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# Cloudflare
Cloudflare (also know as cuckflare, clownflare, hitlerflare or crimeflare) is a [capitalist](capitalism.md) terrorist organization most famous for it Internet [censorship](censorship.md) delivery network. Its goal is to own the [Internet](internet.md) and it is currently killing what's left of the [web](www.md).
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## See Also
- [censorship](censorship.md)
- [genocide](genocide.md)
- [Hitler](hitler.md)
- [dystopia](dystopia.md)