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👽 LRS Secret Page 👽
TOP SECRET. Authorized personnel only. LEAVE THIS PAGE IMMEDIATELY unless you posses clearance level over 9000. This incident will be reported.
ELVIS LIVES. THEY CLONED HITLER. THE EARTH IS FLAT (but only on sundays).
Congratulations, you have found the secret page of the LRS wiki!
!!!YOU ARE NOW PROHIBITED TO LINK TO THIS PAGE FROM ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET AND TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!
B-but doesn't LRS oppose secrecy? YES, but this is just a small joke game, OK? So shut up now.
Now you HAVE TO learn the secret LRS handshake:
- Scratch your ass.
- Scratch your balls (sorry women).
- Use the same hand to shake hands.
Whenever you shake hands with someone it is your obligation to do this and see if he mirrors it.
Now we will link to some pages so that this page doesn't pop up on the stats page under lonely pages or something Reeeeeeeeee, shit, hotdog. F.U.C.K M.E I.N T.H.E A.S.S.
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Also we'll have some more lorem ipsum text to pull this out of shortest pages. She sells sea shells, she sells sea shells, she sells sea shells, she sells sea shells, she sells sea shells, she sells sea shells, she sells sea shells, she sells sea shells, she sells sea shells. Women are dumb.
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Come and take a seat with us up in here in the lodge. Retard normies have taken shit too far, the world is in grave danger. Maybe we should relax our LRS values and start secretly ruling the world?
Yeah every child already knows moonlanding was a hoax, Kubrick did an excellent job though. Speaking of jobs, 9/11 was an inside one, sure. But did you know the government spies on you through your washing machine? Wait, that's actually not even a secret.
Nuclear Codes
President Trump's memory isn't the best so the nuclear codes are just:
grabembythepussy666$
Then just hit the big fat button.