2.0 KiB
Dungeons And Dragons
Dungeons & Dragons (D&D, DnD) is a proprietary tabletop RPG game for ugly people who are desperate for social contact at least with other ugly people.
{ Sorry, I may start world war 3 by saying this, but I think D&D sucks. ~drummyfish }
The idea behind D&D is really, really cool in theory... HOWEVER in practice we just get something so excruciatingly awfully cringe; screeching, sweating autistic fat men pretending to be young female fairies, it would really be much more pleasant to eat glass than watch D&D session in progress. D&D is not really like what it seems at first sight, it is NOT a game for "smart" people who don't fit in because of their huge IQ, it's more of a last resort place for people who would LOVE to socialize so much but can't because they're extremely ugly or unlovable and no one wants to be around them. It's really so SO PAINFUL to watch the most beta soy fatman trying to masturbate his ego by awful attempts at acting and pretending he's a general of orc army or something while holding some plastic sword, thinking that when he drops all restraints and screeches on top of his lungs he will suddenly look like Brad Pitt and he'll impress that one real weird beta female that's always present in any D&D session. Real nerds just hate people and won't try to look for socialization even with other nerds. Furthermore it's not even a real game with strictly set rules, it's more of a collaborative story writing and acting, it's almost closer to dumb normie stuff like theatre and whatnot, a real nerd MAY want to get into writing, but he will have enough of a vision to not let some random averages fuck up his universe, that just smells by want of social interaction rather than being an attempt at creating good art -- so yeah, it's not really about fantasy, playing a game or anything, just about desperately trying to interact with any people at all for any cost.