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Stereotype
Stereotypes are general statistical observations about groups of people, such as different races, nations or professions, which have been discovered naturally and became part of common knowledge (without rigorous scientific effort). Stereotypes are good because they tell us what we may expect from different kinds of people. Of course no one, maybe with the exception of blonde women, is so stupid as to think stereotypes apply 100% -- let us repeat they are STATISTICAL observations, they talk about probabilities.
Stereotypes are also good for showing us the diversity of human races and cultures. Pseudoleftists want to suppress awareness of stereotypes by calling them "offensive" or "discriminating", aiming to create a sterile gray society without any differences, without any beauty and richness of all the wonderful shapes and forms human beings can take. Do not support political correctness and cultural castration, spread the knowledge of stereotypes throughout the world. This page is dedicated to preserving the cultural heritage of wonderful human stereotypes.
Some stereotypes are:
- by region/nation:
- Africans:
- 100% black (the blackest kind of black), no exception
- primitive bushmen stuck in stone age dancing around fire to the sound of bonga-bonga drums, worship animals as gods, may be cannibals
- countries change constantly, never ending revolutions and civil wars, extremely corrupt governments and presidents
- peak suffering: hunger, AIDS, malaria, no education, no healthcare, no water, flies will eat you alive (unless elephant kills you or you step on a cobra), ...
- those who sail the seas are modern pirates
- poverty beyond imagination, 99% illiterate, capital cities look like hobo sites on any other continent, average citizen makes a maximum of 1 cent per day
- Egyptians:
- DO NOT DRINK THE WATER
- Egypt basically consists of three things: the Nile river, the Pyramids and the Sphinx, otherwise it's just sand
- the first word that comes to mind about Egypt is "mummies"
- same stereotypes as Arabs
- Americans:
- extremely stupid, primitive, close-minded, not knowing geography/history besides the US, think US is the center of the world (and probably whole Universe), fascist and proud of their country beyond any measure, wear USA flag as a shirt
- extremely fat, eat only fast food, have no real cuisine
- shallow, obsessed with looks (white teeth, plastic surgeries etc.)
- materialist, obsessed with money, hardcore capitalists, panic fear of anything resembling communism/socialism or selflessness
- arrogant, rude, individualist, self-centered
- eccentric, extroverted, loud behavior, nightmare tourists
- violent, militant, imperialist, constantly invade other countries, everyone has a gun and shoots at everything including their own presidents
- don't mind violence but are afraid of public nudity, get panic attacks when see a naked child or nipple on TV
- solve things by brute force rather than by smartness
- obsessed with working as much as possible only for the sake of working, and force others to do the same
- want everything big
- degenerated, first world problems
- shit products, anything "made in USA" breaks fast
- everything is fake, a cheap copy of things from other cultures, mushed and mix together without any taste or moderation (a "luxury" house will have Chinese vases next to Egyptian statues and ancient Greek columns put side by side with medieval armor and life sized Stormtrooper statue to top it off)
- wild west, survival of the fittest, they have highest tech weapons but mentality of cavemen
- aliens always attack USA first
- California: weed, surfers, hippies, SJWs, Hollywood hype
- Florida: old people, everyone moves there for retirement, constant holidays and fun
- Indians (red skinned natives): one with the nature, drunk, lazy, own casinos, perform rituals involving dancing around fire, headbands of feathers, weapon of choice is tomahawk, scalp their enemies, as ghosts fuck with people who build houses on their burial grounds
- Texas: oil magnates wearing cowboy hats, boots and colts, only listen to country
- US south: slow, even more stupid, ultra right, racist, rednecks, inbred, live in trailers, for slavery, for guns, listen to country
- Antarctica:
- no stereotypes yet, wait maybe four or five centuries
- Arabs:
- dirty, wipe butts with bare hands
- terrorists, suicidal bombers, Islam fanatics
- women are belly dancers
- bearded men dressed in carpets, women walk completely covered in bed sheets just with holes for eyes
- pedophiles, bigamists, goat fuckers
- some may be a rich oil sheikh
- weapon of choice is dagger or that weird curved sword, also acid to the face or bomb
- on plane make everyone nervous
- Asians: see asian race
- Chinese:
- smart, wise, have proverbs about everything
- do martial arts
- eat bats, cats and dogs
- somehow managed to merge """communism""" with ultracapitalism
- make crappy off brands and cheap copies of western art, steal "intellectual property", manufacture cheap things at large quantities, everything is "made in China"
- don't value "human rights", no work safety, elevators kill everyone
- obsessed with fireworks, especially when celebrating their weird animal-named years
- no one will help you emergency, if you are dying in the streets people will just walk by and not notice you { This is very well known on gore sites, it's not even a stereotype but basically a fact apparent from watching many videos of accidents, it may be related to the eastern culture of "not minding the others' business". The phenomenon itself is NOT unique to china, it's known to psychology, called diffusion of responsibility, however in China it is very strong and even appears in situations without crowds of people. I don't want to describe the graphic videos in detail, but it's basically the case that people will for example keep filming their friend drowning from up close, when he absolutely clearly needs helps, they just will not help. This may be important to know when traveling to China, knowing you can't rely on others helping you in emergency may save your life -- if you need help, call very clearly for help and address someone in specific to help you. ~drummyfish }
- Japanese:
- like extremely weird stuff like studying train schedules for fun or marrying sex dolls instead of human partners
- salarymen regularly jump out of skyscraper windows due to overworking depression
- men talking Japanese to other men sound as if being aggressive to each other even if in fact being polite or talking something uninteresting
- everyone reads manga and goes to karaoke after work
- exceptionally precise, always on time, well organized
- have extremely technologically advanced toilets
- commit seppuku when fail at something important
- as tourists in other countries are fascinated by mundane things
- hentai, weird porn often involving tentacles and lolis
- can't say "l", they replace it with "r", and they end every word with "u"
- bizarre TV shows
- anime absolutely everywhere
- all women are sexy cute lolis wearing schoolgirl uniforms and make ideals wives: absolutely faithful and subdued to their husband, diligently maintain household, never complain, never express opinions
- regularly attacked by Godzilla
- if not attacked by Godzilla, earthquake is happening
- Mongolia:
- everyone rides a horse constantly
- everyone wears a bow
- kinda the aggressive barbarian nation of the Asia
- North Korea:
- these stereotypes are highly secret to foreigners
- South Korea:
- best pro gamers in the world
- wannabe americans, funny chinks trying to look like businessmen
- Chinese:
- Australians:
- tough men, living surrounded by extremely dangerous animals such as flying spiders, fight crocodiles every day
- walk on their heads
- hunt with boomerangs, play didgeridoo
- flushing the toilet spins the water in the opposite direction than in the rest of the world
- Brazilian:
- everyone is extroverted, cheerful, horny and dances samba, attends carnival
- everyone plays football
- nice tanned bodies, full shapes, big asses and tits, everyone wears bikini everywhere, even at school, work etc.
- slums, poverty, drugs, violence
- Canadian:
- extremely polite
- ice hockey fans
- lumberjacks
- withstand tough conditions
- compared to its neighbor, USA, Canada has practically achieved the ideal communist society: people don't lock doors, no homelessness, everything's free
- Earth:
- no stereotypes yet (until we establish colonies on other planets)
- European:
- old and cultivated culture, class, nobility -- Europe is to the world what UK is to Europe
- things are more "sane" and balanced compared to the US
- socialists and communists (from US perspective)
- europoor (also from US perspective)
- Belgians:
- You mean French?
- No famous Belgians exist (and if so, only fictional).
- Czech:
- you mean Czechoslovakia?
- heavy drinkers, especially beer
- friendly but appear cold
- beautiful women, sluts
- whores and pornstars
- simpletons
- nightmare tourists, behave like shit in foreign countries, are funny and ridiculous, carry tons of stuff to the beaches
- Dutch (Netherlands):
- everyone rides bicycles
- all drugs legal and sold everywhere
- tall anorexic slendermen
- everyone wears weird wooden shoes
- English:
- well behaved, reserved, educated, classy
- conservative, old fashioned
- drink tea
- dry humor
- football fans
- dislike French
- bad cuisine
- flappy ears
- defenseless placebo cops that wear no guns and ride horses
- French:
- good lovers, passionate
- lazy, Bohemian life, hate work
- eat baguettes and frogs (and other disgusting stuff like snails), drink wine
- dislike Brits
- revolutionaries, constantly protest, strikes
- artists, intellectuals
- arrogant, annoying snobs
- Germans:
- no sense of humor, being kind of robots
- precise, efficient, organized, great technology
- cannibals
- love beer and sausage, wear the typical colorful folk dress
- ugly women: fat, masculine, cold, incapable of love
- nazis
- post-war very sensitive to anything connected to nazism, for example if someone notices a crossroads somewhere resembles a swastika, nation-wide panic will ensue
- likewise sensitive to other sensitive topics, typically e.g. violence in video games: all blood in game is censored to green liquid
- Hispanics:
- telenovelas
- sexual dances like tango and samba
- always happy, enjoy life, very social, passionate, horny
- huge families
- Irish:
- tough
- drunk and violent
- Italian:
- handsome men, great lovers
- extremely passionate, have heated emotional arguments even about trivial things
- involved with mafia
- prioritize family, know and regularly meet very distant relatives
- have mustaches, eat pizza and pasta
- talk with hands
- Polish:
- very religious Christians
- heavy drinkers
- ugly depressive environment
- miserable
- kurwa
- Scandinavia:
- cold, show no emotion, talk a little
- extremely liberal politics, SJWs
- Finland:
- thanks to sauna people don't know shame of nudity -- like in Japan you go to karaoke after work, in Finland you will go to sauna after work with your colleagues and boss, all naked of course
- Norwegian:
- vikings, big tall, strong, muscular blonde gigachads
- metal music
- hunt whales
- Swedish:
- women are all super hot blonde chicks with pigtails (like that one from Abba lol)
- IKEA, meatballs n shit
- Scottish:
- men wear kilts (with no underwear beneath of course)
- drunk and always angry
- red hair
- Slovak:
- who?
- heavy nationalists
- sheep shepherds living in mountains
- poorer version of Czechs
- Spanish:
- extroverted, social, passionate, hot blooded, dance flamenco
- take naps on siesta, literally sleep on work
- bullfighters
- attractive tanned men
- Eskimos (also Nanook):
- have ten thousand different words for snow and/or color white
- Indians (India):
- extremely friendly, often too much
- no hygiene, dirty
- smart but poor
- good at IT but usually tech support scammers
- spiritual, peaceful, meditate a lot, do yoga
- don't know what work safety means
- transport gigantic loads on bicycles or small motorcycles
- "car horn is the national bird of India"
- Bollywood, hilarious and bizarre music and TV shows
- Israel: see the jewish race
- Mexican:
- all wear sombreros and mustaches
- love and drink tequila all day
- have spiciest food on Earth, would kill any non-Mexican
- lazy, poor, dirty, drugs and crime, violence, cruel life
- constantly trying to get over US borders to steal their jobs
- those already in the US are always illegal and work basically as slaves, e.g. cleaners, nannies, janitors etc.
- weapon of choice is machete
- Russians:
- very tough, big and strong, endure conditions that would kill other people (such as extreme cold or very high doses of alcohol), keep pet bears
- poor peasants
- don't smile or show emotion in general
- drunk (especially by vodka), aggressive, rude
- wear Adidas pants
- men are big and tall, with heavy eyebrows and hairy body, women are pale beauties
- act straight without talking too much, ignore work safety
- ugly and depressive post-Soviet environment
- don't give a shit about anything
- Marxist communists, USSR, soviet pride
- food sucks
- good at chess
- will NEVER, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES learn English, which is why for every website there is a Russian version of it
- Africans:
- by races:
- asian:
- exceptionally smart and educated
- you can never beat an asian at anything, be it playing an instrument or a dancing video game
- all look the same
- polite and humble
- don't show emotion
- very strict parents, children only expected to get As in school and must go to University else they'll be disowned
- work extremely hard
- small penises
- can't see because of weird slanted eyes
- men of honor
- minimalists
- eat only rice (with chopstick)
- martial arts, everyone knows at least Kung Fu or Karate, may be a ninja
- unlearnable languages of incomprehensible difficulty, written down with weird pictures
- weapons of choice include nunchaks, katana or throwing stars
- collectivist, sacrifice themselves for society (see kamikaze), individual's opinions and needs never matter
- there are too many of them, lives of the poor ones have no value, work safety of peasants is non existent
- very spiritual, mentally advanced, calm and balanced, deep insight and wisdom about philosophical questions
- rituals with gongs and simple single-string music, preparation of tea is a sacred act
- sense of respect and hierarchy, student-master relationships, value of mastery, old age and wisdom
- black (also negro):
- unintelligent, stupid, uneducated, primitive, poor, dirty, thieves and criminals
- physically fit, good at sports, run very fast, play basketball
- good at music, especially rhythmic music and jazz
- fathers leave their children
- all look the same, similar to monkeys
- have gigantic dicks
- love chicken and watermelon
- in certain situations act like monkeys (so called chimp out), e.g. when excited they start jumping around like crazy, or when scared instinctively react by punching the perceived danger
- racist towards whites
- in horror movies always die first
- in other movies they are tokens for the inclusivity quotas
- gypsies:
- don't work, steal stuff, welfare leeches, make a lot of children
- children don't go to school, uneducated, can hardly read
- passionate, emotional, friendly
- talent for music
- live in caravans, constantly moving from place to place, nationalists perceive them as cockroaches that keep appearing everywhere no matter what you do
- if they do work, it's only at a circus (or garbage truck driver)
- jews:
- very smart, inventive
- greedy
- good at business, filthy capitalists, just count money all day
- have the "eagle nose"
- members of secret societies, closed jew-only communities, conspire for world control, some being fascists wanting to become the ruling race
- spread everywhere like rats
- can adapt to any environment
- do all kinds of weird religious rituals involving sacrifice of non-jew virgins and maybe even traveling to other planets
- slavs:
- white
- pinnacle of evolution, like Michelangelo's David is the peak of art
- smart, beautiful, generally good at everything
- average penis size
- privileged, rich, go to prestigious universities, wear suits, play golf, are members of VIP clubs
- sometimes supremacists, "oppress" other races (knowingly or not)
- not many strong stereotypes as whiteness is seen as the default, the norm to which others are compared
- asian:
- by sex/gender/orientation:
- gays:
- men act feminine, are good at art and women jobs, like pink color, fashion, cooking and cleaning
- there are two types: the feminine sissy and the big hairy bear biker, in a pair one does mommy and the other one daddy
- loves to wear latex
- women (lesbian) are masculine, ugly with short pink hair
- spread AIDS
- men:
- direct, strong, decisive, stubborn, overconfident, primitive, irresponsible, conservative, when provoked may easily become rude and aggressive, beat their wives
- competitive
- good at math and exact sciences, often on detriment of art, humanities and "soft skills" (these are seen as gay and left for women)
- hide their feelings, trash talk ever best friends, revealing feminine emotions is perceived as a weakness and sign of homosexuality
- thinking only of sex, will have sex with every woman any time and everywhere, will have as many sexual partners as possible, however romantically will love only one woman, to the point of dying for her (but will rather die than marry her)
- obsessed with and insecure about penis size
- like cars, guns, military, machines in general, building and repairing "do it yourself" style, not reading manuals (that's for sissies), playing with model trains
- at heart stay a little boy their whole lives, just need bigger and more expensive toys, never mature (from woman point of view)
- women (may also apply to gay men):
- bad at driving, bad spatial skills
- bad at logical thinking and math
- manipulative, calculating, acting and pretending
- passive aggressive
- whores
- bitches
- good at multitasking
- gossip
- gold diggers
- don't know what they want, "no" can mean "yes" and vice versa
- too emotional, especially on period
- attracted to douchebags, assholes and money, golddigging, avoid nice guys
- can distinguish and name different shades of similar colors
- on board of a ship bring bad luck
- love fashion, the color pink, Barbie dolls, cleaning, ironing, cooking etc.
- get good grades at school because of tryharding, memorization (without deep understanding), following rules and diligence, i.e. conformance (which the corrupt system rewards before talent and actual skill), but still can't catch up to men at math
- secretly want to have sex with dogs rather than men
- read manuals
- blonde, attractive ones:
- extremely stupid, even among women
- even more gold digging
- even bigger whores
- gays:
- other:
- ginger:
- have no soul
- lawyers:
- lowest form of life, parasites and leeches, no conscience
- no morals whatsoever, lie is their daily bread
- will defend corporations and murderers for a few bucks
- programmers:
- white fat male neckbeard, has no life, socially awkward, lives in basement
- genius, nerd, loves tabletop games and similar things
- never had sex and never will
- zoomers:
- broccoli haircut
- males are 3 meters tall but anorexic and thin like paper, weights 40 kg (this is the beauty ideal of a zoomer girl)
- has no idea what gender or species he is, switches genders every few minutes
- has 20 mental diseases, constant depression and self harm scars: paranoid schizo bipolar split personality with social anxiety, autism, "body dysmorphia", agoraphobia, OCD and ADHD is the standard base line -- despite breaking world records for simultaneously present crippling mental diseases he is able to function quite normally
- techno slaves, against expectations very bad with technology -- is only a tech consumer but doesn't know how computers work (can't operate mouse, doesn't know what a file is, can't torrent, can't use email, can't do anything if it can't be done by issuing a voice command to a spy agent in his phone)
- extremely short attention span
- addicted to consuming Internet content, without cell phone will die within a few hours
- due to having grown up in extremely toxic capitalist dystopia, being forced to consume since birth and never knowing normal childhood and healthy habits, they are prone to developing unhealthy addictions to normal things that others can control without problems but which a zoomer will self destruct with, e.g.: masturbation and porn, energy drinks, consuming Internet, listening to music, playing games etc.
- in general just most degenerated and doomed generation as of yet (of course, until the next one comes)
- ginger: