less_retarded_wiki/wiki_tldr.md

LRS TL;DR

{ Extremely hard to make a tl;dr, this is SIMPLIFICATION. ~drummyfish }

New? Confused? Many articles? Tl;dr:

• this is NOT a satire, we are serious (but we make jokes too, you must spot them, don't be retarded)
• axiom: life is good, suffering of life is bad
• unconditionally love LITERALLY EVERYONE (animals, gays, Nazis, murderers, retards, ...) -- NOT for religious reasons, only because they are alive
• do TRULY selfless things (give away for free, don't expect even indirect rewards, only a good feeling) -- NOT for religious reasons, only because it makes life happy
• reject 100% ALL VIOLENCE in any situation (even self defense etc.) -- NOT for religious reasons, only because suffering of life is bad; non-violent protests are good
• STOP FIGHTING, never aim to "win", only aim to do good
• STOP CAPITALISM -- 100% pure evil and destruction
• STOP COMPETITION as a BASIS OF SOCIETY (competition in games, sports etc. is fine), competition is root of all evil
• FUCK RIGHT
• FUCK PSEUDOLEFT/SJWs/etc.:
  • FUCK political correctness NIGGER (PC is bullshit, you CAN love everyone and be politically incorrect), allow 100% free speech
  • FUCK LGBT, FUCK feminism, FUCK Antifa, FUCK BLM, ... (all are fascist)
  • FUCK soyence, tranny software etc.
  • ...
• also FUCK:
  • "intellectual property" (copyright, patents, ...)
  • absolutely ANY kind of censorship
  • privacy/security (it's BS and censorship)
  • heroes, worship of people, cults of personality
  • crypto
  • laws
  • money, business, trade, self interest
  • work
  • hierarchy in society
  • bullshit and bloat
  • disclaimers
  • optimism
  • everything "modern"
  • consumerism
  • ...
• Things we say are OK:
  • cheating
  • trolling
  • conspiracy theories
  • cannibalism (if killing is involved, consent is needed)
  • political incorrectness, absolutely free speech
  • any kind of sex of ANYONE with ANYONE or ANYTHING (CONSENSUAL, NO VIOLENCE):
    • pedophilia (CONSENSUAL, NO VIOLENCE)
    • necrophilia (if killing is involved, consent is needed)
    • zoophilia (CONSENSUAL)
    • incest (preferably with birth control)
    • ...
  • ...
• establish less retarded society (LRS): anarcho pacifist communist peaceful society, everything's free, everything's allowed, no need for laws because we have morals, no forced work, no money, no states, no bullshit, no police, no censorship, ...
• slow evolution (education, true rationality, ...), NOT revolution (hysteria, violence, ...)
• we are TRUE left and don't fall under any traditional politics (i.e. right or pseudoleft), that's why you're confused
• technology for our cause: less retarded software (also LRS):
  • extreme minimalism (necessary for TRUE, de facto freedom), suckless, KISS
  • free software (public domain, NOT copyleft), NOT open $ource (capitalist bullshit)
  • selfless, 100% help the user, ZERO restrictions or abuse
  • ...
• accept truth (races are real, women are stupid, we live in dystopia, society can't be saved, ...)
• THINK, question ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING, don't identify or adopt what you're offered, stop conforming, stop relying on others, create, educate, lead an example, ...
• NOTE: unique culture is forming here (language, values, in-jokes, memes, own definitions etc.), it may be harder to hop in (e.g. we never say we fight anything, we hate the p-word, "he" is the default pronoun, we hate coding but love programming, we hate open $ource but love free software, we never say we are "proud" of anything, ... -- see also shitword)
• ...

See Also

• FAQ