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LRS Dictionary
WORK IN PROGRESS
{ Most of these I just heard/read somewhere, e.g. 4chan, Jargon File or from RMS, some I made myself. ~drummyfish }
{ Also sorry some are cringe, I just put everything here, pick what you like. ~drummyfish }
| mainstream | correct/cooler |
|---|---|
| Amazon | Scamazon |
| Amazon Kindle | Amazon Swindle |
| American | Americunt, Amerifag, Yankee, Ameridiot, American't |
| anime | tranime |
| Apple user | iToddler, iDiot |
| Asperger | assburger |
| assertiveness | assholism |
| average citizen | normie, normalfag, bloatoddler, NPC, ... |
| Bill Gates | Bill Gayte$ |
| Blender | Blunder |
| Brave browser | Slave browser |
| censorship | censorshit |
| CEO | capitalist evil oppressor |
| cloud computing | clown computing |
| cloudflare | cuckflare, clownflare, crimeflare |
| code of conduct (COC) | code of coercion, code of censorship, COCK |
| comun | coomun { One friend suggested this :D ~drummyfish } |
| consume | consoom (see also coom) |
| content delivery network | censorship delivery network |
| copyright | copywrong, copyrestriction, copyrape |
| CSS | cascading stylish shit |
| C++ | crippled C |
| Debian | Lesbian |
| democracy | democrazy |
| digital garden | digital swamp |
| digital rights management (DRM) | digital restrictions management |
| Discord | Discunt |
| docker | cocker? bloater? |
| economy | money religion |
| encryption | bloatcryption |
| entrepreneur | murderer |
| Facebook user | zucker, used |
| fair trade | fair rape |
| feminism | feminazism, femifascism |
| Firefox | Furryfox |
| gaming | gayming |
| geek | retard |
| global warming | global heating |
| Goolag | |
| Gmail | Gfail |
| GNU | GNUts, GNU's not usable, Gigantic and Nasty but Unavoidable |
| Hyperbola | Hyperbloat |
| Immanuel Kant | Immanuel Cunt, Immanuel Can't (sorry, just too obvious :D) |
| influencer | manipulator |
| Intel | Incel |
| Internet Explorer | Internet Exploder, Internet Exploiter |
| Internet of things | Internet of stinks/stings |
| iPad | iBad |
| iPhone | spyPhone |
| JavaScript | HitlerScript, JavaShit |
| job/work | slavery |
| "left" | pseudoleft, SJW |
| LGBT | FGTS, TTTT |
| liberal | libtard |
| "Linux" | GNU, lunix, loonix |
| logic gate | logic gayte |
| Macintosh | Macintoy, Macintrash, Maggotbox |
| Microsoft | Microshit |
| microtransaction | microtheft |
| Minecraft | Minecrap |
| moderation | censorship |
| modern | malicious, shitty |
| .NET | .NEET |
| network | notwork |
| neurodivergent | retarded, neuroretarded, neurorainbow |
| neurotypical | typical retard |
| NFS | nightmare file system |
| Nintendo | Nintendont |
| NPOV | normie/NPC point of view |
| NSA | national spying agency |
| null hypothesis significance test | null ritual |
| NVidia | NoVidya |
| object oriented programming (OOP) | object obsessed programming, POO |
| object oriented | objectfuscated |
| objective C | objectionable C |
| openbsd | openbased |
| peer-reviewed | peer-censored |
| "person" | man, p-word |
| Photoshopped | GIMPed |
| playstation | gaystation |
| plug and play | plug and pray |
| proprietary service | disservice |
| school | indoctrination center |
| "science" | soyence |
| soccer | football |
| software as a service (SAAS) | service as a software substitute (SAASS) |
| Steve Jobs | Steve Jewbs |
| subscription | microrape |
| suckless | suckass |
| systemd | shitstemd, soystemd |
| TikTok | ShitTok |
| titter, twatter | |
| United States of America | United Shitholes of America, burgerland, U.S.gay |
| user (of a proprietary system) | used, lusr |
| using JavaScript | JavaScrippled |
| voice assistant | personal spy agent |
| wayland | whyland |
| webassembly | weebassembly |
| website | webshite |
| Wikipedian | wikipedo |
| Windows | Winshit, Windoze, Winbloat, Backdoors? :D |
| woman | femoid |
| work | slavery |
| world wide web | world wide wait |
| YouTube | JewTube |
Words you should use often include: abomination, crazy, cretin, faggot, fat, femoid, idiot, imbecile, insane, landwhale, moron, nigger, retard, subhuman, ugly.