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# LRS Dictionary
WORK IN PROGRESS
{ Most of these I just heard/read somewhere, e.g. on [4chan](4chan.md), in [Jargon File](jargon_file.md) or from [RMS](rms.md), some terms I made myself. ~drummyfish }
| mainstream | correct/cooler |
| ------------------------------------------ | -------------------------------------- |
| American | Amerifag |
| [anime](anime.md) | tranime |
| [Apple](apple.md) user | iToddler |
| [Asperger](autism.md) | assburger |
| average citizen | normie, normalfag, bloatoddler, NPC |
| [Blender](blender.md) | Blunder |
| [censorship](censorship.md) | censorshit |
| [CEO](ceo.md) | capitalist evil oppressor |
| [cloud](cloud.md) computing | clown computing |
| [cloudflare](cloudfalre.md) | cuckflare, clownflare |
| code of conduct ([COC](coc.md)) | code of coercion, code of censorship |
| consume | consoom (see also [coom](coom.md) |
| [copyright](copyright.md) | copywrong, copyrestriction, copyrape |
| [CSS](css.md) | cascading style shit |
| [C++](cpp.md) | crippled C |
| [democracy](democracy.md) | democrazy |
| digital garden | digital swamp |
| digital rights management ([DRM](drm.md)) | digital restrictions management |
| [encryption](encryption.md) | bloatcryption |
| [entrepreneur](entrepreneur.md) | murderer |
| fair trade | fair rape |
| [feminism](feminism.md) | feminazism, femifascism |
| [Firefox](firefox.md) | Furryfox |
| [gaming](game.md) | gayming |
| [geek](geek.md) | retard |
| [global warming](global_warming.md) | global heating |
| [Google](google.md) | Goolag |
| Gmail | Gfail |
| [GNU](gnu.md) | GNUts, freetards |
| influencer | manipulator |
| [Intel](intel.md) | [Incel](incel.md) |
| [Internet Explorer](internet_explorer.md) | Internet Exploder, Internet Exploiter |
| [Internet of things](iot.md) | Internet of stinks |
| [iPad](ipda.md) | iBad |
| [iPhone](iphone.md) | spyPhone |
| job | slavery |
| "left" | [pseudoleft](pseudoleft.md), SJW |
| [LGBT](lgbt.md) | FGTS, TTTT |
| "[Linux](linux.md)" | [GNU](gnu.md), lunix, loonix |
| [logic gate](logic_gate.md) | logic gayte |
| Macintosh | Macintoy, Macintrash, Maggotbox |
| [Microsoft](microsoft.md) | Microshit |
| [microtransaction](microtransaction.md) | microtheft |
| [moderation](moderation.md) | [censorship](censorship.md) |
| [modern](modern.md) | malicious, shitty |
| [network](network.md) | notwork |
| neurodivergent | retarded, neuroretarded |
| neurotypical | typical retard |
| [NFS](nfs.md) | nightmare file system |
| [Nintendo](nintendo.md) | Nintendont |
| [NVidia](nvidia.md) | NoVidya |
| object oriented programming ([OOP](oop.md))| object obsessed programming |
| object oriented | objectfuscated |
| [objective C](objective_c.md) | objectionable C |
| [openbsd](openbsd.md) | openbased |
| peer-reviewed | peer-censored |
| person | man |
| plug and play | plug and pray |
| "science" | [soyence](soyence.md) |
| software as a service ([SAAS](saas.md)) |service as a software substitute (SAASS)|
| [Steve Jobs](steve_jobs.md) | Steve Jewbs |
| subscription | [microrape](microrape.md) |
| [systemd](systemd.md) | shitstemd, soystemd |
| United States of America |United Shitholes of America, burgerland |
| user (of a proprietary system) | used, lusr |
| voice assistant | personal spy agent |
| [wayland](wayland.md) | whyland |
| [webassembly](webassembly.md) | weebassembly |
| Wikipedian | wikipedo |
| [Windows](windows.md) | Winshit, Winbloat, Backdoors? :D |
| [work](work.md) | slavery |
| [world wide web](www.md) | world wide wait |
| [YouTube](youtube.md) | JewTube |
## See Also
- [acronyms](acronym.md)
- [newspeak](newspeak.md)