less_retarded_wiki/body_shaming.md
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Body Shaming

Your body sucks.

Ways in which your body can suck include:

  • acne
  • anal prolapse
  • bad smell
  • baldness
  • being a dwarf or giant
  • being albino
  • being anorexic
  • being deformed in weird ways
  • being hairy as fuck, like having hair growing out of ears and eyes and shit
  • being fat
  • being a mutant
  • being pale like a corpse
  • bitch face
  • big tits (if man)
  • brown (shit-colored) eyes
  • Chinese eyes
  • circumcision
  • connected eyebrows
  • curly hair
  • curved penis
  • dandruffs and all this kinda disgusting shit
  • different length of legs
  • dry skin
  • egg shaped head
  • extra chromosomes look
  • eyes too far apart
  • fake hair
  • flappy ears like people from the UK
  • flat feet
  • freckles
  • gigantic or wrong color nipples
  • gray/white hair
  • having more holes than God intended
  • huge ass (subjective)
  • invisible things that still make your body sucks such as allergy, bad eyesight, anosmia, lactose intolerance, small brain, low IQ, fragile bones, missing a kidney etc.
  • lazy eye
  • left and right tits not the same size
  • looking like a clown because of fucked up plastic surgery
  • long tongue
  • looking like Serena Williams
  • missing (or extra) limbs, fingers and other body parts
  • 1 km wide mouth like Steven Tyler
  • missing eyebrows because of chemotherapy
  • multiple penises (yet, it exists)
  • nipple count != 2
  • no muscle
  • oily skin
  • O shaped legs { I have this lol. ~drummyfish }
  • outer belly button, GROSS
  • paralysis, dragging around dead weight body parts you can't control
  • pussy prolapse
  • red hair
  • red nose because of too much booze
  • saggy tits
  • scars
  • shaving your chest and arms as a male is absolutely vomit inducing disgusting shit
  • shitty voice
  • short dick, see also micropenis
  • silicon breasts
  • slanted eyes
  • small tits (if woman)
  • sweating like a pig
  • wrong skin color
  • tattoo
  • thumb on feet too far apart from other fingers { I have this too, actually it's good for climbing trees and picking stuff up with my feet, I think I'm evolving back to a monkey. ~drummyfish }
  • too long neck like a giraffe
  • tumors
  • ugly face
  • visible veins
  • warts and birthmarks, DISGUSTING AF
  • WEIRD nose shape, like too big or split like Gerard Depardieu, curved nose like Jews, pointing to one side, too flat, too short, long nose like a witch, Voldemort nose etc.
  • weird skin conditions like these weird spots when you look like a rotting zombie dalmatin or whatever it's called
  • weirdly shaped spine
  • weird teeth like under or overbite or rabbit teeth or even missing teeth (UNACCEPTABLE), space between teeth, rotten teeth
  • wrinkles
  • X shaped legs
  • ...

If you found yourself on the list congratulations, you are a freak. The point is we still love you ugly weirdo, stop being obsessed with your look cunt.

WARNING: This article may have contained trigger topics.

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