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Steve Jobs
"I'm not glad he'd dead, but I'm glad he's gone." -- Richard Stallman
Steve Jobs was a psychopathic entrepreneur that co-founded Apple in which he was a CEO and nowadays has a cult of personality that makes Americans cum. He was mainly known for his ability to manipulate people and his contribution to the technology lies in making it more expensive, incompatible and consumerist.
Jobs was born on February 24, 1955 and later was adopted which may have contributed to his development of psychopathy. He was already very stupid as a little child, he never really learned programming and was only interested in achieving what he wanted by crying and pressuring other people to do things for him. This translated very well to his adult life when he quit school to pursue money. He manipulated and abused his schoolmate Steve Wozniak, a hacker, to make computers for him. They started Apple in 1976 and started producing one of the first personal computers: Apple I and Apple II with which he won the capitalist lottery and unfortunately succeeded on the market. Apple became a big ass company, however Jobs was such shit CEO that Apple fired him lol. He went to do some other shit like NeXT. Then a bunch of things happened (TODO) and then, to the relief of the whole world, he died on October 5, 2011 from cancer.