less_retarded_wiki/windows.md

Micro$oft Window$

Microsoft Windows is a series of malicious, bloated proprietary "operating systems". AVOID THIS SHIT.

Windows has these advantages:

• none

Windows has these disadvantages (this is just a few things, we can't possibly aspire to recount them all):

• It's slow, huge, ugly and gigantically bloated.
• It's proprietary, you have no control over it, it does whatever it wants.
• It spies on you.
• It has blatant backdoors, Microsoft can absolutely take over your computer whenever they want.
• It's paid and expensive.
• It needs to restart on updates, it won't let you reject updates, it will restart in the middle of your work and ruin it.
• It shows you ads.
• It crashes extremely often.
• It doesn't work.
• You can't customize it.
• It forces you to update to newer and shittier versions.
• It forces you to constantly buy new hardware else it stops working.
• It's made for absolute retards and only retards use it. It is designed by retards for retards.
• It's made by terrorists and murderers whom you support by using it.
• It takes forever to boot.
• It automatically installs stuff you don't want.
• 99% viruses will target you.
• You have to only have one brain cell to use it.
• It doesn't work on old (superior) computers.
• It's unusable for servers. It's also unusable for anything else.
• It shits on Unix philosophy, it does everything EXACTLY the opposite way than it should be done. It pushes harmful concepts such as monolithic software, GUI for everything etc.
• It does poorly even in implementing its own philosophy, for example its GUI design is absolute crap cretinous retarded shit that was designed by a monkey, incoherent and unintuitive rushed piece of shit.
• It constantly downloads stuff from the Internet, eating up your bandwidth, stopping to work when Internet goes down.
• It's hostile to anything free, for example it will nuke all other operating systems when installed.
• It has a shitty EULA that makes Micro$oft able to sue you for absolutely anything, it forbids studying the system, copying it, borrowing it, basically doing anything with it.
• It pushes DRM and similar shit.
• It gives you cancer.
• It's an absolutely laughable shitty capitalist product that manipulates you, it shills Micro$oft's inferior software, for example if you want to install a web browser it will just push you to installing Micro$oft's harmful browser etc.
• It's inefficient, eats too much electricity, increases CO2, heat pollution, forces you to buy big harddrives, more expensive Internet connection etc.
• ...

Some people still decide to use it.

Versions

TODO

All are shit.