like Michelangelo's David is the peak of [art](art.md)
     - smart, beautiful, generally good at everything
@@ -323,4 +364,4 @@ Some stereotypes are:
 - [race](race.md)
 - [political correctness](political_correctness.md)
 - [jokes](jokes.md)
-- [languages](human_language.md)
+- [languages](human_language.md)