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C++

C++ (also crippled C) is an object-obsessed joke language based on C to which it adds only capitalist features and bloat, most notably object obsession. Most good programmers such as Richard Stallman and Linus Torvalds agree that C++ is hilariously messy and also tragic in that it actually succeeded to become mainstream. The language creator Bjarne Stroustrup himself infamously admitted the language sucks but laughs at its critics because it became successful anyway -- indeed, in a retarded society only shit can succeed. As someone once said, "C++ is not an increment, it is excrement". C++ specification has over 2000 pages :D

C++ source code files have the extensions .cpp or .cc (for "crippled C").