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Elon Mu$k
Elon Musk is an enormous capitalist dick. Elon's hair is the least fake thing about him. His IQ is immesurably low, he barely even passes the mirror self recognition test but he likes to LARP as Einstein on Twitter, it's super cringe, he's like a child, just more retarded and uglier.
TODO: more dirt
Musk's company Neuralink killed 1500 animals in 4 years, was charged with animal cruelty (sauce).
TODO: that moment he tried to play superhero when the kids got stuck in the cave :D