less_retarded_wiki/people.md

# People

*"People are retarded."* --[Osho](osho.md)

All people are idiots, [love](love.md) all of them, never make anyone a [leader](hero_culture.md). So far people seem to be mentally the most inferior of all species on [Earth](earth.md), the only thing stupider than people are [feminists](feminism.md) and [capitalists](capitalism.md) (which is basically the same thing). Humans possess high level of intelligence which allows them to be extremely stupid, much more than other organisms can dream of -- just like playing the worst [chess](chess.md) moves requires deep understanding of chess, behaving in most stupid ways possible requires an intellect capable of deducing what is indeed the most stupid thing to do at any given time -- at this humans excel. People are the worst thing that ever appeared since even before our universe started to exist.

Remember: a cover mostly says just enough about the book.

Here is a list of people notable in technology or in other ways related to [LRS](lrs.md).

- **[Aaron Fletcher](aaron_fletcher.md)**: voluntarily [homeless](homelessness.md) [minimalist](minimalism.md) guy traveling with a bunch of sheep
- **[Aaron Swartz](aaron_swartz.md)**: famous computer prodigy activist involved in creation of famous things like [Reddit](reddit.md), [RSS](rss.md) and [Creative Commons](creative_commons.md), [suicided](suicide.md) at 26
- **[Adam Smith](adam_smith.md)**: worst dipshit retard in whole history, advocate of self [interest and greed](capitalism.md), faggot beyond any imagination
- **[Alan Cox](alan_cox.md)**: famous [Linux](linux.md) contributor, used to be considered second in command after Torvalds
- **[Alan Kay](alan_kay.md)**: oldfag hacker, inventor of [Smalltalk](smalltalk.md)
- **[Albert Einstein](einstein.md)**: 20th century [jewish](jew.md) physicist, author of [theory of relativity](relativity.md), [pacifist](pacifism.md) and [socialist](socialism.md), popularly regarded as one of the most brilliant geniuses in [history](history.md)
- **[Alan Turing](turing.md)**: 20th century mathematician, father of [computer science](compsci.md), [gay](gay.md), [suicided](suicide.md) after heavy state bullying and torture for being gay
- **[Alexandre Oliva](alexandre_oliva.md)**: [free software](free_software.md) advocate, founding member of [FSFLA](fsfla.md), maintainer of [Linux-libre](linux_libre.md)
- **[Amlux](amlux.md)** ([https://pantsuprophet.xyz](https://pantsuprophet.xyz)): scholar, philosopher, polyglot, writer and thinker, one of the wisest souls on the Internet, focusing a lot on the problems of climate and environment but also whole society, with many ideas and goals aligned with our own, also an example of a [based](based.md) [American](usa.md)
- **[Ashley Jones](ashley_jones.md)**: Internet [girl](woman.md), one of very few specimens of a [based](based.md) woman, also a [based](based.md) American
- **[Bill Gates](bill_gates.md)**: founder and CEO of [Micro$oft](microsoft.md), huge faggot
- **[Blitzdoughnuts](blitzdoughnuts.md)**: amazing human, libre game [programmer](programmer.md), kind and loving, very smart and wise, example of a based American
- **[Bobby Tables](bobby_tables.md)**: full name `Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--`, appeared in [xkcd](xkcd.md) 327, see also [SQL](sql.md) [injection](injection.md)
- **[Buddha](buddha.md)** (Siddhartha Gautama): started [buddhism](buddhism.md), a religion seeking enlightenment attained by searching for the ultimate truth and so freeing oneself from all desire
- **[Charles Moore](charles_moore.md)**: inventor of [Forth](forth.md), advocate of software [minimalism](minimalism.md), oldschool hacker
- **[Christopher Knight](christopher_knight.md)** AKA The Maine Hermit: based guy who left society and lived completely alone for 27 years, proving that human is not a social animal.
- **Christoph Lohmann ([20h](20h.md))**: former member of [suckless](suckless.md), now a "CEO" of [Bitreich](bitreich.md)
- **[David Hampson](david_hampson.md)**: extremely [based](based.md) man who keeps going to prison just by standing in the middle of the road and then refuses to talk to anyone, including the judge, his own layer, psychiatrist and anyone else, even though he can speak perfectly well
- **David Mondou-Labbe** ("""Devine Lu Linvega"""): some weird narcissist soyboy making minimalist stuff, [100r](100r.md) member, cryptocapitalist, [pseudoleftist](pseudoleft.md) fascist, heavily utilizing [NC](nc.md) licenses
- **[Dennis Ritchie](dennis_ritchie.md)**: creator of [C](c.md) language and co-creator of [Unix](unix.md)
- **[Diogenes](diogenes.md)**: based Greek philosopher who opposed all authorities in very cool ways
- **Dirt Wizard** (Lafe Spietz, Trash Robot): author of [Trash Magic](trash_magic.md), physics [PhD](phd.md), shizo-ish utopian philosopher
- **[Donald Knuth](knuth.md)**: computer scientist, Turing-award winner, author of the famous [Art of Computer Programming](taocp.md) books and the [TeX](tex.md) typesetting system
- **[drummyfish](drummyfish.md)** (Miloslav Číž): creator of [LRS](lrs.md), a few programs and [this wiki](lrs_wiki.md), [anarcho-pacifist](anpac.md), born and living in [Czechia](czechia.md)
- **[Eric S. Raymond](esr.md)**: oldschool hacker turned capitalist, proponent of [open $ource](open_source.md), desperately trying to be popular, co-founder of [OSI](osi.md) and tech writer ([Jargon File](jargon_file.md), [CatB](catb.md), ...)
- **[Fabrice Bellard](fabrice_bellard.md)**: legendary programmer, made many famous programs such as [ffmpeg](ffmpeg.md), [tcc](tcc.md), [TinyGL](tinygl.md) etc.
- **[Geoffrey Knauth](geoffrey_knauth.md)**: very [shitty](shit.md) president of [Free Software Foundation](fsf.md) since 2020 who embraces [proprietary](proprietary.md) software lol
- **[Grigori Perelman](perelman.md)** based Russian mathematician who solved one of the biggest problems in math ([Poincare conjecture](poincare_conjecture.md)), then refused Fields medal and million dollar prize, refuses to talk to anyone and make [hero](hero_culture.md) of himself, just sent a huge fuck you to the system
- **[Jara Cimrman](jara_cimrman.md)**: a fictional [Czech](czechia.md) universal genius that basically secretly invented everything but was forgotten by [history](history.md), it's the whole country's inside [joke](jokes.md)
- **[Jason Scott](jason_scott.md)**: quite famous archivist and filmmaker (maintains e.g. textfiles.com), focused on old hacker/boomer tech like [BBSes](bbs.md)
- **[Jesus](jesus.md)**: probably the most famous guy in history, had a nice teaching of [nonviolence](nonviolence.md) and [love](love.md)
- **[Jimmy Wales](jimmy_wales.md)**: co-founder of [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md)
- **[John Carmack](john_carmack.md)**: legendary game ([Doom](doom.md), [Quake](quake.md), ...) and [graphics](graphics.md) developer, often called a programming god
- **[John Gilmore](john_gilmore.md)**: oldschool [hacker](hacking.md), founder of [Electronic Frontier Foundation](eff.md)
- **[John Romero](romero.md)**: legendary oldschool game dev, co-creator of [Doom](doom.md), known especially for his brilliant map design, allegedly has a condition by which he remembers every day of his past
- **[John von Neumann](von_neumann.md)**: early 20th century multidisciplinary genius, one of the greatest [computer scientists](compsci.md) of all time, also famous for huge [IQ](iq.md) and being a human calculator
- **[Jonathan Blow](jonathan_blow.md)**: mainstream proprietary indie game developer of puzzle games such as Braid and The Witness, kind of a celebrity of indie game dev, mostly retarded but sometimes says something based out of context, some people love him, some hate him
- **[Karl Marx](karl_marx.md)**: jewish intellectual, philosopher, started [Marxism](marxism.md)
- **[Ken Silverman](key_silverman.md)**: famous oldschool 3D engine programmer ([Duke Nukem 3D](duke3d.md)'s [BUILD engine](build_engine.md), ...), sadly proprietaryfag
- **[Ken Thompson](ken_thompson.md)**: hacker legend, co-creator of [Unix](unix.md), [C](c.md) and [Go](go.md)
- **[Kurt Godel](kurt_godel.md)**: mathematician famous for his groundbreaking incompleteness theorems proving that [logic](logic.md) itself has intrinsic limitations, was a tinfoil schizo and died of starvation believing his food to be poisoned
- **[Larry Sanger](larry_sanger.md)**: co-founder of [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md), also one of its biggest critics
- **[Larry Wall](larry_wall.md)**: creator of [Perl](perl.md) language, linguist, Christian
- **[Lawrence Lessig](lessig.md)**: lawyer, founder of [free culture](free_culture.md) movement and [Creative Commons](creative_commons.md), critic of [copyright](copyright.md)
- **[Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy](leo_tolstoy.md)**: Russian writer -- regarded among the best of all times -- said to have been an [anarcho pacifist](anpac.md)
- **[Linus Torvalds](linus_torvalds.md)**: Finnish programmer who created [Linux](linux.md) and [git](git.md)
- **[Luke Smith](luke_smith.md)**: [suckless](suckless.md) vlogger/celebrity
- **[Mahatma Gandhi](gandhi.md)**: Indian man who greatly utilized and popularized [nonviolence](nonviolence.md)
- **[Melvin Kaye](mel.md) aka Mel**: genius old time programmer that appears in [hacker lore](hacker_culture.md) (*Story of Mel*)
- **[Mental Outlaw](mental_outlaw.md)**: [suckless](suckless.md) vlogger/celebrity
- **[Mother Teresa](mother_teresa.md)**
- **Nils M Holm**: creator of minimalist languages and compilers (notably [T3X](t3x.md)), [buddhist](buddhism.md)
- **[Nina Paley](nina_paley.md)**: [female](woman.md) artist, one of the most famous proponents of [free culture](free_culture.md)
- **[Noam Chomsky](noam_chomsky.md)**: one of the most famous intellectuals, linguist notable in theoretical [compsci](computer_science.md), [jew](jew.md), anarchist
- **[Oscar Toledo G.](toledo.md)**: programmer of tiny programs and [games](game.md) (e.g. the smallest [chess](chess.md) program), sadly [proprietary](proprietary.md) [winfag](windows.md)
- **[Osho](osho.md)**: some kinda guru, TODO
- **[Petr Chelcicky](petr_chelcicky.md)**: old time [anarcho pacifist](anpac.md)
- **[Richard Stallman](rmd.md)**: inventor of [free software](free_software.md) and [copyleft](copyleft.md), founder of [GNU](gnu.md) and [FSF](fsf.md), hacker, also created [emacs](emacs.md), probably another based American
- **[Rob Pike](rob_pike.md)**: oldschool hacker strayed from the path of good, involved in [Unix](unix.md), [Plan 9](plan9.md) and [go](golang.md), looks gay
- **[Roy Schestowitz](roy_schestowitz.md)**: [PhD](phd.md) journalist, running [Techrights](techrights.md), revealing corruption in technology
- **[Stephen Gough](gough.md)** (*naked rambler*): based guy who refuses to wear clothes, is bullied by society and kept in prison
- **[Steve Jobs](steve_jobs.md)**: founder and CEO of [Apple](apple.md), huge retard and dickhead
- **[Ted Kaczynski](ted_kaczynski.md)**: AKA the Unabomber, mathematician, prodigy, primitivist and mass murderer who pointed out the dangers of modern technology
- **[Terry Davis](terry_davis.md)**: deceased schizophrenic genius, creator of [Temple OS](temple_os.md), became a tech [meme](meme.md)
- **[Tom Murphy VII (Tom7)](tom7.md)**: researcher, famous [SIGBOVIK](sigbovik.md) contributor and YouTuber
- **[Uriel M. Pereira](uriel.md)**: deceased ([suicided](suicide.md)) member of the [suckless](suckless.md)/[cat-v](cat_v.md) community, "philosopher"
- **[Virgil Dupras](dupras.md)**: creator of [Collapse OS](collapseos.md) and [Dusk OS](duskos.md)
- **[viznut](viznut.md)** (Ville-Matias Heikkilä): creator or [countercomplex](countercomplex.md), [demoscener](demoscene.md), minimalist programmer, inventor of [bytebeat](bytebeat.md), hacker, [collapse](collapse.md) "[prepper](prepping.md)", seems to be an [SJW](sjw.md)
- ...