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# Body Shaming
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*Your body sucks.*
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Ways in which your body can suck include:
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- acne
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- anal prolapse
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- bad smell
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- baldness
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- being a dwarf or giant
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- being albino
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- being anorexic
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- being deformed in weird ways
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- being hairy as fuck, like having hair growing out of ears and eyes and shit
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- being [fat](usa.md)
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- being a mutant
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- being pale like a corpse
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- bitch face
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- big tits (if man)
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- brown ([shit](shit.md)-colored) eyes
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- [Chinese](chinese.md) eyes
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- circumcision
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- connected eyebrows
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- curly hair
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- curved penis
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- dandruffs and all this kinda disgusting shit
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- different length of legs
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- dry skin
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- egg shaped head
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- extra chromosomes look
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- eyes too far apart
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- [fake hair](elon_musk.md)
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- flappy ears like people from the UK
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- flat feet
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- freckles
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- gigantic or wrong color nipples
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- gray/white hair
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- having more holes than God intended
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- huge ass (subjective)
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- invisible things that still make your body sucks such as allergy, bad eyesight, anosmia, lactose intolerance, small brain, low IQ, fragile bones, missing a kidney etc.
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- lazy eye
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- left and right tits not the same size
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- looking like a clown because of fucked up plastic surgery
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- long tongue
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- looking like Serena Williams
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- missing (or extra) limbs, fingers and other body parts
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- 1 km wide mouth like Steven Tyler
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- missing eyebrows because of chemotherapy
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- multiple penises (yet, it exists)
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- nipple count != 2
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- no muscle
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- oily skin
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- O shaped legs { I have this lol. ~drummyfish }
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- outer belly button, GROSS
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- paralysis, dragging around dead weight body parts you can't control
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- pussy prolapse
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- red hair
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- red nose because of too much booze
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- saggy tits
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- scars
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- shaving your chest and arms as a male is absolutely vomit inducing disgusting shit
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- shitty voice
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- short dick, see also [micropenis](micropenis.md)
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- silicon breasts
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- slanted eyes
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- small tits (if [woman](woman.md))
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- sweating like a pig
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- [wrong skin color](race.md)
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- [tattoo](tattoo.md)
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- thumb on feet too far apart from other fingers { I have this too, actually it's good for climbing trees and picking stuff up with my feet, I think I'm evolving back to a monkey. ~drummyfish }
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- too long neck like a giraffe
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- [tumors](cancer.md)
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- [ugly face](bill_gates.md)
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- visible veins
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- warts and birthmarks, DISGUSTING AF
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- WEIRD nose shape, like too big or split like Gerard Depardieu, curved nose like [Jews](jew.md), pointing to one side, too flat, too short, long nose like a witch, Voldemort nose etc.
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- weird skin conditions like these weird spots when you look like a rotting zombie dalmatin or whatever it's called
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- weirdly shaped spine
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- weird teeth like under or overbite or rabbit teeth or even missing teeth (UNACCEPTABLE), space between teeth, rotten teeth
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- wrinkles
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- X shaped legs
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- ...
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If you found yourself on the list congratulations, you are a freak. The point is [we](lrs.md) still love you ugly weirdo, stop being obsessed with your look cunt.
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WARNING: This article may have contained trigger topics.
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## See Also
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- [cyber"bullying"](cyberbullying.md)
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- [disease](disease.md) |